>blocks your path
wat do
>blocks your path
wat do
JOY LANE JOY LANE
Put my plastic bag up to my head to shield myself from the bullet
fuckin kek
"Yo I don't know your bitch stupid nigger".
Then teleport behind him with my katana and say "Nothing personnel, kid"
ahahahaaaahahahahaahah
So sad but I can't help but laugh. Am I mentally unwell?
Pants down, don't shoot.
This is why we need guns.
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if you shoot me your mom will die in her sleep tonight and a scary looking girl will be under your bed with a chainsaw
niggas are superstitious so it might work
jej
you piece of shit
"blocks your path...." threads are one of the reasons /pol is turning into a shitstain on a cumber-bun. Sage this shit.
See kids, this is how you do an edgy joke
You don't just say
>HAWHAW nigr
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ill see your sage with a bump/ times are changing old man.
Stab him in the face with a screwdriver.
Taser 1st, if that doesn't work, then pepper gun, if that doesn't work warning shot in air with real pistol, I named deathbringer...I doubt he would start babbling after that. We need something similar to the KKK to come back and do the shit the cops can't or won't.
Why, Uncle Phil? Why?
"What are you gonna do, shoot me?" - shooting victim
Goddammit. Well done.
Stab him with bullets
Reload
Resume stabbing with bullets
>Deathbringer
What the fuck else would a gun bring? Toast?
I'd beat him up, I am a martial artist with over 300 street-fights under my belt, I know so many combos and attacks, he would quickly succumb to my elite and deadly flurries.
He'd be unconscious before his body hit the pavement, then i'd light a cigarette and walk away slowly, a warning to other niggers to fear me, the incarnation of death.
"deathbringer"
holy shit you are autistic
fuck. guess its time i get my CCW.
Top kek!
alright mufugga
u hav 2 options (n sheet)
option A be like dis savory bucket of kfc, a pack of newports and da holy koran cuz u muslim n shit
option B wud be 2 kill me
choose wisely mufugga
mufugga mufugga mufugga blip blip blip blooooo
((((smoke weed)))
...or something like that
yeah whetever go fuck yourself
Beat him to death. Simple.
6.4, 260, wrestled for a decade. Come at me dumb nigger. Let me show you why there are no blacks in the Balkans.
get shot
This. It all happened so fast though, would it even have done any good?
No, we must find humor in death. This way we have mastered death.
>gets shot
nice one, idiot
goddamn
What the hell would you even do in the situation that old dude was in? Tackle him and beat the shit out of him? Pepper spray?
Better to get shot while charging him than sitting to be executed.
get on my knees and suck his big black cock
spbp
JOY LANE
WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?
>drops soap