> longest life span in the world
> lowest crime rate in the world
> world class food
> world class transport network
> world class electronics
> world class education
> world class gaming entertainment
> world class animation
> no immigration problems
> beer cost $2
> legal sexual services
> zero sjw problems
> legally own Sup Forums
Can you say the same about YOUR country?
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We nuked yours
you forgot:
>only country to have it's shit nuked, TWICE
> lowest crime rate in the world
Switzerland and singapore have a even lower one tho
Lol you guys lost the pacific theatre though
We have a good weather.
>world class gaming
Fuck off jrpg faggots
You forgot the sex puppies and putting fish into each other's pussies in the list above.
>world class food
it's raw fish, fuck off
and if you think the crime statistics of a country that lies to its citizens about history and berates you reporting molestation are accurate you are wrong
got fucked hard on the kokoda trail by papua and anzac cock
>world class food
mate, i would rather eat a bunch of shit than eat japanese food
you guys can't make food for shit.
Can I come in, Japan?
>Highest debt to gdp ratio
>One of the most fucked up repressive cultures that drives citizens to suicide
>Declining birth rates and destruction of the family unit
Just because weebs have Peter pan syndrome doesn't mean your country's good. Your government has sold your economy and economic future out to private investors so you better pray an economic recession never hits you.
We nuked you twice
this
nips live horrible lives, they literally have no spare time from work
kill themselves all the time
> lowest crime rate in the world
>the yakuza are basically a state at this point so it's not crime!
What is this gibberish I think its trying to communicate
>massive issue with aging population because all the Japanese millennials have decided that anime body pillows are better than actual women
>world class food
Haven't seen a nip get burned like this since Tokyo 1945.
Not to mention the best military in the world as well!
I'd say we are even better off right now
>and an economy that hasn't recovered since the last 2 downturns
>also an ageing population
>also high chance of getting nuked or settled by chinks
>also heavily irradiated thus linking shit like anime and furrys
kys, chingchong
>doesn't celebrate Easter
The fact that The United States has a higher GDP despite the 45% of Mexicans and Darkies that make up the population, proves that Japan is not all that based....
Goteeeem
This!
you forgot the important part
>the United States built and financed all of these things after 1945
we dumped tons of money into Japan to make it first world, never forget that english teacher-kun
>smallest dicks
Check mate ching chongs.
>Can't own guns
Into the trash it goes
>complains about weebs thinking japan is meme anime wonderland
>claims it is a dystopia where everyone works 169 hours per week and wants to kill themselves
it makes the brain...
Aren't your men literally a bunch of "hikikamoris" who are on suicide watch.
However anime and manga and jrpg is gud sheit keep it up.
It's also 2 bucks for a beer at my local watering hole, you fuck head.
>illegal to kill yourself
they nuked themselves once
I like my country, its so good that there is a shit ton of forks of it. Look at how many countries speak our language and have a similar culture, shits good.
Anglo bros
Japan is overpopulated. The only downside to them not reproducing is that is harder to give gibs to old people, but robots will solve that problem.
And look which country is better now.
The USA is so bad, it's worse than a country that got nuked. Twice.
You have to thank america for that. We rebuilt your nation after WWII.
For starters, Japan is way more advanced in many ways than my own country, but I'll try to compare anyway.
> longest life span in the world
For sure, we're a bunch of fat fucks who have really bad diabeetus problems and heart disease
> lowest crime rate in the world
Well fug
> world class food
This is probably the only category we can win
> world class transport network
public transport here sucks for the most part but it could be worse i guess
> world class electronics
Indubitably
> world class education
winrar for sure
> world class gaming entertainment
no doubt about this one
> world class animation
probably, thanks for dragon ball btw
> no immigration problems
wtf i love japan now
> beer cost $2
Beer is still very cheap here, so there's that
> legal sexual services
They're not technically legal but they're easy to find and they're everywhere here and no one really gives a shit
> zero sjw problems
We used to have zero problems but feminazi shit and whatnot is slowly creeping into our society, especially in larger cities thanks to american influence
> legally own Sup Forums
ebin
t. just ate Sashimi
>says the German
Get over it Jamal
Worlds highest suicide rate
Extreme work hours like top three in world
Pressure to marry young
Super emotionally repressed society
GTFO
porn has pixeldicks
>raw fish with rice
>infested with brazilians
The pixel genitals arent even the problem, the way the girls squeel like idiots is really offputting for me, I cant watch jav porn without muting it
At least I don't have fucking CHINKS in my country. Can you say as much?
