>wake up >head to the video store to pick up my daily free BLACKED™ Sponsored by Justin Trudeau™ cassette >mortgage house to afford 2 steam games >call plumber to fix my toilet, dont have the 5000$ to afford it >walk outside to pee in the woods >burn to death
maybe some context would be nice you fuckin sexist racist islamophobe
Tyler Edwards
I have a better idea: Lets pretend to be american!
>be american >get shot
Charles Price
>be German >get trucked
Carson Turner
>Be German >Get raped
Aaron Green
is it mandatory for cucked countries to look out for each other?
Ayden Gomez
>be american >get planed
Wyatt Reed
>wake up >walk outside to a peaceful multicultural society >almost trip on IED on the way out the door >ak fire in the distance in the direction of slums >blame gun owners and call them racist >get fired from job because monthly diversity quota wasn't met >on the way back trip over same IED >as the bomb blast rips through my body I say #notallmuslims >die >a week later a Chinese family that doesn't speak English takes over my old home
Henry Gonzalez
>Be German >White for thousands of years >Feel guilty about things you didnt do so ethnically black yourselves in less than a generation
I don't know what happens next we just kinda exist... What do we even do.
Ian Thompson
>Be American >Get Shot
>Be German >Get Trucked
>Be Britbong >Get knifed
>Be Swede
>Be Ruski >Get bombed
>Be Mexican >Get beheaded
>Be Leaf >burns
>Be Korean >Kill Self
>Be North Korean >Starve to death building nuke
>Be Chinamen >Choke to death from smog after failed suicide
>Be Poo >Avoid Loo
>Be Israel >Cause all of it
Tyler Murphy
such wit, comedy gold right there.
Carter Bailey
>be swede
Levi Fisher
>be german >get poz'd
Leo Russell
you wake up and youre now a girl wat do?
Jacob Cox
...
Julian Collins
>wake up >drive my ass to work >roads are filled with potholes >gas is a $1.20/litre (thanks wynne) >get some timms >get fucked in the ass by monsieur Trudeau >taxes out the ass >work shitty job >houses are fucking expensive
I need to get out of this hell. But all my family lives here in shitty ontario. Yes I could get a better job but damn I'm too lazy to commute.
Hunter Campbell
Dis nigga
Adrian Cooper
>Making fun of the Fort Mac fire
Fort Mac is the libertarian/ancap capital of North America, dipshit. Leave us alone. Go pick on Vancouver.
Brody Perez
Actually have sex because it's easy as a girl.
EZ mode I wish I was born a girl but I'm not fucked enough to be a tranny.
Liam Young
Ok nigger you win
Daniel Murphy
Become a slut
Mason Nelson
pls be my ai gf
Justin Price
>I'D KAwkwwKS
lold
Carter Diaz
how come its exclusively the brits/canadians who spam Sup Forums all day about wanting to be a girl?
Ayden Lee
hey fuck you... our Blacked™ videos are on blue ray. we're first world here buddy
Angel Collins
I hate premier two moms
Jaxon Foster
Who knows I'm happy to be a guy but if I had the chance to be a girl I'd take it...
Life sucks and I want an easy way to live it.
Carter Price
Be american: get mad
Lincoln Adams
overrated post
Julian Walker
become turbo lib, grow bug infested dreds and mounds of snatch hair, go to free speech rally, get ktfo
Landon Sanders
...
Joseph Jones
When I was an egg I ate 4 dozen lads, every morning to help me get large!
Grayson Peterson
>be american >sacrifice myself in the name of YHWH
Isaiah Watson
>my daily free BLACKED™ Sponsored by Justin Trudeau™ cassette Incorrect. The proper video would be BEHEADED™ Sponsored by The Right Honorable Imam Justin Muhammad Castro Trudeau™ cassette
Jeremiah Myers
lol i'm happy as a mf. sitting bout to eat my teriyaki chicken, listening to thrash grass. ready for the work week. Also several miles from the nearest ghetto, so I'm good.
Juan Evans
>Be burger >56%
Chase Cooper
>wow it's fucking nothing
Daniel Brooks
Why do leafs drive burgers so utterly apeshit?
