confession Roberts? I wanted to live in Deckards apartment
Chase Garcia
>BITCH I TOLD YOU I LOVE YOU
Zachary Carter
I'm guessing you mean the Blackhawks kek
My bad.
Henry Rodriguez
They got raped 5-0
Dylan Barnes
CRABBY LIVES
Parker Adams
...
Aaron Carter
5-0 jeesus well on the upside there will be more fights the next game. If you cant win then punch em a lot.
Thomas Gomez
>blackhawks >punching
pick one
Blake Smith
digits confirm, Crabby is alive and well. its gonna be a comfy Saturday night roberts
Joseph Ross
well maybe they will pinch and poke a whole lot.
Adam Jackson
Fix the font color, lad. No hate, but you can't read it.
Cooper Rogers
>getting shitfaced in a bank with a guitar
Jose Parker
>throwing bottles at a cop car
Landon Collins
goddamn bottle kids
Ian Perez
yea it was like my 3rd time using Gimp. ty sir, hope to get better and provide even comfier OC. by 4th of july I should be rockin it.
Connor Howard
Shoot the stupid niglets.
Grayson Butler
why does it feel like the ambient gets so much darker during robert hours
Carson Thompson
Why the fuck would anyone throw bottles at a cop car?
Nathan Hill
Niggers, user.
Evan Taylor
New pic. Fire off Pulaski Orange Line stop. Glitchcain, if you will, if you're here. Current event.
Thomas White
bottle kids confirmed
Leo Gray
I thought I was the only one to notice.
Austin Turner
Niggers make black people look bad.
Cameron Lee
CHECKED
Parker Sanders
>People building cross.
William Edwards
stay safe tonight my roberts there's powerful coonery at work
Parker Edwards
chasing the bottle tossers?
Gabriel Ortiz
>Robert having car trouble.
Anthony Wright
Snapped this on my way home from work. Who all is coming to the meet up?
I believe in you user
Brayden Morales
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Carter Murphy
> Roberts car won't start. Stay safe Robert.
Kayden Lewis
>30 years old >drunk >wants his stomach pumped okay
Julian Williams
ROBERT GOT MACED
Michael Garcia
I don't know how much longer Robert can take this city
Jace Bennett
HOLY SHIT ROBERT GOT MACED!!!!
Carter Bennett
whaaaaaaat
Adrian Flores
>60-70 people fighting in a parking lot
Elijah Smith
Don't get Robert mad
Grayson Green
>60-70 people fighting
In any other city this would be considered a riot.
Carson Morris
>60 to 70 people fighting
Hudson Phillips
...
Zachary Sanchez
where is periscope when you need it
Nathan Sullivan
Don't remember taking this last night. I was drunk, haha.
William Jenkins
is that still a thing
Isaiah Cook
nigger socializing is amazing. I can't even get 3 people together to see a movie.
Nolan Morgan
>Anonymous mentioned
Dylan Gray
wait is that me?
Robert Miller
Can I get a quick rundown? What has happened tonight?
Connor Ortiz
Escaped lion is still on the loose
Jason Perez
Goddamn it. A FUCKING LEAF beat the Caps.
Hunter Barnes
maybe since they lost so bad there will be more chimpouts tonight.
Joshua Rogers
>routine auto accident >has to wait for over 45 minutes >because 60-70 disenfranchised youths fighting in a parking lot
chicago is just the best
Jaxson Morales
Wait what?
Julian Adams
>2 people shot >Bottles thrown at cop car >OD's >Drunks >50+ people fighting >Robert maced >Robert's car won't start
Jose Garcia
niggers dont know about hockey. if anything they will be upset that there will be no one to rob leaving the UC soon
Camden White
Its actually pretty nice just as it is Robert. nice work
Jeremiah Ramirez
Say hello to your new master
Jackson King
same old coonery >gang disturbance >domestics >shots fired >rolled the wagons to carnival breakup ..over 500 people >smoking weed in the street etc .
Michael Hall
Niggers don't like hockey and I hope it always stays that way.
Jaxson Hill
oh please let it be free puck night. I know free stick night isn't a thing but it should be
Matthew Rodriguez
That's because all they see is a bunch of white men hitting a black object with a stick.
Gabriel Watson
That happened in my home city when I was growing up. Google the Gahanna Lion escape.
Parker Robinson
all the time that surely went into this and it came out this abhorrent
>laffs
Gabriel Nelson
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John Bennett
CHECK YO FUCKIN' KEYS!!!!!!
Jayden Cooper
WATCH YO KEYS
Nicholas Morales
holy shit, hilarious and accurate Robert.
Luke Wilson
WATCH YOUR FUCKING KEYS, FUCK
Jonathan Baker
is this designed to flicker when i scroll? if so, 10/10
Brandon Perez
>Can I get a quick rundown? stay with me >Chicago mayor bows to ROBERT >In contact with Sam Hyde and George Zimmerman >can operate with full impunity, making them judge jury and executor >Control Chicago with an strict but fair fist >Own prisons & cemetaries globally >Direct descendants of the ancient Spartans >Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Whitetopia will be be the first city) >Own 99% of black suicide gene DNA editing research facilities on Earth >All rob-bots are genetic clones of the original Robert, Ben "Robert" Garrison >The ROBERT collective said to have 10000+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51 >Ancient Aryan scriptures tell of two crusaders, Dylan Roof and Elliot Rodger, who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented gentalmenship with them >They own ROB-BOT R&D labs around the world >You likely have ROB-BOTS inside you right now >The ROBERT COLLECTIVE is in regular communication with the Archangels George Zimmerman and Chris Dorner, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. >They learned negro slurs in under a week and can track them in a matter of seconds through fear. >Chicago entrusts its people's safety with ROBERT. There’s no police in Chicago, only ROBERT clones >The collective of ROBERT is about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society >In reality, they are timeless beings cloned from the greatest of all points of justice and crime fighting from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they they can bring the safety of Chicago.
Sebastian Barnes
Does CPD know we're listening?
Joseph Gutierrez
...
Asher Martin
dunno Robert, Its a save from another Robert. not mine
Christian Jenkins
do they care?
Nolan Young
>This is SOOOOOO ridiculous.
Hunter Perry
...
Dylan Anderson
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Jeremiah Miller
This is ridiculous
Hudson Jenkins
> WHERE ARE THE AMBULANCES
Kayden Gomez
/cpd gen/ 'This is Ridiculous Edition'
Gabriel Ward
>21 year old male with a gunshot wound to the ankle
Jeremiah Carter
GUNSHOT WOUND TO THE ANKLE
LIMP NIGGLET
Ian Cruz
they did last summer so I imagine they know they are popular. not just us but across a wide range, they are the most listened to scanner every night.
Ethan Cooper
just sending a message
Ayden Lee
>lady's been shot
Hudson Thompson
is his name Achilles?
Landon Peterson
Holy shit is this live?? WTF is wrong in burgerland?
Jonathan Bell
Better than the knee sir t. Adventurer
Gabriel Gray
A couple user's let the beans spill. I hinted to a cop last night that I do by saying, "Thank you, Robert." like a drunk autist. Another pic from last night that I don't remember taking.
Samuel Smith
Finally, no train in the way. Feel free to do the hell colored edits.
