I am gay, Sup Forums. What can I do? Since it's a mental illness, there must be a cure for it. Help me...

I am gay, Sup Forums. What can I do? Since it's a mental illness, there must be a cure for it. Help me. I don't want to suck on dicks.

Hard labor with no pay for a year or two worked wonders for the old civilisations when it came to curing homosex

you need to start by sucking a dildo, then a more vagina shaped dildo, then a fully vagina shaped vagina.

you have to jerk off as you're sucking these sex toys to associate erection and cumming with:
>penis
>less penis
>no penis vagina

100% works, 2-3 months from gay to straight, just buy some sex toys.

Seek professional help. Not joking; they have meds that can help a lot. Therapy will also help if you're willing to take yourself to the edge.

Dont worry i have #1 way to cure the gay. Just come climb very high building with me go to ledge and close eyes and pray to allah

>I am gay, Sup Forums. What can I do?
>Help me. I don't want to suck on dicks.

top kek

Mike Pence will help you.

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So don't suck dicks? Either you control your desires or your desires control you.

>Stop drinking tap water or water in plastic bottles
>Stop masturbating
>Stop watching porn
>Start taking testosterone supplements
>Start working out

R A R E
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dude looks like that game of thrones chick

>I am gay
>I don't want to suck on dicks.

Is that the girl from Game of Thrones?

I am okay with faggots as long as they don't try to be obvious and are not effeminate

Embrace it. i understand that the lgbt movement right now is absolute cancer. I am also gay, but support everything we stand for.

This actualy could work.
I also advise to go see hookers, at first close your eyes imagining it s a man then slowly over time you might associate pleasure with women.

Post benis

Think of it like a genetic mutation. You're fucked pretty much. You can get some shrink to give you meds but who knows what that will really do to you. Just live your life, dude. Try and find a normal faggot or something.

fuck women in the arse, then transition to normal sex.

Post boy pucci

What an odd group of people

kill yourself

Come here and marry me, we'll live in a nice cottage in the countryside.

oh my god the bantz

stay away from penises to help keep the temptation down

Watch and jack off to lesbian porn.

do what proper gay men of the past did. get a wife and have kids, be a productive member of society, and come out as gay when you're older and your children are adults. it will obviously be difficult at times, but no one said the path of the righteous would be easy.

Isn't that who it is? I'm being serious

We need femboys to bottom for us, just tell the Pride faggots to fuck off.

They also had a side boy.

>im gay
>i dont want to suck dicks
than your not gay

basically it is impossible to get the therapy the op-troll post desires in germany, thanks to the gay lobby.

the famous ones who could get away with it did, like oscar wilde. but i would say that's a no-go until your children are adults because it puts your family and stability of the life you've built at risk.

Just wait a few years, Then the muzzie shitskins are in charge in Germanistan und degenerates like you will be thrown from buidlings of dangle from cranes.

many gays are self-loathing m8

There is no cure for a mental illness, most of it..
There are however behavioral therapies.

There ain't no cure for man on man butt love.

Just be gay, but avoid being a flaming faggot who tears down society.

Ask Mike Pence to electro shock your brain

Nothing you can do. There is no therapy that is actually working. Scientists have proven pretty often that they can't change your preference. It's nature and common among animals as well. Just accept it and don't get aids and everything is fine. No one cares anymore. Ignore those retards at Sup Forums, they suffer from autism and wrong parenthood.

newfag

There's no way to become straight, ignore these edgy kids. You don't have to suck dick if you're gay, just be yourself and dont be ashamed of it.

Me too, the gym turned me gay though

>start going to the gym at the same time as some girls
>time goes by
>see gains
>girls have close to no gains
>they don't even break a sweat
>see how much more work men put into it
>learn biology
>women's tits are 2 blobs of disgusting fat


Women being lazy and stupid overall killed all the lust in my case. Am I fixable?

hahaha shit i made that

Try to find help. Don't go to a psychologist, he will tell you to suck dicks and be fine with it. Rather, get in touch with a Church (traditional Catholic or neo-evangelical, or Muslim if it's your thing, or any confession which does not accept fags as normal), they will provide you with advice.

retards at/pol/ comments on Sup Forums
not the best role model are you

Chemical castration

go, see a doctor. homosex is a biochemical imbalance in your brain. it's absolutely curable - but as it's non-PC to say so people like you have to suffer.

