Eating pussy confirmed for beta

Well, that does it. Not that there was any doubt, but eating pussy is now scientifically proven that eating pussy is for beta nu-males.

Enjoy licking the feminine penis, beta males.

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Did you not watch The Sopranos?

ye i stopped cause i really have no idea what im doing down there

id rather give em these 7.5 inches seems to do the job

I want the black ones to sit on my face. And I would eat her bh, not just her pussy.

I never cared much for oral sex, sure it doesn't feel bad to have your dick battle her tongue but I always felt like a dog licking his master's pisshole so I didn't liked it nor required it. Why not spend more time fucking and less playing?

I've never eaten pussy. I want to try but would only do it for the right girl. None of those skanky anyway...

I do it sometimes, my gf for some reason dosen't like vaginal. so we mostly do oral and anal.

wtf women are so wierd, she'd rather a dick up her ass than in her vagina...

White Boi don't you know vaginas are reserved for cultural enrichment? Just buy some army face paint, tell her your name is Ahmed and enjoy vaginal.

You sound like a virgin, it's only a problem if you do it all the time.

I eat my gfs pussy on the daily. I love it and so does she. Ya'll care to much about dumb shit.

Bitch, I also eat ass.

it's okay to eat pussy as long as it is after your wife bf finishes in her pussy

It's a little disorienting I'll grant you. You also have no idea what you're getting into until you get their panties off. Do they have a forest or have they scorched the Earth? Is it a coinslot or are there beef curtains? That's besides taking into climate and the activity you were performing (dancing, etc...) before you took her home. Does she keep a clean shop or does she let it marinate naturally?

It's a decision you have to make in the moment.

I want that black chick to shit down my throat

I eat it all. I eat the Pussy. I eat the butt.

Stunning and brave girls. That'll fucking show 'em.

>I've never eaten pussy
Virgin?

I eat the butt before the shower, not after. Beat that degeneracy faggots

I'd never put my mouth on a grown woman's vulva. The only females I've performed oral on are my daughters. Preteen kitty only edible pussy.

She saves it for her side-chad who made her promise to cuck you and never let you in..

>protect trans women and girls

I thought those were the same thing? What a shitlord that she needs to separate the two like they're different

What fascists treat poor tranny retards this way? They were always women you shitlord get it right you bigoted racist xenophobic transphobe

Also whenever I see the phrase "female trans" I never know if that means it's a female who became trans, or a penis who's pretending to be female.

I quit eating pussy 2 years ago. Its the only way my wife can orgasm. I quit because shes a total control freak. She has to give exact instructions and any deviations, to stretch or shift around, spoils it for her and she starts over. It can take over an hour of that exact control freak instructions.
I quit doing it because the bitch doesnt get to tell me what to do.

I fucked a girl once that had a husband. She told me that I could only fuck her asshole because she doesn't consider that cheating... Yes, women are that fucked up. Can justify nearly anything.

Also, you need to make sure that you are not your girlfriend's cucked side piece... telling you she doesn't want you to fuck her pusssy seems mighty suspect.

If you'd just take control and do what you want to her she'd probably cum. What's the statistic about women orgasming during rape? Just take control, do your business, and she'll probably get off from that.

Eating pussy was always for betas.

It's a fucking biological mess down there. It's fucking disgusting to lick it. And you are serving her rather than her serving you.

>FACISM
every time

>protecting trans women & girls
>girls
WHY CANĀ“T THEY EVER LEAVE THE KIDS OUT, EVERY FUCKING TIME THEY HAVE TO FORCE KIDS INTO THEIR PERVERSION

Go eat an asshole, faggot.

I'd hit it, with flamethrower tank

Eating pussy is too risky. Some girls have nasty, swampy cunts

Eating pussy is enjoyable because your gf usually likes it and appreciates it. Just like how we appreciate blowjobs.

There's nothing beta about pleasing a woman sexually unless it is specifically demeaning. Stop being autistic.

funny how science is right when they repeat your rhetoric but wrong when they say god doesn't exist
how convenient

lol no, it depends on how you do it.

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This scene is kinda fucked up with the whole "father's day" thing going on, but I think it would be hard to argue that Frank is acting beta in it.

Is the masked male trying to hide his identity, or simply trying to avoid the smell?

Gayyyy as fuck

I might have gone to far.

I guess I'm beta then because I could eat pussy and asshole for breakfast.

Y'all know how much estrogen is in pussy juice? Look it up, you may never eat a pussy again.

Only betas eat pussy. They do it because they know they're not good enough at sex/attractive enough to keep the girl coming back if they don't.

