Blocks your path

>blocks your path

wat do

JOY LANE JOY LANE

Put my plastic bag up to my head to shield myself from the bullet

fuckin kek

"Yo I don't know your bitch stupid nigger".

Then teleport behind him with my katana and say "Nothing personnel, kid"

ahahahaaaahahahahaahah

So sad but I can't help but laugh. Am I mentally unwell?

Pants down, don't shoot.

This is why we need guns.

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if you shoot me your mom will die in her sleep tonight and a scary looking girl will be under your bed with a chainsaw

niggas are superstitious so it might work

jej

you piece of shit

"blocks your path...." threads are one of the reasons /pol is turning into a shitstain on a cumber-bun. Sage this shit.

See kids, this is how you do an edgy joke
You don't just say
>HAWHAW nigr

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ill see your sage with a bump/ times are changing old man.

Stab him in the face with a screwdriver.

Taser 1st, if that doesn't work, then pepper gun, if that doesn't work warning shot in air with real pistol, I named deathbringer...I doubt he would start babbling after that. We need something similar to the KKK to come back and do the shit the cops can't or won't.

Why, Uncle Phil? Why?

"What are you gonna do, shoot me?" - shooting victim

Goddammit. Well done.

Stab him with bullets

Reload

Resume stabbing with bullets

>Deathbringer
What the fuck else would a gun bring? Toast?

I'd beat him up, I am a martial artist with over 300 street-fights under my belt, I know so many combos and attacks, he would quickly succumb to my elite and deadly flurries.
He'd be unconscious before his body hit the pavement, then i'd light a cigarette and walk away slowly, a warning to other niggers to fear me, the incarnation of death.

"deathbringer"
holy shit you are autistic

fuck. guess its time i get my CCW.

Top kek!

alright mufugga

u hav 2 options (n sheet)

option A be like dis savory bucket of kfc, a pack of newports and da holy koran cuz u muslim n shit

option B wud be 2 kill me

choose wisely mufugga

mufugga mufugga mufugga blip blip blip blooooo
((((smoke weed)))

...or something like that
yeah whetever go fuck yourself

Beat him to death. Simple.

6.4, 260, wrestled for a decade. Come at me dumb nigger. Let me show you why there are no blacks in the Balkans.

get shot

This. It all happened so fast though, would it even have done any good?

No, we must find humor in death. This way we have mastered death.

>gets shot

nice one, idiot

goddamn

What the hell would you even do in the situation that old dude was in? Tackle him and beat the shit out of him? Pepper spray?

Better to get shot while charging him than sitting to be executed.

get on my knees and suck his big black cock

spbp

JOY LANE

WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?

>drops soap