Be me, almost got in fight on bus yesterday

>be me, almost got in fight on bus yesterday
>2 dudes holding hands
>someone was like shielding their child who was looking
>so the guys stopped
>I said "No, fuck that. Don't do that. Hold his hand!"
>she says "I don't want my child seeing that!"
>I stand up and say "What? Love? Oh, how horrible. What a terrible thing for your child to see."
>And I said to the kid "These two men love each other and that's ok, no matter what anyone tells you"
>The bus cheered
>As I'm gettting off at my stop one of the guys came to me and was tearing up
>He says thanks
>I say "Don't thank me. Seriously. This nonsense of thanking people for being decend humans needs to stop. You're welcome, though"

Seriously, what's up with all these homophobic people? Literally grow the fuck up!

What kind of retard writes a greentext story like this? Stop shitposting.

You are a god, I give my firstborn to you

Old pasta is great but old. Let's make this meme new again by keeping doing this

I'm gay and if I see a woman shielding her eyes from me and my boyfriend holding hands I would respect that
Don't need that shit pushed down her kids throats
I like sucking dick
That's not something kids need to know
Stop white knighting.

i bet all gays r jews

Wow kill yourself.
What a shitty story.
Are you sure you're not a leaf?

>holding hands in public
>whiteknighting this
You should be flogged bare ass for being a faggot.

>encourage degenerate homosexuality in front of a child
>Swear in front of child

Hitler did nothing wrong

t. Homophobes

I literally dont believe this is true, but on the off chance it is good job

Three jewess rabbis walk onto a bus. People love taking this bait. Is this your first day? Summer's almost here got any arguments or truths to tell? In an ideal world we'd all be fags. Everybody fucking acknowledges this

I hope a sand nigger kills you.(JK XDDDD)
Haven't seen that one in a while.

Yeah PDA is gross but is this what we were talking here?

And then everyone started clapping

kids wouldnt know bout dick suckin lest thier shit parents sed something. also goes they shouldnt know about regular sex and regular peopel shouldnt hold hands

kys

You're reading a lot into this pedro

>the world's first clammos taking the first walk of shame from paradise (garden of eden)
Feels goot mang

I can't read this in anything other then a pretentious white girl voice.

Bravo user.

enjoy the reddit gold stranger! :)

>tfw old pol is dead

>he was siding for the females in the story
Typical

Things that never happened THREAD?

How about instead of whining you make a parody piece of the OP's totally-happened greentext story so everyone can see how retarded it is?

>cheering
>not clapping
this sounds fake