Why does the UK have the worst cuisine on the planet?

Why does the UK have the worst cuisine on the planet?

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>the guardian

user they're our equivalent of HuffPo, cucked beyond belief

Cucumber sandwiches aren't bad, though.

Why do burger flags feel the need to post when they have absolutely nothing interesting to say?

>Worst
>Fergus Henderson
>Marco Pierre White
>Gordon Ramsay

OP, maybe you should cultivate some taste in the good things.

Quick to the defense I see:

>The traditional cucumber sandwich is of British origin.
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cucumber_sandwich

Also, wtf?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toast_sandwich

Toast sandwiches are gross, but I am partial to a good bread toastie!

>not brown bread
>crusts cut off
I have never seen anyone eat these ever

>felicity cloake

What happened to the crust?

Probably the most attractive thing on the British isles.

Cucumber sandwiches are great. You eat them during Tea, a concept foreign to plebs and faggots.

Let's not forget how lovely clotted cream is

Sort of like the post you just made.

>not pickled cucumber
wtf

Add on question if I may: why are many, many british women so ugly?

It's the sockpuppets, me Lord!

Please accept this Yankee Doodle's humble apologies for my coarse countrymen

Cucumber sandwiches are delicious, goes down well with iced tea on a summer day

Really made me think.

Birtish culture and history has always being about being practical with your resources

Its not that they have the worst cuisine but that they sacrifice quality over practicality

somebody get this bitch some conditioner

Elizabeth Hurley makes up for all ugly British girls.

If you disagree there's a Pozzy Penis in San Francisco I'd like to sell you

>see: toast sandwich

Wasting three slices of bread to make a shitty sandwich is being practical?

you mean pickles?

>He's never returned from a days riding to afternoon tea and a spot of tiffin
Bro do you even hunt

Tbh, American Cheese is arguably the ideal for the American Cheeseburger. It melts well, has a fun texture and the bright yellow is a nice visual

t. secret Michelin diner

And it burns bright green.

This man is surely of regal background.

The whole world believe that british cuisine fucking sucks...
Pakistani cuisine is a blessing.
Take more refugees.

If you treat American cheese like halloumi or kasseri, you're going to have a bad time and it's not my fault. :)

Living here for some time now, They have the best curries.

>Pakistani cuisine is a blessing.

t. shitskin

South Asia is the birth place of diarrhea

>Dfw sleepy drunk Frenchman shitposts before eating his mistress's fuzzy box and falling into a gentle slumber

>Cucumber sandwiches
>Bad
Holy shit, the average American is fucking retarded. British food is a god damned catastrophe and you pick something they got right?! How in the fuck is it possible to fail so badly?

its quite literally colored lard

>The whole world believe that british cuisine fucking sucks...
Well the world can think what it wants, I eat my nations food and I'm alive.

Also why do you think pakis/indians invented curry? They didn't, white people in England invented about 200 years before India was ever explored by our people.

Cut off for the bread sauce or the hens

They ate them in The importance of being Ernest. I've been meaning to try one

>cheap factory made plastic ""cheese""
>ideal
Do all Americans eat absolute shite or is it just a meme?

>OH DOG A VEGITBLE WAT LE FUG t.amerifat

Why do Americans have the worst definition of "white" on the planet?

pies and sausage rolls are pretty fucking excellent my dudes

t. criminal scum

You put that rancid shit on a burger again and I guarantee tanks within 30 minutes.

>We wuz chefs

You're in no position to comment on other country's food, burger. Your cuisine is horrendous.

Shame it tastes like shit

all of them make a living cooking everything BUT british food you clown lmao

youtube.com/watch?v=A60Rzx4IlXQ

Your cheese is full of tranny hormones and is more durable than its packaging.

All of those people are from London.

...

Fuck you cucumber sandwiches are the best.

White bread, ice cold cucumber, salt & pepper, sorted !

toast is cheap as fuck
find me a food that is cheaper than a bag of bread
and can feed more than 5 people

Never been to UK but I've had cucumber sandwiches in Taiwan and they're surprisingly good.

