Waited till it came out on Blu Ray so I could p___t it because I was worried it would be an insult to regular (non-hardcore) fans like me.
Worse than TFA, PERIOD. Completely soul-less, 5-year-old comedy, NOTHING FUNNY, and no good characters or dialogue. (K-2S0 has the lamest personality) Destroys both episode 4 lore and episode 2 lore.
This is the movie that the pod people would create to destroy episodes 1-6. (which I am a big fan of) Jar Jar is epic compared to Rogue One.
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Star Wars was a masterpiece.
Empire Strikes back was even better.
Return of the Jedi was weaker than either, but still pretty good.
All three of the prequels are pure shit. There is nothing of value whatsoever.
Episode 7 was just horrible. It wasn't as bad as the prequels, but it was close.
Rogue One was about as bad as Episode 7, but for different reasons.
Threadly reminder that George Lucas wrote Star Wars as a children's story.
We won't agree on episodes 1-3. I saw them in theatres, then I saw them again recently. I just really love them because they are like Baldur's Gate and Planescape Torment. There is a lot of soul and creativity in it.
Space battle was pretty cool though.
And that Vader corridor fight.
At least it doesn't have tons of plot holes, which already makes it better than TFA or the prequels.
Vader's scenes were cool, too.
this isn't Sup Forums mate
Too note I prefer this over TFA, the build up to the end is shit and the SJW agenda is obvious, but I enjoyed the end battle, also that corridor
Don't care about you're shitty opinion, still liked it. Episode 7 was meh but Rogue was good.
it was always going to be shit. i downloaded it, and switched it off and deleted it after 45 mins
all these new remakes are garbage, name one good revisit to old iconic sci fi?
Bullshit, i've wanted to see a more serious version of star wars for years now, this was the best star wars since empire. OP has no taste
Couldn't get past half-way either man. I stopped after the asian "I am one with the force" bollocks.
i only liked the last 30 mins, the vader scene made feel like i was watching empire strikes back again and the space battle itself looked pretty fucking cool
Last 20 mins were actually good.
Darth Vader scene was awesome.
Stop talking shit.
But nothing fucking mattered in it! Even the extra's were decoration instead of being ALIVE and creating a world.
Really pol-related, great job OP and everyone
What was serious about it? "I AHM WAN WIT DA FORSH DA FORSH IS WAN WIT MII"?
STRONG FEMALE?
TOY ADVERTISEMENTS?
I found it better then TFA, it made shit ton more sense.It had amazing location for battle.
The Vader fight was the worst thing I've seen in a Star Wars movie since the Yoda fights.
Vader was an old man in a glorified iron lung. He didn't have the fucking athleticism to jump around like a ninja. All three light-saber battles in the original trilogy showed a Vader with a clear physical disability.
Vader is lessened by stupid cartoon shit like that. And don't get me started on the stupid fucking force-choke scene. That was the dumbest shit ever.
Absolutely it is. Feminist agenda. Liberal agenda.
Vader kept mostly to the originals. Voice and attitude. Even his lame jokes. The last scene where he murdered everybody was probably the best part though. The Tarkin CGI was pretty on point, I almost didn't notice how CGI it was until I watched some of his facial movements a few scenes in.
Empire introduced niggers and other shitskins, even had the bbc White man gets cucked scene on the landing pad with nigger lando all over princes lea, princes getting into it, cucked han standing there watching the whole thing all cucked, nigger lando continues to eye fuck lea with no repercussions after moving on.
The best SW movie was the one that George Lucas had the least amount to do with: Empire. The best SW books were the ones the franchise disowned: The Zahn series.
The original SW was an attempt to rip off Dune and capitalize on the movie rights. Thanks, Lucas. (He's Jewish.)
TFA was literally soulless
Rogue One had a little soul since it borrowed the originals' far better characters, but honestly the new stuff was just mediocre. It all just comes together far too quick for my liking and there are too many pointless characters. They might as well just have been random rebels they get given to help them with their mission
Star Wars was fun, but far from a masterpiece
A force of misfits can invade a super protected base and steal the most secret plans that are on an SD card the size of a VHS tape
Then a Moff can obliterate a very fancy base just to get rid of a rival and nobody cares.
Rouge One feels like they knew they wanted to make a particular type of star wars movie, a more adult themed one, with a particular ending in mind as well, but no real idea on how to reach that ending. Most of the movie is relatively weak, but once they land on that tropical island planet things really do pick up. Movie would have benefited from a rating higher or two. More time spent with the characters too would have been nice, I don't remember anything about them except for their races.
