Be me

>be me
>sit in class
>throw paperball at USA
>he turns around
>looks
>does nothing
>mfw

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>later USA grabs his goon buddies Russia and China
>they kick the shit out of NK behind the school
>NKs brother SK watches

>be proud samurai
>attack USA
>gets nuked
>now a beta faggot watching anime
>mfw

>be Australia
>walking home from school one day
>see Germany's house
>hear something about Mr. Germany dying in war
>about to pay my respects to Mrs. Germany
>she's getting gangbanged by Mr. Africa and his 20 buddies as well as Mr. Syria and his Religious Network

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>implying the paper ball even made it that far

>be hungry british peasant
>steal chicken
>queen sents you to big Alcatraz full of poisonous animals
>start a war with big birds
>loose war
>mfw

>be Canada
eh idk

wnd.com/2016/04/emp-alert-2-n-korean-satellites-now-orbit-over-u-s/

>launch 2 satelites fly over US
>can block their whole cities wit EMPĀ“s
>have no electricity
>no internet
>no more shitposting
>mfw

>dozen years later, spend all my money on buying nukes
>nuke breeding ground of emus
>big bird population almost extinct in Australia now
>keep using their breeding grounds as weapons testing sites for years to come

>be nork supreme dictator
>party makes endless stream of propaganda
>start to believe propaganda to the point of trying to start war with ebil captilist usa

>be Vietnam
>get attacked by America for no reasons
>arm farmers, women and kids with sharpened bamboo
>win war

Bulls don't actually have benis and ballpark like that. It actually comes out where you'd think the belly button would be located.

Ballsack*

>>be Vietnam
>>get attacked by America for no reasons
>>arm farmers, women and kids with sharpened bamboo
>>win war

Be South Vietnam
Be attacked by commies
Be completely forgotten
:(

Calling bullshit on "muh emp satellites"

We don't even have a functional EMP weapon.

>Have nuclear testing sites with radioactive winds causing cancer to people in northern Victoria
>don't even have nuclear weapons

>be America
>turn vietnam into a replica of the moon and dump chemical agents that are still fucking up children to this day
>get bored and leave

lel

i want that weapon!

>guy on the left is like "my kids are in prison because of this man"

i will keep that in mind when i want to draw bestiality starring statues and little girls

It's okay, we're united now, brother ;_;

yeah-yeah, and it's really a rather thin spiky thing. I also lived on a farm. I don't think the ''artist'' went for realistic simply because realistic would be boring.

>big brother china one day throws his books in the air
>yells he's had enough
>he tells me to piss off
>he walks away
>USA sees all this
>USA's eyes lock with mine
>USA has not blinked for the last 15 minutes

>Be Germany strong and proud
>Lose a fight
>Pick yourself up and fight again
>Get ass kicked so hard you start putting on wig and bending over for foreign men

>We don't even have a functional EMP weapon.
we know
nchv.org/index.php/news/media/background_and_statistics/
>be american patriot
>fight for the interest of other country
>get shell shoked
>come home
>cant pay 765 454 $ medical bill(muh capitalism)
>become homeless bum nobody take care off
>drink himself to death or get shot by muslim
>mfw

>USA shoots up the whole school next day

You can detonate a nuke in the stratosphere for a widespread emp effect, no prob.
Non-nuclear EMP are bit of a problem, though they are in RnD.

>be me
>studying in class
>hear something behind me
>look to see what it is
>the dumb kid is trying to throw a paper ball at me but it is hitting himself in the face
>mfw

>Be Germany
>Lose WWII for the axis to conventional weapons (wwwwww)
>Now both continents are ruined

Germany is a dog of america just like south korea and japan. They bark and master is pleased.

>You will never live in a city so orderly it's like a theme park

That's that unpopulated island of their southern counterpart. They were flipping a pin, while sitting edgily in the corner, so we're crossing to the other side of the room to noogie them.

>trying to start a war
Let's not pretend to be stupid, now.

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The high altitude nuclear weapon EMP is more theoretical than anything. The math works, but nobody, to my knowledge, has ever tried it because it would be so disruptive and could spread fallout over a large area. Newt "Moonbase" Gingrich got really obsessed with the idea for a while in the 90s

I wouldn't think that such a small country would have room for cows. Do you do bullriding over there?

compensating for something kim?

>call himself democracy
>gets 4 million votes less then the other candidate
>make 4 promises
>flip flop
>do exactly what the other candidate told to do
>betrait his voterbase
>still is president

This building is a nuke right?

>north korea throws paper ball at usa
>uncrumples and lands on floor as sheet of paper

>be Canada
>brother U.S.A belligerently shouts that he's going to break into my room
>call daddy Britain
>dad beats the shit out of brother when he tries to get in my room
>mfw I forever pretend that I totally beat up my bro without my dad helping

Look up Starfish Prime- nuke detonated over Pacific EMPd Hawaii

isn't that tower completely empty? like not even any rooms or furniture

>china now our friends

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Underrated

look here

Does my flag threaten you, dear leader?

youtube.com/watch?v=CXPADwU05OQ
can this be our flight of valkyries into nk territory?

Whores can make you only horny.