What is it about Wal Mart that causes Americans to lose control of their bowels?

What is it about Wal Mart that causes Americans to lose control of their bowels?

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Stop making it seem like all Americans do this. Honestly I only see it a couple of times a day.

only after i see someone eat 2 or 3 lunchburgers does this happen

>not doing your patriotic doody by taking a freedom shart in walmart
Do you even patriotism leaf ?

americans why dont you poo in loo?

The fuck is a lunchburger? Do you guys have burgers for breakfast, dinner and tea?

Constant references to "are you shitting me" when seeing their amazing prices.

t. walmart shill

>Work at shartmart for 3 years
>No one ever actually shits themselves, worse thing is when college kids get drunk and knock over shit and get escorted out.

I'm disappointed more than anything that a meme did not perpetuate itself into reality.
Might be just because its a stale meme thought.

Sir, we have six burgers a day bare minimal. Sometimes more because we are free to do so.

Why can't you into basic pest control Australia?

some user figured out it has to do with some diet pill. one side effect if you eat too many fats while on it iirc is sudden loose stools.

But I thought you guys had things like "taco Bell" is that still a burger served in a taco?

yes
>breakfast burger
-patty
-cheese
-bacon
-onions
-egg
-dount as bread

>lunch
-patty
-cheese
-bacon
-ketchup
-other toppings

dinner
-any burger

>He doesn't take his after-breakfast burger
Sometimes I just don't know how you third worlders survive.

Shall not infringe on the right to Shart in Mart

speak english cunt

It's what freedom tastes like.
Delicious.

native cuisine aka mexican burritos, fajitas and shit.

>not having midnight snack burgers
>not using burgers for communion in church
>not drinking puréed burger

Fucking yuropoors and your lack of education about American culture.

I asked this very question on /ck/ and apparentally it's something to do with antacid pills and then consuming caffeine.
Why it manifests itself in Walmart is anyone's guess though.

Of course, burger tacos are a staple of american society.

>he doesn't know about lunchburgers
what else don't you about, how about breakfastburgers, dinnerburgers, and dessertburgers?

We don't have teaburgers, no.

look up "heart attack grill"

Do these people know they've shit themselves? Does anyone alert them? Because I would. Very loudly.

I've literally never seen this in the wild.

Sometimes a homeless guy who smells a bit scatty, but not the full on turd bottom.

I've heard it's diet pill that causes it to happen.

A dessert burger? That can't include beef can it

I think it's because there is usually fast food in the same parking lot as most Walmarts.

So, we make a day of it: get some fast food, eat too much, go to Walmart to get more food, bowels begin to clench, can't make it to the bathroom, because Walmarts are gigantic and only have one bathroom at the very front of the store.

The owner should be given a medal for implementing eugenic programs at his own financial detriment desu.

It's just that people prone to losing control of bowels go there. Store has no special powers

deep fried patty, donut buns,ice cream on it, chco. sauce, cheese, bacon

lol like you guys do?

pic related would be a nice lunchburger

> own financial detriment desu.
it gets huge business aswell deus

That's walmart secret sauce.

it's also not real.

don't fall for the memeburgers, bonger.

You get them at the milk bar.

The lowest of the low go to Wal-Mart. There's a reason these people are usually wearing sweat pants. They gave up on being presentable a long, long, long time ago.

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What is that, a lunchburger for ants. Here is a real American lunch burger

It is the Subway shop that they have at the entrance. Blame them.

Jesus, let me ask you this,

Is a hamburger a beef patty with bacon on top or is it a patty made out of pork?

Would you call a 100% beef patty a hamburger even if it had cheese on it? Or does it automatically become a cheese burger regardless of what meat it's made from

I'll hook you in the gabba if you keep talking smack mate

it is real...my county fair had exactly what this post said

Brown note played on speakers

walmart sells some garbage but a lot of their stuff is a good deal.

that's gotta be a joke. nobody but laci greene could get their mouth around it.

>pork patty

never had that

I've never seen an actual shar in mart... even though I worked at Walmart for a time. Closest I've seen was a woman in white pants who started her period a bit earlier than expected.

>.my county fair

right. and it was a joke novelty item that people ate just so they could put it on retardbook

A hamburger is just a burger. It's named after the city of Hamburg, not pork.