If that were true they'd all be called Mohammed/Muhamad/Muhamed or Abdul.

jellied eels

or they could just look at the ingredients on the bad though

>Why does the UK have the worst cuisine on the planet?
That is a blatant lie, British food is the best.

I agree it is bad.

rice

>Americans need proof that its not real cheese
kek

It's only good for cheap fast food places because its cheap as fuck to make, store, and ship. So its cheap as fuck.

peanut butter

No only the US is retarded enough to define these people as white
>The United States Census Bureau defines White people as those "having origins in any of the original peoples of Europe, the Middle East, or North Africa. It includes people who reported "White" or wrote in entries such as Irish, German, Italian, Lebanese, Near Easterner, Arab, or Polish."
Explain this shit right now, martshart

the problem with british cuisine isn't that it is bad but that the good one it is horribly expensive

Would you eat the salted cucumbers without bread?

There's shit Brie and good Brie too. So too it is with American cheese. Get some Wisconsin or Vermont versions.

I think you're being a bit too dense for the sake of e-performance

They can make kevlar out of that shit.

would you eat my salty cucumber?

I tried a toast sandwich once for a laugh. It's as plain as it sounds but not terrible, ends up being about as interesting as other boring breakfast choices like porridge and cereal. If all you have is three slices of bread (and salt and pepper ideally) then it's better than having them all plain.

>cut off crusts

What are you 6 six years old?

this.

they're so used to pasteurised shitty stuff.

Right. How do you defend this, then?

I'd rather stuff them in my throat and suffocate if I'm that poor

Yeah but we're not talking about Brie or any English cheese that you've adopted and branded. We're talking about all American plastic slices here.

Oh lord. Perhaps to the uninitiated your point seems reasonable, but anyone who has spent more than two minutes investigating British food in the current day would find your statement pitifully uninformed.

Was Fergus Henderson's meat pies an Indian invention? Did we still that from Egypt?

American Insect repellent

Buy better cheese and get better in the kitchen. Not the cheese's fault that you can't build flavor

only poorfags and total plebes eat the processed shit.

My go to cheese is patrician pepperjack cheese

oh man i'm salivating heavily

Or this.

I went through an anti-American cheese phase too, user. Just don't become too closeminded that you forget your Burger fundamentals

"The toast sandwich is featured as a side dish for the main course item the "Mad Hatter's Tea Party (c.1892)"; this "Tea Party" is a dish inspired by Alice in Wonderland served in celebrity chef Heston Blumenthal's restaurant The Fat Duck.[6][7] The dish contains 12 toast sandwiches.[8] According to American public radio station KCRW, Blumenthal's recipe for the toast sandwich involves bone marrow salad, egg yolk mustard, gastrique, mayonnaise, and tomato ketchup.[8]"

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Not gonna lie. I really do enjoy black pudding. I wish you really could get that in the states.

That actually looks good.

Oh good lord.

That's actually nice, along with tinned chocolate cake and toffee pudding, try them.

Smoked cheese is best cheese, or cheddar.

Yeah, that's why Dutch restaurants are all over the USA, Europe, Asia, and Africa.

tasty as fuck.

Ok this shit is like crack DESU SENPAI

can you tell me what this is?

Dutch make the stroopwafel, leave them be

Not to mention the nigger kisses

>implying the UK is any better

Why are Eurocucks stuck so far up their own ass?

Those are both very fine.

Do you limeys have much access to pepperjack though? We of course have hot peppers out the ass

Make your own, find an Aryan.

I've only seen that referenced on pol, never seen one in the wild.

user, please spend maybe a couple minutes researching the varieties and techniques and innovations that support the current idiom of "American cheese."

You will definitely learn something new, as evidenced by your statement. It is a practical cheese, originally, yes. But everything had been remade into fancier and higher quality versions these days.

>Captain Crunch

Spherical razor blades

8 day old sausages will do the trick.

Everyone will get food poisoning and not eat for a week.

>Real cheddar flavor
>real flavor

Jewish tricks

that's how you bleed out from the mouth

Because I've never seen any of this shit like squirty cheese before, it's fucking disgusting.

>0 trans fats
>UK based food product
lolno.

Chili cheddar I think not pepperjack and I've never had it. I want a steak with onion rings now.