>be me, almost got in fight on bus yesterday >2 dudes holding hands >someone was like shielding their child who was looking >so the guys stopped >I said "No, fuck that. Don't do that. Hold his hand!" >she says "I don't want my child seeing that!" >I stand up and say "What? Love? Oh, how horrible. What a terrible thing for your child to see." >And I said to the kid "These two men love each other and that's ok, no matter what anyone tells you" >The bus cheered >As I'm gettting off at my stop one of the guys came to me and was tearing up >He says thanks >I say "Don't thank me. Seriously. This nonsense of thanking people for being decend humans needs to stop. You're welcome, though"
Seriously, what's up with all these homophobic people? Literally grow the fuck up!
Logan Butler
What kind of retard writes a greentext story like this? Stop shitposting.
Ethan Phillips
You are a god, I give my firstborn to you
Owen Baker
Old pasta is great but old. Let's make this meme new again by keeping doing this
Cameron Flores
I'm gay and if I see a woman shielding her eyes from me and my boyfriend holding hands I would respect that Don't need that shit pushed down her kids throats I like sucking dick That's not something kids need to know Stop white knighting.
Xavier Barnes
i bet all gays r jews
Joseph Bailey
Wow kill yourself. What a shitty story. Are you sure you're not a leaf?
Daniel Morris
>holding hands in public >whiteknighting this You should be flogged bare ass for being a faggot.
Nathan Adams
>encourage degenerate homosexuality in front of a child >Swear in front of child
Hitler did nothing wrong
Dominic Barnes
t. Homophobes
Julian Morales
I literally dont believe this is true, but on the off chance it is good job
Samuel Evans
Three jewess rabbis walk onto a bus. People love taking this bait. Is this your first day? Summer's almost here got any arguments or truths to tell? In an ideal world we'd all be fags. Everybody fucking acknowledges this
Asher Johnson
I hope a sand nigger kills you.(JK XDDDD) Haven't seen that one in a while.
Robert Perez
Yeah PDA is gross but is this what we were talking here?
Julian Hughes
And then everyone started clapping
Colton Carter
kids wouldnt know bout dick suckin lest thier shit parents sed something. also goes they shouldnt know about regular sex and regular peopel shouldnt hold hands
Josiah Walker
kys
Adrian Stewart
You're reading a lot into this pedro
Noah Ramirez
>the world's first clammos taking the first walk of shame from paradise (garden of eden) Feels goot mang
Lincoln Mitchell
I can't read this in anything other then a pretentious white girl voice.
Bravo user.
Ian Roberts
enjoy the reddit gold stranger! :)
Parker Edwards
>tfw old pol is dead
Grayson Anderson
>he was siding for the females in the story Typical
Hunter Howard
Things that never happened THREAD?
Isaac Barnes
How about instead of whining you make a parody piece of the OP's totally-happened greentext story so everyone can see how retarded it is?