I still maintain that you guys should check out 1-3 as if you've never seen them, and preferably while not male-pms'ing. Watch them like an RPG movie.
Star Wars Holiday Special was the best.
"pirate" ends in an E, you fucking mong.
movie was great.
you're all faggots.
Vader didn't even jump around or do anything athletic in RO. He literally walked through the corridor with an obvious physical disability, he relied more on the force than his saber to disable the rebels.
>force-choke scene
It's pretty much a recreation of the scene in Star Wars.
Did you even watch Rogue One?
Find me a better movie.
Do you work for Disney or something? That was the worst shit in the movie and nothing like the original character. Almost the exact opposite.
If you were being serious I'd say you have to get outside more.
He doesn't jump about though. He marches forward unstoppably because he's a fucking sith lord and he's effotlessly batting away rebel pussies.
>try not to CHOKE on your aspirations
I agree this was completely retarded.
* Dies laughing * I check it 3 times and I still fucked up!
fuck off you dumb faggot
You want nigger lando to stuff your ass don't you?
>t. I never actually watched the movie. I just read some bullshit other anons said about it
Never said the movie was great. Only some scenes were well done. Vader was exactly like Vader in the originals. There's literally nothing different about him.
Yeah JEJ sounded really bad, I'm kind of surprised they didn't try to digitally clean up his voice so he didn't sound as old as he is.
Or maybe that's literally the best they could do.....I dunno, but it bothered me.
Guys, the 200m budget, and CGI blows. Tarkin looks like a fucking amatuer fan-art video game character. THEY DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU.
he meant "pay for it"
I liked it better than that garbage episode 7.
It was better than much of the episode 1-3.
I was pleasantly surprised after the butthurt and bitching about it I heard.
Very well done. Just felt a bit rushed. Like it would of been much better as 2 parts or something like that. Maybe not a trilogy.
But pretty damn good.
Anyone bitching about agendas hidden inside is reaching and sounds like a fucking libtard.
IV>V>VI>RO>III>I>II>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>VII
All I wanted was kickass action sequences and a killer soundrack. Rogue One was alright, despite the whole diversity bullshit Disney is pushing nowadays.
Absolutely this.
>It was better than much of the episode 1-3.
I hope you're getting paid well to post.
Are you saying you like the music? HORRIBLE. No soul.
Rogue 1 is not bad for the Disney Star wars
Okay let me break it down:
He swings his swords wildly, flinging people around with the force, basically being very OBVIOUS about his killing. So let's look back at the originals. Do we ever see him leaping around, flinging people with the force? No. He's basically the Emperor's attack dog, he mostly walks around telling other people to do scary things. That's what makes him scary. Not that he can slash you up. Any thug can slash you up. Vader was scary because he didn't slash you up.
The force choke scene in the original Star Wars was a very specific response to a man who was mocking him. In this one, it's a random throw-in with a stupid fucking pun because idiot millenials can't watch a Star Wars movie if it doesn't have ten-million "I REMEMBER THAT! HAHAHAHA!" moments. It had no actual significance other than to excite retards because "OMG A REFERENCE!"
Everything about that movie was wrong. This is just tone too, we're not even talking about the continuity errors in showing him SEE THE ACTUAL FUCKING SHIP FROM THE FIRST MOVIE. So how come when Leia tried to say it was a diplomatic mission he didn't just say: "Uh yeah, we literally just saw you five minutes ago outside Druidia."
Even the space battle was a meme.
The Hammerhead to the resue!!!!!
Didn't watch it, how'd it fuck up the lore of ep 2/4? There's been good quality version floating around online for a long while but even free isn't enough to make me watch this.
Vader makes lame puns and chokes out people in the originals too.
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>I find your lack of faith.. disturbing.
star wars is very complex, especially when your talking about masters..
Huge nerd here.
>Vader was an old man in a glorified iron lung. He didn't have the fucking athleticism to jump around like a ninja
This is false. Vader could augment his body and move at incredible speeds.
There is a reason why he was a Jedi boogie man. If Vader wanted to kill you, you were going to die.
Yoda uses light-saber form 4. Another variant that augments a users body to achieve remarkable exploits.
It allowed the user to jump around, wildly but decisively, though most people often agreed this form was "useless" it made Yoda incredible dangerous because his size.
Star wars goes deep if you want to engage in it. There are answers to most questions in the universe.
