If Jesus died on a Friday and was resurrected on Sunday, what did he do on Saturday?

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went to mcdonalds

Masturbate

Looking at the respawn countdown

Nofap

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Using hacks, that is how he respawned

some yard work

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calm down dude it's just a shitposting thread

farted

wrong jesus

Went to hell, read your bible dumbass.
And that's not a proper timeline of the story, it's just convenient for holiday doing.

THIS

He fapped to that asuka facesitting pic hnnng

These memes always give me a chuckle.
I can think that they are clever and humorous because ultimately what matters is my faith that he made a blood sacrifice of himself for me.
btw, my favorite part in the movie is where Peter says "I'm just a stupid man."

Descended into hell to conquer death

>when you're so cancerous you're mistaken for a Jew

kys

He journeyed to hell to try and save as many people as possible

Shomer Shabbos

buying items and looking at the map

He went to limbo and set the souls free

Nursed that baby raptor.

Descended to sheol to bring people from there to heaven.

He was in the underworld conquering death ...seriously

From Christ's descent to hell we may learn four things:

Firm hope in God. No matter what the trouble in which a man finds himself, he should always put trust in God's help and rely on it. There is no trouble greater than to find oneself in hell. If then Christ freed those who were in hell, any man who is a friend of God cannot but have great confidence that he too shall be freed from what ever anxiety holds him. Wisdom forsook not the just when he was sold, but delivered him from sinners; she went down with him into the pit and in bands she left him not.

We ought to conceive fear and to rid ourselves of presumption. For although Christ suffered for sinners, and went down into hell to set them free, he did not set all sinners free, but only those who were free of mortal sin. Those who had died in mortal sin He left there. Where fore for those who have gone down to hell in mortal sin there remains no hope of pardon.

We ought to be full of care. Christ went down into hell for our salvation, and we should be careful frequently to go down there too, turning over in our minds hell's pain and penalties, as did the holy king Ezechias as we read in the prophecy of Isaias, I said: In the midst of my days I shall go to the gates of hell. Those who in their meditation often go down to hell during life, will not easily go down there at death. Such meditations are a powerful arm against sin, and a useful aid to bring a man back from sin.

The fact is for us an example of love. Christ went down into hell to set free those that were his own. We, too, therefore, should go down there to help our own. For those who are in purgatory are themselves unable to do anything, and therefore we ought to help them. Truly he would be a harsh man indeed who failed to come to the aid of a kinsman who lay in prison, here on earth. How much more harsh, then, the man who will not aid the friend who is in purgatory, for there is no comparison between the pains there and the pains of this world.

He was watching porn.

Had a talk with God.

>If Jesus died on a Friday and was resurrected on Sunday, what did he do on Saturday?
Not exactly "dead" for 3 whole days is it?

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WTF man wgar are you doing up so late?

Were he to have existed, he would have been in a kind of coma during that day.

him and pinky were making plans to take over the world

this is all you really need to know

this

Where does it say that?

Lmao it doesn't say that. Catholic fanfiction only.

He decended into hell you fucking faggot. Read the bible.

Protestants don't even follow the apostles creed now? You people ruined christianity, and for what? Shitty rock music? Dispensationalism?

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If he died on a friday, he was obviously dead on saturday.

The Harrowing of Hell
Even the damned on that day were offered salvation

Well, fuck me, I thought it was in scripture but apparently not. Guess I remembered it wrong.

Thank God for His Mercy if true.

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He went down to hell and wrecked their shit up. Pretty awesome desu

unrelated but ok

Went to Heaven without a body left behind and maybe was only one in the unseen for three days. He told the robber He'd see him ON THAT DAY in Heaven. You don't stay anywhere right away when we die. There is a process involved

>believing in book of fairytales

a lot of holy paperwork probably

Time is manmade. Are the 144,000 just that number? There are prophetic years. And the lunar calendar. On that day. Plus the three earthly days cannot say He descended at all. If He did that won't happen to other Immaculately Incarnated men unless they stay there and then furnace judgment time

Hang out in heaven with the Father and the Holy Ghost (who are also himeslef)

Or the one I like is... If Jesus died and came back to life, then where is he now?

Familiy dinner in heaven.

It was his holiday

Oops. No furnace time applies to any men like Him for He was God who came here. I meant regular men. That the last part there would apply to. Basically I'm trying to say Christ is special and if He went to unseen for three days how do we understand the on this day Scripture? There must have been a reason. It's probably untrue. Worms and stuff. Our worms. Wormwood? The worm shall something something. Maybe there is a type of purgatory or unseen and then the real hell after millennium

KEK
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The Ascension? Do people really critique things they haven't even bothered learning its absolute basics?

But we get out of these states here and there if we believe. The raptured. If real. The 144,000 are maybe taken up to God like few others in history. The rest living after that or dead. Or living now. Do one of a variety of things but are kind of the lessers of the saved. But when we rule in millennium if not taken up already, will we age and then be finally judged? I think so because I think sin sticks around until new creation

He got his nails did.

saturdays are for the boys

If you die during Trib but believe on Christ and can be recognised. Then you probably go to Heaven or some three days whatever. Prolly not. Or a purgatory. Prolly not. I doubt this whole three days descent thing

>believing in science and demons
>not believing in God
fucking Einstein believed in God

This.

I don't believe in demons. All this "praise kek" and "meme magic" is just as nonsensical and cringeworthy as "praise the lord" and "praying for miracles", in my opinion.

wow so cool

1 Peter 3:19-20
19 By which also he went and preached unto the spirits in prison;

20 Which sometime were disobedient, when once the longsuffering of God waited in the days of Noah, while the ark was a preparing, wherein few, that is, eight souls were saved by water.

The resurrection chamber took a long time to revive him, it was an older model.

The Jews probably took His body to dissect and probe Him.

Thus came the illusion that His physical body was resurrected.

Regardless, His disappearance was what allowed for His following to become so large.

And 2,000 years later The Spirit fighting against The State & The Pharisees (Who are now one via Freemasonry) lives on strong.

He prepared for 4/20 blaze it next week.
Real Answer:
He descendant to a part of Hell. Saved some lost, and took the keys of Hell from whom ever.