WW3 Planning

When the nukes start to go off, what's your plan?

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shoot mudslimes in the head

I'll die the moment the first nuke goes off
I don't even care

Absorb the Radiation and power up.
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I live in India so it's all good
Apart from the toilets

I live in the end of world here in Huezil.
I don't have anything to worry about

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Yeah you are already in hell it can't get any worse.

Basically

I would do my job.

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(No, I'm not there right now.)

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holy shit that picture just gave me ptsd

they will never go off...sage this slide bullshit

go ahead and buy gas mask now, map out the sewers

Depends on how powerful the nukes are. I live about 10 miles south of DC. If the nukes aren't too powerful i'll just head west as fast as i can.

>Nevada
Nuke wouldn't be changing much there, would it?

I'm thinking of getting a prep bag set up, or digging up the old septic tank. (Whether or not it's clean or full of nast I have no idea.)

Think I'm gonna start a freaky gang a la A Clockwork Orange or The Warriors

>When the nukes start to go off, what's your plan?

To be dead by a nuke. I'm tired of this degenerate world where people can't see past clear lies.

I hate the EAS. The tones chills my inner bones. Due to that, it made me afraid to watch tv at night, case a lovely monthly test came by.

>The tones chills my inner bones

That is specifically designed to do that. You fear hearing it but you pay attention to it and when it's done, you listen to the message.

Actually knew that, but wouldn't one tone be already noticeable from a song or a radio show? What's the point of two tones?

fap

Honestly? One tone is to make men more nervous, the other makes women more nervous.

Men respond to the deeper tone with more apprehension and women get more worried by the higher pitch.

I'm really not kidding about that.

We'll yeah, women are programmed to be more responsive to a baby's cry which is always high pitched. Want to wake a woman up, use a high pitched noise and you won't have to make it as loud as a low pitched noise would have to be

Yup. It's a proven fact.

>Mfw I live in the midwest
Snug as a bug seeing the world burn

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>When the nukes start to go off, what's your plan?

shitpost in the /WW3/ general

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Won't be any internet senpai. Especially not in your country.
Start a wacky gang like I will. I'm talking crazy masks, weird music, melee weapons and an emphasis on looking weird as we hunt down normie survivors

Suicide most likely.

Pray to God and die

No but really I live in Idaho, not likely to get hit by anything but I don't want to die a slow painful death by radiation poison, what are my options?

Look forward to meeting you ;)

Form a wacky gang
Wanna join? I'm always eager to make friends :)

popcorn

ok fine i'll form a rape gang

That's cool, just sing Singing in the Rain or something as you do. Otherwise you're just nigger tier.

who /droog/ here?

Go east, I've got some "military friends" in the middle of the Australian desert, nice bunker, good guys, and other shit that is very, "fragile information"

I'm excited now, living in the post apocalypse will probably be more fun albeit shorter and more brutal

finally ask my boicrush if he's gay and would like for me to suck his dick quicklylike

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>>pic related

Sit back and laugh while America burns

Me!
I was talking about this to normies. The alternative is just working every day of your life so you can afford to live to old age and hade your body fall to pieces anyway. I welcome the post apocalypse
A bit of the old in-out-in-out is alright by me even if you are a poof, hope you get what you're looking for user

>Implying i intend to survive

I will get into my car and blast off komm susser tod as loud as i can in my neighborhood

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If brazil doesnt get nuked, i can try a coup and the world wide chaos to make this shithole a world power

I live close to an airforce base in Florida that is one of the first targets one would want to hit in an all out war. So close that I would be vaporized instantly. I just hope my last moments is at home on my computer jerking off to traps doujinshi.

Complain how everything was shit back in the olden times.

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but tis but a dream. there will never be nukes and he will never be mine.

I've always thought I'd be more successful in the Apocalypse than in normal life, but i also feel like that's a common belief on Sup Forums. Assuming the blast or radiation doesn't kill me I'm not sure what I'd do besides head north to upper Michigan.

In all seriousness, I live in a very isolated town with about 20,000 people and I think that will be self contained and the sort of place you could more or less get away with anything if you played right.
I think being a thief, a scavenger, or bandit would definitely be the way to go here.
The most important thing would be looting dry and tinned food on day 1. You get just a few kilos of that and you'll be set for weeks. Get as much as you can carry and you'll have food for months.

The dead will be envied by the living.

Your exact same wish happened to me twice. There were no nukes back then. Just initiate. Even bring up dick memes or pornos. Truth juice (liquor) helps

Grab my b.o.b and some scraps of gold and silver. Get in my car with a full tank of gas. Drive as far as possible on one tank of gas into mexico.

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fuck you op

Why would it be empty?

Retard detected

Jack off in my bomb shelter.

Do you guys think the Chicago suburbs are safe from the nukes?

From the blast? Yeah. But then you've got to worry about hordes of niggers.