>tfw too many happenings so no one wants comfy CPD
Juan Gomez
tonight /cpd/ is cleveland sry bro
Eli Harris
yea this weekend has been insane >Best Korea parade and missile blunder >cleveland killer >Mass. 2 shot >29 shot in chicago in 18 hrs. happenings in bunches boys
Jace Scott
Yeah think a lot of the regulars may we watching the cleveland manhunt
Cooper Rivera
Keemstar just got pulled over heard it on the scanner LOL!
>white male vigilante driving around >currently getting doxed on police scanner HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
4 white women with baseballbets stole some guys wood burner. infos coming in
James Butler
>self-inflicted gunshot wound.
Parker Collins
pick a city, niggers are going to nog.
Wyatt Mitchell
>tfw both scanners on at the same time
Dominic Bennett
i tried, to much nogging
Caleb White
...
Angel Martin
check your keys adam
Leo Peterson
>intoxicated >6-9 years of age
seriously chicago wtf
Tyler Davis
>somebody left their credit card at the subway for fuck's sake wtf, seriously need cops for that?
Robert Myers
>masturbation uh oh
Colton Scott
>jerking off while rifling thru chick's purses.
Gavin Scott
That's that second under 10 drunk tonight.
Evan Myers
KEYS
Parker Mitchell
>building is on fire
Owen Smith
anyone heard if Cleveland nailed their killer yet?
Juan Parker
>getting BTFO by Cleveland
shameful Chicago! haha!
unless...
HE'S HEADED TO CHICAGO !!!
Isaac Morgan
Don't think so.
Xavier Parker
>weapon recovered . 1 in custody. >watch yo keys
Eli Smith
you could hide out in the east side ghetto for 10 years and not get caught. it's a literal jungle.
Mason Baker
>the medicine they gave her isn't working >ambulance isn't responding
Thomas Brooks
Is Chicago now the early 90s version of LA and NYC?
Caleb Young
>1 shot fired >closeout the narcotics event
Isaac Morales
>attacked by a dog
Jayden Hernandez
What's up, Roberts? We got the meetup in 1 hour. Parsons chicken and fish. Come hang out if you want, no big deal.
Haha, nice OC.
Zachary Hughes
Yep. I picture especially active weekends to be similar to the LA riots in terms of overall nigging
Juan Powell
Well, Chicago was also the 90s version of LA and NYC then too. I guess we're just bringing that vintage shit back.
Also, a beautiful day, great weather, it should be prime nigging time tonight.
Tyler Russell
True dat but it might still be a little cold for the negro, going to be in the 50s tonight
Adam Wright
True, negroes do have a racial penalty to cold, but 50's usually not bad.
Jace Murphy
just to be honest FUCK /pol and all of you cpd fags that got me banned for posting a photochop of AIDS SKRILLEX AND BOB ROSS/CARL THE KEK.... I have been banned from Sup Forums /pol for PORN... Fuck all of you
Kayden Jackson
you acting like a little bitch right now
Dylan Lewis
duh yo fucktard
Ryan Collins
...
William Torres
What's your beef with /CPD/?
Henry Jones
Fuck the police.
Josiah Baker
I don't like listening to Adam, aint shit happening, Robert needs to get here
Jace Robinson
It's probably MALE BLACK or one of his associates, mad that Robert is always foiling his dastardly plans`
Oliver Kelly
>Fuck the police how cute, I see, this is your first time in a /cpd/ thread.
Cooper Torres
Yeah, I'm listening in. Extremely comfy.
Brayden Perry
There was a dude with a gun outside his gf's house, but you're right. Real Robert Hours, soon.
Mason Moore
A new high score 1 murder 40 wounded since Friday at noon.
Jaxon Clark
Jesus.
Elijah Jackson
Dayum.
>shots fired
Hudson Miller
>shots fired
Jacob Jenkins
...
Ayden Peterson
Walking over to parsons, everyone is welcome to stop by.
Nathaniel Green
I think it's up to 34 shot this weekend in Chicago now.
Yeah yeah I know Cleveland is getting all the thunder now, but I'm gonna stay comfy in /cpd/
Noah Walker
Unmarked Roberts spotted on Milwaukee
Their scanner sucks.
Dominic Nelson
>should
Andrew Sanders
Yeah I may turn Cleveland back on if they're closing in on the guy but otherwise Chicago is way better
Ayden Nelson
Trump will be sending in the troops any day now...to Syria.
Xavier Barnes
They say he carry a gun.
Luke Johnson
>homeland security check
Logan Myers
so proud that we have such heroic women out patrolling our streets. Policing is really a profession that is best left to the gentler sex.
Tyler Anderson
I hope this Hispanic Bonnie and Clyde story has a chance to develop
James Sullivan
you didn't hear the snippy bitch last night saying she wouldn't chase a stolen car
Wyatt Nguyen
>2 male blacks fighting in the street
Ethan White
They need to do a Rock clean up or something. Rocks are mentioned every night I've listened so far
Matthew Turner
>female black and female white fighting in the walgreens parking lot
Zachary Kelly
>ROBERT IS RESPONDING >SEVERAL SHOTS FIRED
Christopher Williams
>we've got a bonafide person stabbed
Bentley Gomez
stabbing
Jack Sanchez
Neck stabbing ouch!
Jose Ward
>male hispanic demanded his wallet >guy gives it up >spic stabs him in the neck anyway
Michael Anderson
Good evening, Roberts. I hope everyone else had a pleasant Easter celebrating the Resurrection of Our Lord.
Now it's time to get /comfy/ and listen to niggers kill each other.
Ryder Reyes
>he gave them his money and they stabbed him in the neck
Kayden Price
HAPPY EASTER TO YOU TOO!
Noah Cook
>>Male female with blood on them, but doesn't appear to be coming from them
Lincoln Evans
All units stand by for shift change!
Isaiah Walker
I'm new to this type of thread. Is Robert an actual person or is that code for something?
Ethan Thompson
Callsign for night shift patrol cars
Isaac Hernandez
Robert is the prefex for all 3rd shift officers, current shift is Adam
Wyatt Fisher
Holy shit
Parsons is the shit. Enjoy a negroni slushy for me
Noah Butler
Thanks bros
Also >cops laughing about name of park Comfy :)
Blake Roberts
10PM - RNH
Asher Cox
/CPD/ meetup, in progress
Kevin Cruz
ROBERT ROLLING OUT BOIS
Jeremiah Johnson
>dindu hollering in the background
Isaac Collins
Chuck E Cheese in the HOUSE
Jaxson Sanchez
>drunk in a truck outside chuck e cheese
Noah Butler
My silly oc
Christopher Sanders
...
Elijah Barnes
>sister threatened to hurt herself >has kids in the apartment
Caleb Cox
>"you ready to roll?"
Blake Perry
>somebody fighting on Trump tower
Owen King
...
Daniel Hughes
>traffic warrant from 2002 I doubt that's even actionable at this point. 15 years later?
Benjamin Martinez
Why is /cpd/ so slow tonight? Is everyone at an Easter party still?