It's not, nobody is born gay. Your sexuality is the result of the sum of traits of both men or women. The ones you like more, that's gonna tell if you're gay or no

I refered to the retards who don't accept homosexuals. Not everyone here is a retard, sorry for the confusion.

>t. dicksucker

Legalize gay weed

>not wanting to take off some guy's gym shorts and rub his cock all over your face

There's no escape m8

Transition MTF, then suck some dicks.

Not that kind of gay

this is what I did OP, I'm not gay anymore

>gypsy science

Me too.
Research Michael Glatze and Joseph Nicolosi.
We weren't born gay. It's all to do with shame. Be careful, don't ruin your life over it.

>Since it's a mental illness
no it ain't
>I don't want to suck on dicks
yeah you do you fucking faggot

Cut your penis and be a girl.
You are no longer gay.

Enjoy being a girl.

Just go on SSRI's, and start thinking of men as "competition/foe"(just like every straight man does). Don´t sexualize men when you see them, start sexualizing girls, even though you don´t get hard you can still appreciate a good female body.

Faggotry is your mind trying to cuck you out of the genepool, don´t listen to it.

Also, every guy that has had a rough social life gets faggy submissive thoughts. Faggotry is just your mind getting used to the idea that your a beta cuck and women aren't for you.

Just think of sex like a batting average, or elo ranking. It´s all about fucking different hot females.

Man, writing this is giving me feels, I kinda want to cry right now...

>since it is a mental illness there must be a cure
>mental illness
>must be a cure
There is therapy, counseling, treatment, support, medication for underlying issues, etc.
They may help if you approach them right.

Or they might not.
But refusing an effort simply because you may fail is absurd.
As long as you aren't a pedophile or a flaming retard, most people won't mind you either way.

Shut up faggot you don't understand

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>thinking of men as "competition/foe"(just like every straight man does)
doesn't this hurt group solidarity? you hear about friend groups being torn apart over some chick all the time, maybe bro jobs make men closer and more strongly bonded.

holy shit

>there must be a cure for it
Why?

just start bettering your understanding of personal responsibility and national civic duties and you'll eventually either realize your a massive degenerate and change or kill yourself.

Because you can have no kids

Hook yourself up to a car battery and pray to Mike Pence for help.

You can't just change. For example I see females as pieces of shit. They're lazy, stupid, ugly (boobs are two blobs of fat and glands, disgusting) and self loathing. There should be a way though

yoga, lifting

You can be gay and not suck dick user

Are you gay?

Celibacy, reject sexualized society.

Not by definition, I just don't find women attractive from any viewing standpoint. So maybe yes

>sinning on Easter

Ishygddt

God damn go to a bar with a female friend, find a girl who you think is the best looking probably not the most attractive to you at the time, but best looking to you. Explain the situation and get your fuck sucked by a sexy ass lady. Once you blow your load and see it dripping into those tig ass biddys you'll at least be bi and that's half the battle done

castration or suicide?

I feel sorry for myself in a way
Look up breats anatomy, it's disgusting. Women are less mentally stable too

Which gives you the logical advantage and superiority bonus in all areas of the relationship.
As far as the blobs/blobs thing goes, regardless of what you imagine they still feel nice to squeeze and are ostensibly more attractive than balls. Think about balls from an anatomical perspective...it's covered in loose skin called a scrotum..a fucking scrotum.

I find girls "attractive" but not really sexually attractive, I don´t get erections thinking about girls(it´s proably because I´ve mentally blocked the idea of getting close with girls, because it caused me depression knowing that I don´t got the balls to try something with females). I get erections thinking or seeing big cocks penetrating girls, I like the raw power of a big erect cock, it´s kinda like I get horny when I see other girls get horny by the sight of big cocks.

I enjoy looking at pretty girls at the gym, I appreciate the aesthetics of fit girl.