In conclusion Vader is literally a robotic tank. His suit augmented his physical strength along with the force. He could bend steal with his hands if he needed to.
Even the original trilogy got ruined with the CGI makeover.
jar jar has really let himself go.
It's fanfiction tier.
>X-wings!
>Tie Fighters!
>AT-AT's!
It also doesn't count as a movie on its own.
the least cringiest star wars ever made.
Very good for a star wars movie, I highly recommend it.
kek
The hype is created by SJW fanfags. What did you expect?
NEVER trust movie reviews.
Best movie outside the originals. OP is a fag.
He never leaps around in RO. Not even a step in the air. He flings his saber around as much as he does in his fight against Obi Won in Star Wars and his fight was Luke in the other 2 movies. You're just butthurt faggot, reading off hate from other people.
see He makes several lame puns and jokes while choking out people in the originals, and several lame jokes and puns just because he can.
>So how come when Leia tried to say it was a diplomatic mission he didn't just say: "Uh yeah, we literally just saw you five minutes ago outside Druidia."
First major plot hole above. Second: Didn't that race in episode 2 design the deathstar? So what roll does father erso have in RO?
The Hammerhead was a sop to fans still pissed off about the EU canon being nuked.
"See guys! We're giving you scraps of what you really wanted!"
Best Star Wars since Empire and far far far better then the derivative SJW cancer which The Force Awakens was.
agreed
this shit is the worst star wars movie to date
I watched the fucking movie, you idiot. Vader was nothing like the originals. In the originals he's an evil person who is trying to corrupt his son. His evil is not "I will kill you" but "I will destroy everything good in you and will turn you into me."
Vader was a SPIRITUAL threat. He was not supposed to be a PHYSICAL threat. The physical threat was the Death Star and the Storm Troopers. Vader and the Emperor were the spiritual threat of true-evil.
It's the same thing as when the prequels had the Emperor and Yoda fight each other with lightsabers. Both of these men, in the originals, specifically expressed disdain for the lightsaber. They were above the physical realm. They dealt in the realm of the soul. When you reduce them to a physical confrontation, you've taken a very deep spiritual concept and turned it into a fist-fight. Now the Emperor/Vader are only as scary as the strength of their fists. It robs them of the truly frightening aspect of their evil, which is the corruption.
Vader puts it perfectly. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant when compared to the power of the Force. That's not because the Force can blow up TWO PLANETS!!!!! It's because killing someone is far less frightening than corrupting them.
Erso's dad was a specialist in regards to the laser, he didn't design the whole death star.
Not entirely a plot hole like the first one.
The more sock puppets you use, the more movie goers will slip through your fingers.
I've been rewatching Ep1-3 and they're pretty comfy. No niggery, no degeneracy, just fun.
And if you watch them with the darth jarjar theory, they become pretty deep movies
>Anyone bitching about agendas hidden inside is reaching and sounds like a fucking libtard.
spotted the jew
it was basically star wars on feminism - which is of course worse than cancer
rogue one was much better than the force awakens garbage what the fuck man.
it still wasnt good
I've seen bits and pieces of TFA and RO. They don't look like Star Wars movies to me, just big budget INTENSE action flicks using the license. Also too many womyn and POCs. Not for me.
I'd like to see George take another shot with the tech/effects they're using now since that's the only thing that's redeemable about the new stuff; it does look great. Say what you want about his writing (it generally sucks) but he had a nack for mood and atmosphere.
I agree, the only real problems with the 1-3 was some of the cheesy writing but people seem to not understand star wars is a family film series.
Darth Vader fucking up rebel scum was worth the price of admission
the reasons the fight were shit in the sequels is because they are 40 years old and they didn't have the technology or to make them look good
this is fact, lucas showed us what he really thought a jedi battle should be in the prequels
> Jar Jar is epic compared to Rogue One.
>when nu-trek and nu-star wars suck so hard you wish for Jar Jar and voyager quality.
But they eat milk, cookies, and candy all day. How can they not turn into a rainbow?
Watch the scene again, and then watch the Obi-Wan fight. Then watch the last fight of Jedi right after he says:
"There is another.... Sister."
And Luke screams: "Never!" and attacks him. He is completely incapable of fighting back, even against a relatively untrained Jedi, because Luke is far more athletic than he is. By that time Vader is an old man, and he is severely wounded and stuck in a suit. He basically just lifts up his saber and falls down when Luke attacks him. Hell, even in Empire he doesn't move very quickly, and he doesn't beat Luke with a lightsaber, he beats him with the Force.
