Be American

>Be American

>Get fat

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you must be proud

>Be Canadian

>Be Canadian

freedom is a hard choice

Which is better

Maple syrup or Honey?

You burgers should start eating vegan burgers instead or, better yet, a whole grain vegan diet.

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>Be american

>Get shot by a nigger

like pottery

>be American
>don't starve

My this is a comfy painting

One is properly hard-boiled and the other is just fuckin destroyed.

>be american
>lose war

Nigger you just boiled the one on the right too long, get a fucking watch.

They're pretty much the same thing in the US anyway.

I'm vegan btw.

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>Be Canadian
>Get blown up

>be american
>be brown

>Be Swede

>Be Spanish
>Get beheaded by sandnigger OR regular nigger

Nobody cares

>be swedish
>get raped

FAKENEWS - BOILED DIFFERENTLY, KYS

Hold up Jose. I'm pretty sure you have overtaken McDonalds inside Wally World

This captures the problem with the American diet well. The majority of those boxes is stuffed with corn syrup and high glycemic sugars.

>be Irish
>lose potatoes and starve to death

>be Irish
>get smashed by the British for several hundred years

>be irish
>lose every historical war against other nations

>Have no self control

>Get fat

>Be Canadian

>Be Irrelevant

Show me the latest Spaniard killed by a sandnigger OR a regular nigger, then I'll show you the latest American killed by a nigger.

>be american
>lose internet argument

we control the internet, we control your minds

yeah big deal

Live life fat and happy. Can't beat it.

>be Spanish
>have massive unemployment rate
Fix your economy you moorish cunt

>be canadian
>be mad because considered less of a human than a jew.

Dont be so intolerant of their culture.

>be Irish
>never produce anything worthwhile to civilization

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>Americans have lost a war besides Vietnam

American cuisine implies a lot of tasty stuff, so they want to eat just for the taste. Eat one burger, want another.

American doctors caused heroin epidemic by subscribing patients dangerous painkillers, same stuff with American food industry. The industry wants to sell food.

>Be a nigger
>Get shot

>be american
>actively destroy western civilisation

>Being a NEET is something bad now

Cute wagecuk is CUTE.

The probability of getting raped is greatly exaggerated.

>canada
>not fat

choose only one

>be irish
>be alcoholic ape

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>be Swedish
>deny massive rape crisis
SWEDEN YES!

>There are faggots who pass this shit around, actually believing it

>be german
>start major war
>lose war

>be american
>get aids

Well played, sir. Well played.

>click thumbnail to see what kind of burg it is
>don't read shit, close thread

Hmmm

You aren't even trying now are you?

>be baby
>born in america
>dick mutilated in ancient satanic blood letting pedophile baby cock sucking jew ritual
>probably given a jew bible name
>feet and hands are stamped and i'm given a slave number, social security.
>fed genetically engineered, herbicide, pesticide covered food from dead overused soil with no minerals or micro-nutrients.
>parents are baby boomer consumerist authority appealing cuck trash who have no wholistic view on their own life, yet alone the fate of humanity if we continue our current state.
>public education, never taught how to properly use history to make yourself a better person, never taught objective morality, never taught how to defend myself or make food or clean drinking water.
>get out of school with no useful abilities except miscellaneous retarded shit that barely makes you worthy of picking up a part time shit job.

if you think you don't live in hell, you are deluded. whites are on their last breath and the jew has their boot on our throat, the last thing we have is the second amendment to purge the trash from our lands. quiet wars require quiet weapons. mind control is the most devastating weapon to white man, but it is also his most powerful tool if he reprograms his conscience to truth to become a living representation of god. authority is the enemy.

Be Vegan, destroy millions of acres of woodlands so you can grow lettuce.

honey, i'd be vegan if honey didn't exist

>Go to school
>Get shot
>Go to the movies
>Get shot
>Call suicide hotline
>Get shot

Cry some more faggot you dont like it leave, i dont like kikes either but im not a whiney little faggot like you this country is a great place to live, tons of sluts, tons of money to be made, and lots of freedoms to be had. Go get laid autistic emo fag.

True words brother. Nice Easter to ya.

this

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>tfw you're a chubby chaser in the US

>because i set out our current set of determinant problems from birth to graduation i'm an "emo autistic fag"

it was in response to OP, not you. if you have a problem with the message keep it to yourself nigger. i know this is the best country in the world. i will stay here until the day i die and if it kills me defending whats right i'll do it. if you think you can talk down to others, especially me about what rights are you are hitting the wrong guy.

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>be French
>surrender

In my experience you are not wrong.

day of the rake when