What's the best painless suicide method? One that won't leave much cleanup

What's the best painless suicide method? One that won't leave much cleanup.

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old age

carbon monoxide poisoning

Flying a plane into Mecca

mescaline overdose.

Death by snu-snu.

Syringe of potassium chloride.

Nitrous oxide

with no survivors

jump into lava pool you wont leave a body for others to clean up

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Don't do it, faggot

hose and car, its really that simple

or a vat of acid

>Lithuania

What did those commies do to you people?

this

This.

why would you give a fuck about leaving a mess? fuck you loser I hope you live to be 150 years old and never experience happiness for the rest of your life.

okay, do this

>go to cemetery
>find empty grave
>dig hole
>climb in
>bury yourself
>morning comes
>they lower coffin
>fill with dirt
>no one will ever know you're there.

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But seriously OP, just kill some sand niggers in Syria as a volunteer or something.

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Order body bag
Choose method
Pills-poison-gloceroo-razor blades
Zip up self in bag
Apply method de suicide
Make sure you set up your automated i killed myself message
On all social media platforms

If your found early

Make sure you cause some oy veys on your way out.

yup, just turn on your car in your garage and leave the door closed

put on your favourite tunes and wait! you will be done soon! and its just like going to sleep!

TO

A lot of far northern countries with alcohol issues are depressed. The decades of humiliation and repression under Soviet rule didn't help though. Look up the Rainiai massacre.

This.

FUCKERINO

this

Put a plastic bag over your head.

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>plantigrade
kys
oh wait
carry on

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Golden Gate Bridge in SF. buy one way ticket. jump. your body gets eaten by sharks. hurry before they finish the fucking net.

self immolation is the patricians choice

Why not just become a soldier of fortune? Go to some shithole and fight for some cause you don't believe in. You get to shoot some people and visit new places. If you die well you wanted that anyways. At least it is interesting.

>What is a catalytic converter.

You're a fucking idiot. This won't kill you.

Either carbon monoxide or carbon dioxide poisoning. CO2 is easier to get a hold of and the tank and regulator can be purchased without too many questions. You need to find somewhere you won't be disturbed for about 30 minutes but you will become unconscious in about 5 minutes. The biggest thing to get over will be the initial feeling that you are not breathing air. There are a few good things on you tube about this subject. Obviously you should seek counselling before you start the process but you get told that so often that it becomes meaningless after awhile. As a bi polar middle aged man where counselling and medication doesn't work I am getting these things together slowly so no one becomes suspicious. Good luck.

>go to some African shithole
>become a mercenary
>get captured by rebel soldiers
>torture you for months
>die in agony
No thanks, desu.

This. If you're going to dedicate your life to killing yourself, at least do something useful in the process.

>suicidal teenagers on the internet now literally hijack vehicles and planes, and blow themselves up at the nearest conglomerate of jews, muslims and liberals
Well now, it'd make it all ok if their last word was ''nothing personell, kids''

Yup, this is the best way. Painless, cheap, and very effective. Do it, OP

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starve your self to death

Muslims have been doing it for years. It would be a nice irony to turn it on them with our own suicidal youth.

False, this one can have awful effects if it goes wrong (brain damage etc)

Just don't kill yourself unless you can get euthanasia, almost all methods are flawed

this, you must find a way OP

hypoxia

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Lost at Sea is best.
>cruise liner
>overboard off the stern at night
>no body, no cleanup

Nah, not everything will dissolve. They'll still have to clean the foul smelling sludge.

This

Or just od on injected heroin or other stuff
(Do not try ingested material, you probably survive)

That can be pretty messy

They expect one of us in the wreckage brother.

I would guess it would be a BAN BY MODS THAT DON'T DO THEIR FUCKING JOB PRUNING Sup Forums TIER THREADS.

Completing the self authoring program

I saw where a dude took 100ft of steel cable tied one end to a concrete post broke the back window out of his car and tried the other side around his neck. Then he floored it

Shove a potato up your ass. Keep pushing until death (it might take a while). If no potato is available, horse cocks can work.

Don't do it though shit always gets better. You just have to change your outlook on life. Maybe a change of scenery

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Have we started the fire?

Jerk off until you die of dehydration.

H-holy shit.

I came here for bunny porn and I am extremely disappointed
What's going on

Yes. The fire rises.

It doesn't get any easier, but isn't that why it's so fun? How do you people not derive happiness from uncertainty and misfortune?

If you kill yourself, imagine everything you're going to miss.

>999
Yes. The fire rises.

Watching anime, playing video games, staying virgin, and eating cheetos with mountain dew 24/7 in mom's basement.

You're doing great, user!

fucking sick

a friend of mine once asked this question.
He was successful.

But too successful, no one found him for a few days. It was summer. He probably didn't think his corpse would explode from decomposing but it did. And he probably figured the cops would clean it all up but they actually don't do that great of a job and then when your family is cutting out the carpets in your apartment they find chunks of your flesh in weird places even though you found a peaceful clean way to kill yourself with no mess.

Don't do it user, life gets better. And even if it doesn't, this is not your gift to return.

Someone shit in your cornflakes this morning?

If you're gonna go out, go out in the messiest way possible.
You could blow all your money on hookers and drugs then go on an arson spree burning down the houses of people you don't like then take out a couple cops with you as they gun you down.
Think big.

Listen to your compatriot, OP. He got a full house + 1488.

Join Antifa and introduce yourself to Stickman?

WHY BONER