Eating pussy and ass is one of the most manly and high test alpha thing a man could do. You have to pick the right combo of pussy and ass that doesnt smell like tuna and only produces the purest of honey dew drops from heavens above. They taste sweet and there is no foul smell. Any man that hasn't french kissed a beautiful asshole and then dragged his tongue from the baloon knot to the moist warm and dripping pussy laced with sugary sweet juicy orgasms isnt a man at all. I highly suggest finding an athletic girl with a great diet to partake in this holy experience. Virgins can fuck right off itt

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I'm really proud that I can make girls orgasm on demand, but you have to warm up that cunt first with your tongue or fingers. I'd never bring my mouth near any slut's dirty hole though. All my past girls I dated for at least a year or more.

Stay away from bar skanks, easy hoes that want to fuck in the first month, and girls with tattoos or dyed hair.

As much as I hate to agree with a Pakistani but he's absolutely correct.

The fact that the first and last time you ate a girl out it tasted like shit and rotten fish says more about your choice of woman than anything.

You've never known the delight of having a hot girl's tight shitsnip hovering above your face, while she wanks your cock? You punch the puckered plop-pipe hard with your pointy tongue and she lets rip a forceful gust that rushes against your tongue, the position of which pierces the divine wind, splitting it in two and sending it down against your mouth. BRAAAAAAP PLATOOOOMF BWIIIIIIIIT Then you inhale as hard as you can so you can experience the wonderful beef breeze with a slight hint of turnip. BROMP PAAAARRRRRP SQUUUUUIIIIIIDJ This is the point I always cum buckets. I always make sure to hold some of the fart in my mouth so I can kiss her and breathe her own fart back into her body to in effect create the glorious double baked fart, or 'Super Fart,' if you will. I was never close to my father

In Russian prisons if you admit that you are pussy licker, you will be lowered to untouchable caste.

I read about that in a book about Russian prison and mafia culture.

What's up with that? Eating pussy makes you a passive gay?

It's same as sucking a dick. You are making oral sex and put yourself into submissive humiliate position.

Just because some fat SJWs held up some signs, doesn't mean I won't lick a girl's vagina.

Is this a widespread view in Russian society outside of prison? Do you personally believe this?

Wow I guess I should never lay down ever again on my bed because I'll be in a submissive position.

I'll stand on my bed and sleep.

>Lying down is for pussies
- Russia

>muh 24/7 edge
>muh domination

Guaranteed you're a loser virigin. You dont eat out any hoe you meet in the club, that shits kept for your oneitis, ltr gf or wife. Eating skanks is for losers but sharing sexual chemistry with your significant other is why God put us on earth. But then you wouldn't know shit about that because you'll die alone like the hugless loser virgin that you are.

nothing wrong with eating pussy
especially if it's black... nice dark skin ones. thick thighs, shiny black skin. you eat her out while gently twisting her hard nipples

For millions and millions of Russians it's a taboo subject, even if you lick pussy, you don't talk about it. So it's really weird for a Russian to see some American Chad talking something like "I ate her pussy good today fuck yeah".
Personally I don't like pussylicking at all, always skeep it in porn.

How much curry is too much?

Calm down sharia nigger. I'm talking about prison culture.

She's pretty cute desu senpai.
I'm so lonely.

Shut the fuck up Ahmed

That means she is saving the good stuff for Abdul, Hanz.

>wanting to see what piss, blood, other men's cum, beaten and brused roastie and abortions tastes like
Of course it's beta, you cuck.

>OP wouldn't eat out

were nazis afraid and are now coming out of the closet? that would explain the_donald and the alt-rights popularity growing

If you suck pussy you'll suck anything.

I personally don't like it. It doesn't taste "that" good, it's submisive (I like dominating) and overall I don't enjoy it.

>''facism''

Second from the left has great legs, tbqh.

It's more beta to not give your girl orgasms.

>ahmed
nope
100% deutsch
i just like me some blackberry jam

If you don't eat pussy you're a fag

>scientifically proven

Cool. Could you please link the peer-reviewed article, or provide screenshots if it's behind a paywall? I'd like to examine their methodology, and am personally curious as to how the researchers got ethics approval for experimentation of this nature and if/how the attempted to have double-blinding.

>eat rape culture

>Not licking your QT GF all over

>licking her feet

Pretty sure eating pussy is also for lesbians, you fucking virgins.

but licking my wifes pussy is one of my fetishes...
am i degenerate now?

I would like to thank you all (and the many guys like you) for significantly increasing my sexual market value with absolutely no effort on my part. Your loss has long been my gain, and I'm sincerely grateful. Please keep it up and spread your views.

You guys know what's up.

I like pussy, and licking it and stuff, but I've always been a bit cinged by the words "eat pussy". Something a bit too literal, while sucking my dick is literally sucking for the other party.