I kinda hate men, I´m much more of a harsh critique when it comes to men... but when I see a big cock in the gym I get all faggy. If I allow myself to have these gay thoughts I get an erection(like spooning with another man)...

pick up a bible and shut off MTV you cunt

This.
I don't mind you fucking a dude in the butt even if it's disgusting but I hate three things about fags: the flaming shit (if you ever call yourself a queen you should kys), the "lifestyle" (being the sluttiest sluts that ever did slut) and the fact that they refuse outright to accept that it's a mental illness/abnormality.

If you can not be an attention whore, stick to serious monogamy and accept that you are abnormal and not push faggot acceptance onto people (especially not glamourizing the "lifestyle"), you're okay with me.

Oh and obviously don't be a pedophile.

Bonus points if you are in favour of state's rights when it comes to legalizing gay marriage and red pill your friends about the degeneracy of most fags.

You ride the lightning

>superiority
So you see a relationship between two people as subordination, whereas I see it as a coordination. Neither of the people involved have to be the "boss" or leader. If you think that's right, you have misunderstood the concept of love. As for the balls, you don't have to grab someone by the balls. The reproductive organs of women, or their balls are inside them, right above of where the dick goes.

>Tfw that's what I'm doing
>Tfw I'm so lonely
I guess I was never meant to be around anybody else

You are the definition of repressed. You must be one ugly hombre or played too many video games when everyone else was learning socialization.
Here's a tip for you and anyone else who is failing so hard with women they have convinced themselves they just aren't even that attracted so it's okay :

Get to a bar. Buy a clear alcoholic drink. Then another one. Then a beer and approach friendly looking girls with the ducking cheesiest lines you can use. Of you try it on 30 girls and say it like you don't care how they respond because it's a numbers game eventually one will laugh and then you buy her a drink and the deal is done.

Does it bring you a sense of accomplishment in your life to role play a whiney queer on Sup Forums?

>Oh my Fuck, kids are stupid today.

Don't make a big deal of it. Find someone you like and settle down with them.
Don't be a fag and "come out" just be cool about it.
Also you probably just don't find women attractive as life partners because they are mostly cunts. Male life partner with shared female toy is the best ;) if degenerate as fuck.

You come off as the typical american closet case "murican" who's rocking a cock broom mustache.

Why does it seem like all these "wholesome" God fearing midwest cowboys tend to be these nasty mentally ill closet cases(think of a dirty truck stop glory hole).

Being "wholesome" is just creepy, there's always something that's disturbingly wrong about these kind of people.

If you are doing this because your'e gay, find a girl for cuddling, that's what I did. If you can't, fight the loneliness like lonely people did since ever. It's a cliche but a lot of great people lived in solitude, so can you, you were just conditioned to live via escapism or via someone else who validates you.

Do nofap

Dude try not killing yourself oke? At least youre white.

See, you're sort of in the same situation. You like some things about men and some things about women. But you only considered the physical part. Now think of the psycholigical things, women are far behind here too, hence your last paragraph, men are better to be around, they always put more work into what they do

You're fine. Just live your life and don't be annoying.

Must be easy condemning people so easily. We agreed we have a problem, but at least we're trying to fix it unlike you. You don't understand any of this faggots

I´ve fucked a gurl before, twice. Didn´t even cum... then I cried afterwards because see was so old and I felt like I had been violated.

Playing 4d chess at some bar just to get a girl is a grind, and I get kinda unhinged when I drink.

I can´t even make male friends(I don´t try), pretty sure it has nothing to do with being "ugly" pretty sure it has something to do with having deep seeded mental issues and fear of reject.

When I was in army I was like HUE HUE FAGS, until a very manly man said "hm hey they must live too" and I was shocked.. Now I'm HUE HUE Sup Forums FAGS! and it's better .

Well admission is the first step go see a therapist dude, probly deeper issues than you realize that could be sorted out with some CBT or Rogerian theory. You should never let a small problem develop with time.
Plus it's not 4d chess it's just saying stupid shit to make the right one laugh. Only say things that would make you laugh/wanna throw up.

It doesn't work like that. Suppose a homo steps on his preferences and decides to fuck a girl, but when you're getting undressed, it just doesn't get up, what then?

>>Stop drinking tap water or water in plastic bottles
>tfw I store water in cheap plastic bottles.