North Korean Missile Explodes During Failed Test

North Korea attempted to test a missile that blew up as it was launched early Sunday morning local time near the country’s eastern city of Sinpo

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>all this hype and doom
>can't even launch the missile

Dammit, Kim.

how will great reader ever recover

Mfw

I don't understand how it's so hard for the gooks to make a proper nuke and decent rockets when there are detailed design plans for this shit on the deep web.

Now you've done it user.

There are probably plans on the clear web. What you REALLY need the deep web for are the Death Star Plans.

It was clearly sabotaged by a infiltration by either the US or China.

>He actually believed NK was anything other than completely useless

...

>mfw a frog crawled into the rocket nozzle while it was being prepped for launch, sabotaging the missile
Kek sacrificed one of his sons on the anniversary of Jesus' death (because there was no leap-year back then, the actual date of Good Friday is one day off) to save you all from a Jew-manufactured WWIII.

Would be better if we lazered it from space or something

>Implying missile designs are hard to get ahold of

The hard part to this stuff is tolerances on your construction. You can't just use chinesium and expect your pressure chamber to hold. You need predictable materials without cracks or other flaws, both in your fuel (for SRBs, which most missiles are) and in your structure, for anything this tight to fly.

Building in large safety margins erduces your payload, which is an issue of its own with homemade nukes.

For any of you fagets who haven't figured it out yet, here's quick rundown on what happened

>Trump bombs an airstrip in Syria and informs China's Xi over dessert
>Xi shits himself and Trump tells him that NK is going to be told "no more missile tests or nuke tests or we hit them"
>Xi goes back to China and puts a 150k Chinese troops on the border as a buffer against refugees at least because he takes Trump's threat seriously
>NK told via back channel that a nuke or a missile test will be met with a very harsh response
>NK desperate to save face
>the compromise is that NK say that they said "FUCK AMERICA" and tried to have the launch
>but the launch failed
>and there are not going to be any more

This is still a significant happening, but it's not WW3

>not wanting WW3

back to r*ddit faggot

>mfw we didn't need to preemptively strike best corea because they went ahead and preemptively stuck themselves

This is why I say it was probably set up to fail by a foreign power. It's the best outcome for everyone but NK, really.

I believe that we will see more speculation about if it was somehow hacked by the CIA or it was shitty parts from Pakistan or whatever...

But in reality Kim shat his pants and was never going to do a real test.

hope the pig faced faggot keeps it up so we can glass his shitty country

So you're saying they set themselves up? Maybe, especially if they were seeing a lot of pressure from China about it.

WHenever any shit went down in Asia under Obama he never responded seriously. His attitude was always make the problem go away without letting it get bigger.

So sneaky communist fucks like North Korea and China figured this out quick and started seeing what they could get away with, bit by bit pushing their aggressive shit.

After 8 years of weak-ass Obama, a total failure of a President, China has militarized a bunch of new islands in the South China Sea and is harassing merchant ships in international waters in defiance of various UN decisions. North Korea has significantly expanded its nuclear and missile capabilities and while they are not close to an ICBM that can hit the US mainland, they are far along enough that they need to be stopped immediately.

NK had been testing regularly and have already provided one provocation for Trump - the missile launch when Abe was in the US

What Trump has made clear to them is something that was not true under Obama, essentially: yes, war with you is a shitty prospect and we don't want it HOWEVER you getting close to a real nuclear capability is intolerable and now that you are getting there, your next test WILL make us choose some kind of response that you will not like

The Norks got the message.
>seriously, at this point anyone doubting the brains and guts of Trump is basically an idiot