Alexander Taylor
I'm eating some grilled teriyaki bbq ribs myself. Feels great to be free and live in a white suburban neighborhood.
Henry Jackson
>be american >get shot >shoot back because the dumb nigger only shot me once >get taken care of at good hospital and make full recovery >nigger is 6 feet under
Caleb Morales
>american >put sept 23 prophecies in the sky >get fat and diabetic >one million Dollars a reverse mortgage a lifetime of premiums plus 200K left over for one dose of snake antivenom >get swallowed up by wormwood That great merchant city Babylon. So proud and never saw it coming until they were gone
Christopher Bailey
>ITT: we pretend to be canadian
*sees dog*
*fucks it*
Isaiah Collins
>Be American >vote in election >my candidate wins by 3 million votes >other guy becomes president
Nathaniel Anderson
Hey! 75% thank you very much. 65 if you don't count the Spanish portion.
Adrian Wood
Imagine having to share a border with Sweden and their whole cultural identity is not being British
James Taylor
What about Latvia?
Kevin Ward
>Be Canadian >Get shot >Apologize >Get blown up
Oliver Evans
And also act arrogant as fuck they're better than you all the time
Jackson Long
>Be German >Get raped >Apologize because I don't want to be Islamophobic or homophobic or transphobic or otherkinphobic or racist or biphobic or ____phobic >Get raped again >Get driven into by a truck >Apologize for being in driver's way >Get blown up >Say "Islam is a religion of peace" with last dying breath
Ethan Moore
>Wake up >My wife goes into the kitchen and begs for breakfast >Open a can of organic human grade halal grass fed paleo beef >She makes the cutest noises while eating >Can't take my eyes off her >Comb my fingers through her gorgeous mane >She looks at me and smiles >She doesn't say anything but I know she loves me >Tell her I'll be going to work for Shareblue in a few minutes and that I'll miss her >She saunters over to kiss me goodbye >Wipe the fur and slobber off of myself so my co-workers don't make fun of me >Log onto my Sup Forums Premium account >Tell everyone to calm down and go to sleep because nothing of import is happening >Ignore the refugee strike outside >Turn up the A/C >The windows burst from the heat of the flames but I needed fresh air anyways >The flames kiss my freckled skin and burn my "Refugees welcome" tattoo >That's going to be expensive to repair, so I'll have to work overtime tonight >Drink my ice water >It's room temperature Unseasonably warm Canadian days are always a pleasure. Captcha: Gas station
Ryan Barnes
You and Estonia's flags are amazing and just grea tto look at. I feel happy looking at your flags.. But you really should give more shit to Lithuania. Their shit flag is bringing the Baltic states down..
Nicholas Myers
This.jpg
Jonathan Miller
>Be Swede
Owen Garcia
Yeah they should of have chosen there Historical flag, it was better, from the 13th of century.
Daniel Brooks
>be canadian >wake up for my morning timbits n maple >see young girl being attacked by flock of geese outside >honk >make my dog suck my dick >go to doctor for weekly aids treatment >get back 12 hours later >eat some poutine >attacked by bed scorpions (still dont know how they got there)
John Brown
They chose a nigger flag, over that? What happened..?
Robert Ramirez
Leaf afraid of the truth
Brandon Peterson
>YHWH hasn't accepted human sacrifice before
Bentley Rivera
>Be Canadian >Think popular vote should determine election results
Caleb Nguyen
This
Jose Torres
No idea, tbqh
Liam Foster
>getting butthurt over someone else getting roasted! This is why your country is failing, Hans.
>Be german >Go outside >Get raped 5 times before making it to work but it's okay because I probably deserved it >Ignore the cries of help from the street since that will only slow me down >Get to work >Boss rapes me and refuses to pay me >I probably deserved that too, so I let it slide this time >Go home to my 7 roommates >We fuck all night >They abuse me for being male and being unable to bear their children >I blame the patriarchy and America for not nuking us too
Hunter Gonzalez
>be canadian >2 commie parties >one commie party gets 30% of votes >is majority
Henry Hill
Muh Healthcare! Master provides & denies me healthcare as he pleases. I've convinced myself this makes me better than backwards US citizens.
Kayden Davis
Jesus, when Canada is getting more shit on than I am.