Can confirm, sharted last night

you left out the main fact - it's ground beef, or minced as I think those guys say it.

I'm American and I have legit never heard anyone use that term, especially in one word. Probably a proxy flag fag.

fuck you, now I'm hungry

Checked

Had a BBQ Bacon king from BK last night before I drank all American beer.

fucking commies.

no the truck that sold it sells it year round

Man I want one of these yank burgers right now

that is english m8. are you aware of the 'cant into' meme?

>mfw calling fries "crisps"

That pic would be super hot
If she were attractive

when we see those low low prices we lose control of our sphincters. it's a normal reaction

Americans eat junk food (poison) daily which causes this, especially low-income people shopping at wal sharts

They play special music that makes you shit yourself so you buy their underwear

Kike bastards

>He doesn't eat a bathroom burger to eat while taking a shit

Don't you mean when people call chips, fries and crisps, chips

>doesnt know about lunchburgers

we don't have tea but yes different types of burgers are typically served at every meal.

I'm making one right now because I have all the ingredients in my kitchen and I know how to cook. I'm also in Texas so of course it's going to be Texas size. Huuuge.

Have your McFaggot burger and eat it to.

Post pic

>he doesnt put his burgers in a blender to liquefy them for his burger IV that he wears throughout the day

I went to a movie theater and ordered a medium popcorn with butter. Happily eating, good movie, walk out and look down. Fuck if it didn't look like I had pissed myself due to the butter seeping through the bag. Never trusted a bag of popcorn in my lap again.

The blinding sterile light as soon as you enter partially makes you lose control of your motor skills.

Jokes on them, I take shits before going to walmart.

donuts, chocolate, and ice cream sounds like a mistake, putting beef and bacon in there sounds awful.

but then I can't stand to see people putting grape jelly on a sausage biscuit, or pineapples on a pizza, so maybe it's just me being weird.

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>it's also not real.

What did he mean by this?

I can easily photoshop shit on pants.

You idiots are so gullible.

I used to work at Walmart and, not kidding, the reason is some special Chemical Walmart uses to wash its floor. When it's freshly washed, the chemical gets in your system and loosens your bowels or something.

It's been a forced meme from Sup Forums years ago and now it's finally picking up. Nothing more. This is however a comment occurrence that triggers the ever living fuck out of me. Landwhales should be forced to park in the very back of the lot and made to walk.

>American flag
>"lunchburgers"
>Delayed verb use

Whatever you say, """"non-proxy"""" """"American""""

it's the horrible food they're eating

filthy american pigs

>What did he mean by this?

"I" was expressing skepticism, but apparently in burger land nothing is beyond the pale.

Half of the white trash in Walmart are addicted to pin killers and morbidly obese. I think incontinence just goes with the territory.

wal-mart has a lot of products that will make you shit your pants, if you shit your pants a lot it's likely because you buy a lot of products at wal-mart, the more products you buy from wal-mart, the higher likelihood that you are currently in a wal-mart, since you are in wal-mart so often it only makes sense that you would also shit your pants in wal-mart, since they both have a lot of products that would make you shit your pants, and since you shit your pants you are buying more pant shitting products than people who don't shit their pants.

>to pin killers
*to PAIN killers

its not walmart, its the shite they fucking eat...

Too much Fat, virtually no carbs will do that...

Interesting.

BRB fucking dead

Walmart sells loads of crappy food and drinks though. You can easily put together diarrhoea inducing meals for weeks there.

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it's so amazing third-world i migrants shit hemselves when they see it

Trashy people shop at walmart because its the cheapest all the fresh food sucks. Middle class people usually shop somewhere else thay has better meat and produce, like based publix.

Confirmation bias

THIS IS NOT A FOOD GORE THREAD DELET REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Ice cream on a burger.

Heresy.

it also sells lots of good food, same as our version of walmart called asda, there is nothing wrong with eating shitty food once in a while but if you eat it everyday well you shit your pants

>Thread about people shitting themselves
>Turns into everyone mouthwatering over burgers
White boys are fucking disgusting

Bump

>OUR PRICES ARE SO FUCKING LOW YOU'LL SHIT YOUR PANTS
guaranteed