He didn't use lame jokes and puns actually, and I'm using my own words, whereas you're literally just repeating Disney advertising.
I liked how it didn't have 'happy' ending, more movies should have that. Makes people think real life turns out okay magically without doing shit, something we see in how most assume niggers and arabs will integrate and not totally shit our system
also sage because movies are not pol
>comparing empire with this trash.
mc fucking kill your self nigger.
The prequels could have been salvaged if Lucas had the same kind of set up he did in the original movies and wasn't essentially considered an Omnipotent God with no oversight.
You know how wrong you've been and now you're just trying to get philosophical and bullshit your way out of it.
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I still fail to see how exactly he's "nimble" and jumps around and shit in the last scene. Vader was a physical threat, and relies pretty heavily on the Force to win his battles.
>Vader puts it perfectly
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He puts its pretty good in the RO one, when he says "It's power to create problems has certainly been confirmed," exactly his narrative in the originals.
If you actually watched the movie, you'd know this.
>Darth Icky
>Sheev
Lucas had a special kind of autism.
Sorry bro.
Episode 1-3 is just pure garbage. It had some moments that were alright I guess but overall they were garbage.
Rogue One is far more true to Star Wars than Episode 7.
As shit as the love story was in Rogue One and really all of Star Wars. yes I'm looking at you Episode 4-6.
All of those were far far better than Anakin and Padme which should of had peoples feels like Titanic or a decent chic flic. But no it failed. That was important. You should of felt Anakins rage and love over Padme but it was done worse than a fucking american cartoon.
Rogue One at least had some feeling there even though it was shit it was there unlike Episode 7. It was emotionless garbage filled with slime covered easter eggs that came out of a gay mans ass.
While not perfect Rogue One blew every moment away that could of passed as good in Episode 7.
Fuck I don't know man I just want a real Star Wars movie and Rogue One felt like one more so than anything made after the original trilogy.
Just my opinion though. Pretty damn good shit sorry you may think everything is some liberal agenda.
you are completely retarded. No clue what you are talking about. You just want to hate this shit because you made up your mind about it.
underrated
It was all right. Better than Ep. 7. There was no time to really connect with any of the characters, and they all die at the end, which is WAY dark for the series - we get it, people died to get the plans for the Death Star. And inserting politics into the Empire? Didn't come across as believable. But it was okay. The FX were off the charts. It was entertaining, and that's all I expected. I don't worship at the Lucas altar, so I don't invest any energy into being mad at it - I'd rather watch it again, than the shit Adam Sandler movie on Netflix.
If this angers you, disconnect from the internet - Disney is gonna milk the franchise for the next 20 years.
If lucas had been given some other role, like producer or had a shared director position, with someone else to handle the dialog but let the overarching story be dictated by him, they would have been much better movies
>All three of the prequels are pure shit
>I hate a complex plot and Sheev
Mouth-breather
Jar jar binks literally did nothing wrong, quit sperging out people
Wow, and the fights in the original trilogy actually looked like real sword fights and not stale choreographed dance moves with CG backgrounds.
THe original trilogy still looks better than any of the subsequent films precisely because they used real effects and had to work around real obstacles instead of paying lazy-ass Indian programmers to make cheap, cartoony, CG bullshit.
I have a hard time with the first one. The fight between Ben and Vader is so fucking lame now.
I stand corrected, star wars true self is multicult feminist sjwlgbqasdfism. Anything else?
>to date
This, the next movie will end up being worse.
This new trilogy will end up with Rey giving birth to Finn's son
Not relevant but just wanna say Luke vs Vader in ROTJ is probably my favorite sequence in any movie. Empire is the best but ROTJ is a close second if only for the ending space battle and the final duel.
you can always pirate the original theatrical cuts.
even though they have some touch ups as well.
protip, unless you saw the very first screening you saw an edited version. as long as you got the blue/purple vhs ur good.
>Star Wars was a masterpiece.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
But how could they design a deathstar without a laser???
The Emperor is a Jew, and Vader is his Shabbos Goy.
I watched rogue one last week and don't remember shit about it. Generic characters and the plot being destroy the Death Star? A-fucking-gain?
It wasn't a SJW shitfest it was just a really crappy film
I agree with this, but i thinks it should be ep3 > ep7. ep3 was so horrible, it's good ( at least for me).