Gavin Hill
>wake up >carefully get out of bed as to not disturb muhammed and my wife. >go to the bathroom >jerome is fucking my daughter in there >pee in sink with pajeet >make some breakfast >food is all out >paco and his 20 kids ate everything >go to work at cucked R us >sexually satisfy hundreds of black, muslim, indian, and mexican men. >get paid less than the hookers >but that's ok since im a white male and shouldn't be making more than our strong independent womyn work force >wait in line for 3 days at doctors to get my weekly report on my HIV status >buy what little food i can to support my ethnically diverse family >eat a stray cat so that way i dont have to eat my family's food. >go home >wife and daughter are beheaded >paco and kids are fighting with jerome >can't do anything as that would be imposing on their culture >go to bed while muhammed fucks his goat right next to me.
Nolan Thompson
fuck off go back to reddît goat lover
Leo Gutierrez
I'd tell you to go back but I know that would be insensitive to the cartels.
Charles Lewis
你要一百万美元? 太糟糕了,拿一个炸弹,而不是
Luis Murphy
>we pretend to be canadian
sorry, eh?
Henry Watson
>go back to cuba no.
Aiden Kelly
>be leaf >wake up >check my email >I'm already over my monthly bandwidth cap
Kevin Turner
Pretending to be Canadian is pretty much all I do.
Austin Perez
We're building a wall over 2,000 miles long and several dozen feet high. Don't make us build a bridge 40 miles to ship your ass back home, sharkbait.
Jeremiah Watson
Seems about right.
Asher Hall
>Born in TX >Not going anywhere
Adrian Sanchez
>Go bankrupt
Brody Ross
>"At least we aren't American. We're really really different...."
>"... Eh, guys?"
Benjamin Davis
...
Asher Ortiz
they do that while watching American sports and wearing baseball hats (in the winter too).
Canadians really disgust me
Luke Martin
well watching sports that are all ice based does get boring.
football must look like another planet to your guys
Nolan Turner
her butt looks edible
Dylan Phillips
>pretend to be everything not American >dress like Americans >watch American sports like basketball, baseball, football, but NOT soccer, the sport the rest of the world watches. >Get beaten by the American team in their own sport: hockey.
Canadians are truly lame.
Asher Myers
it's okay, we don't even watch soccer. only our kids play it.
Evan Collins
>Wake up >Try to get suicided by cops >Get shot in the leg >Receive appropriate physical and psychological treatments for free
Juan Ward
We actually get a free membership to streaming BLACKED.com content as part of our CBC tax funding now.
Plus with the weed soon, things are gonna be extra sweet eh
Brayden Foster
please tell me this is true.
Hunter Collins
She was aiming for his head but women can't do anything right.
Levi Collins
Yeah they rolled it into part of "creating Canadian content" by the CRTC, as some of their scenes and locations are in Montreal & Toronto (big places for porn)
They said it's part of incorporating more diversity and multiculturalism into our society.
Asher Baker
Our state broadcaster encourages us to have an inferiority complex towards the US.
Carson Lewis
what's next? everyone has to get infected with mandatory HIV and herpes so tyrone and his hood don't feel ostracized?
Benjamin Myers
>wake up >attempt to leave bed >i can't >theres maple syrup holding me to it >"eh?" >remember i slept on a tree because the bull and my wife wanted some alone time
Luis White
Stupid, didn't even mention the morning Tims run, or the pre lunch Tims run, or the post lunch pre dinner Tims run.
Fucking burger.
Zachary Mitchell
>be German >go outside >see daughter and mother being raped in the street by Muhammad >don't intervene because that's racist
Cooper Gray
>be american >go to a drive-through >the medicine dr shekelstein prescribed made my shit so liquid i sharted myself serveral times while waiting for my turn >the dumb spic serving keeps saying "qué, qué?" when I ask or three bigmacs and some toilet paper >drive the two blocks home >too busy thinking aout BASED TRUMP, how the wall will save america, Saddams WMDs and 9/11 too notice a feral nigger walking up behind me >get shot
Joshua Nguyen
Well we have just passed laws to allow more gay blood donation, so if you get into a medical issue you'll get some nice fresh poz blood maybe...