Japan is interesting but calling their education world class is just laughable. Their entire system is set up to produce worker drones. Most Japanese are totally out if their depth when faced with a problem and there is no boss to ask for instructions from
>> beer cost $2
No, but here, here you are fucking lying.
>> legal sexual services
Here as well. Vaginal intercourse is forbidden
Still whiter than you. Even after the refugee crisis. Let that sink in.
Give it 5 years. Also whiteness is not the issue, subversion, division and islamization is.
Japan has higher birth rates than some western countries and the debt is so high because of a lack of population growth. No immigrants.
Xiaqou, my son, we have to talk. You are getting more and more out of touch with your roots.
How did the refugee crisis happen, Hans? Could it be that Germans don't know how to integrate data into decision-making and you're more fucked than you think???
>suicide the country
>fastest shrinking population
>sexually and emotionally repressed
>highest debt in developed world
>home of tentacle porn... wtf, japan
>your women are sex-toys for american troops
oh and nuked twice. great country.
Don't forget are raising the purest, least degenerate generation of children in the world.
Birth rates for germany were at a lowest, with the refugee crisis germany seal ther destiny as a future brown muslim country. I hope we are wrong.
Checkmate.
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Is beer honestly that cheap in Japan?
>Six million dews
It's cheap in any semi-developed East Asian nation
... what children? your country's population will decrease 33% in the next 30-40 years.
least degenerate
>tentacle porn
>used panties vending machines
>idol girls
>thousands of grown men and women who don't leave their rooms and are a disgrace to family
yeah... nothing degenerate about that
bunch of japs
WTF?
Its okay Japan you'll always be our greatest ally
Hope your right, fucking boxheads
> beer cost $2
fucking communist faggots
It's actually arround 5 dollars for 0.5 litres in a bar.
nuclear trips, just what the doctor ordered
No. ¥180 or ¥240 in most izakaya
our beer tastes good.
>japan, a really expensive country
>0.5l of beer is totally around 1.5€ guys, I swear otherwise my name is not Davi... Naruto, my name is not Naruto
>german beer
top kek
>windmill beer
kek.
At the local pub it costs like 5 euros here 0,5l.
World class food? Teh fuk u talkin bout?
eating squid, whale and anything that exists on the bottom of the ocean. They'd eat an anchor if it tasted good. Japan has a great culture but the more you dig into it the more you realise how fucked up they are.
That's 0.3 l then. And it is not average. That's a fucking low price in any major town
They are still at 87% and it's not falling
Meanwhile you're at 59% and falling very quickly
Don't forget anime
japan is the best country in the world if you like work
That's right. I'm guzzling a Paulaner.
HEY
We literally drained the swamp to get the fluids needed to brew said beer
Got nipped on the nip's nipples! fucking blasted by ANZAC cock!
>tfw beer gives me stomachache and I cannot enjoy it
God hates me
>die of overworking
>will soon be eaten by China
I would say the same about your women but with all of the raping I think not.
Could except niggers
Japan is awesome and I want to marry a Japanese girl.
Nope only Bavarian one. Pils is fucking disgusting, Japanese beer is so many tiers aboveMoritz Fiege,. It was brewed after Bavarian standards after all.
I am trans Japanese, trans girl in my mind. :3
What do the Japanese think of Irish people or the country in general?
You guys are good in my book. You were great allies unlike some other country.
ever tried fucking bitburger? That shit's gold.
>longest half-life span in the world
>lowest nuke survival rate in the world
>world class isotopes in food
>world class nuke targets
>world class radiation victims
>world class irradiated schools
>world class radioactive plastic
>world class dosimeters
>no immigration problems, nobody wants to live near the ground zero and due to the country's size 'near the ground zero' is 2/3 of the country
>iodine costs $20
>legal Emperor's Peace
>zero nucurearr powar purantu purobrems gaijin, is verry gud rrand
>legally own gasmasks
And you still are safe for turks despite all that radiation, that's sad.
31% hispanic is waay better than whats gonna be 31% in your country.
>safe for turks despite
If turks come to japan, they might mutate/evolve. What is the next evolution step for turk?
no, i look up to japanese people.
They will devolve into that, according to dailymail.