Murrica thread

Post your most Murrican pics and webms. Dumping mine.

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Murrica - the pic.

What's the problem here? Not enough mosques and liqour being haram?

*beep beep* America's sweetheart coming through.

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That guy died of a heart attack lol

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>american armpits

This sounds comfy as fuck
>enjoy a flavourful smoke
>shoot a few rounds at the range
>get drunk at the bar
>eat a shitload of pizza and mexican food

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youtube.com/watch?v=PRMPQg43wgk

how about a video

yuropoors btfo

"Eat like you mean it"

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>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
top kek

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Good one, as an American I can attest this is 99% accurate. Just need to start adding hookah bars at the bottom.

Two can play this game, brit

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Wow. You must've visited because you're not lying.

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I am fat,5,8 that in feet, 240 fuck I am fat and shot. :(

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>together with this
youtube.com/watch?v=izkGo0SDQlc

You can't get more American than this.

>warning shot
This is the only thing in this thread that makes me feel shame.

We need to rid our country of this meme.

America is so strange
It's like an inverse bell curve, the extremes are more common than the supposed average

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Add a coffee shop and a dry cleaners and we got ourselves a town

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what is this idiot doing

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welp, i got an erection

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American pics.....dog has to lose "3 stone"
ya fucking British wanker

>to smart too be thin

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That woman has reverse Popeye arms, Jesus.

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>25 stone mother of two

you know that we don't weigh things with "stones" in the states, don't you?

Anything that says "stone" and uses it as a measurement of weight is not American.

My god

Can anyone redpill me on bail bonds?

Lefties seem to hate them.

You really should

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why does an Indian user have a collection of fat American guy videos eating food?

am I missing something or are you just weird?

hey at least their trying to solve their issues

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Why even put a pocket on a shirt of that size? kek

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i want him to make that that face when he chuggles with my cum

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I love when people post degenerate whores like this, but suddenly it becomes LE BASED because they have a cuck cap on. Fucking jew lovers.

Is there anything more American than niggers?

delete this thread right now

This is so awesome.

Did all that sharting make your ass sore or something?

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Because that's our culture now, our original culture such as the nuclear family died after the Hippie Revoultion fuck boomers.

>prices are in british monopoly money
>murrica thread

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I've visited there, it's a funny place. You can see animotronic dinosaurs and people in the same exhibit lol. Lots of Amish there.

The whole premise is that the Old testament talks about "beasts" and "dragons". Those were dinosaurs, and were washed out during the flood.

What's the most common name for American babies? Damascus? Pedro? Lmaooo

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thats just sad, your family shouldn't go trough that until you are 80 and dying of cancer.

>Let the good times roll

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Best one I have lads

Indians have no food, so they idolize those who do.

Good Lord, but that thing out of it's misery

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this is probably the most accurate desu.

don't forget a chinese take-out/ wings place