Be british

>be british
>insult a muslim on twitter
>get arrested
>insult a protestant on the train
>get arrested

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good old glasgow...call a guy a fenian or a hun and you get a longer sentence than if you actually stabbed him.

Thank god we don't live in britain.

what exactly are they trying to avoid with these rules

>HM Prison
>Not Xir
britain no

They don't mention prison, so who knows where they'll end up ?

So did Britain just never drop DORA and now uses it for leftist purposes? How much free speech do you guys actually have?

>you could get a 5 year prison sentence and a criminal record

None. The government can effectively choose to prosecute anything. Usually they don't, so they aren't as bad as Germany, but they can.

Grape Drank Britain.

You guys are so fucked you make whores look like virgins.

This can't be real

What?

You can't even call some cunt a hun piece of shit nowadays? Would you actually get in trouble for saying that?

This can't be real. You guys can't be THAT gay.

>be australian
>trying to post a thread
>gets saged instead
Sage.

Why does Britain like big brother type ads so much? Don't they realise how creepy they are?

>You guys can't be THAT gay.

It's the UK. They absolutely can.

They thought Orwell and Huxley were writing instruction manuals.

Yep, lots of anti sectarian laws mainly targetting glasgow because of rangers and celtic. Sining the billy boys or the ibrox disaster song gets you like 10+ years and a massive fine.

It's fucking insane.

And it's only going to get worse when the SNP and their Irish Republicans flood the city council in May.
Not flying a tricolour and paying respect to the provos will be enough to get Police State Scotland knocking at the door.

>Scotland

Resident here, moving soon. The police act like fucking terminators, God forbid you have the bants with your mates and say something vaguely sectarian or they'll take great pleasure in taking you down

Ausfag trying to shitpost but for once it's not Musims they're "protecting" with this, just rectally devastated huns/fenians

>maybe they have a life

kek

>make the wrong sounds with your mouth and vocal cords and we will put you in a cage for 5 years

what did they mean by this?

They've been enabled to turn into Terminators with the merger of all regional forces. They're coming for British Transport Police next.

Putting 20yr old jumped up Glaswegian ned cops to all corners of Scotland. Allowing them to open-carry guns and giving them the vaguest fucking remit to beatdown on anyone they want. Racial breach of the peace, sectarianism etc.

It's a shithole.

Admitting that most terrorists are Muslim.

Ever since they made the police a nationwide force it has been little more than sturgeons gestapo...

Half of them are neds anyway, you only need like 2 gcses at any pass level to get in.

We need to resurrect silitoe, he'll sort it out.

Yeah actually Lothian police were relatively bro-tier by comparison, it's only since Weegie pigs have taken over the whole thing that they've gone full terminator.

Never known someone decent to go into the cops though, only scummy neds, so that might explain a bit of it.

Correct. When Sturgeon falls off her high horse the police will too - they're entering this tax year with a £50mn deficit and a 20% VAT bill. Unsustainable.

The U.K. will transform into HL2 in a few years

i have heard this even from Edinburgh cops who have repeated just what you've said.

There is something wrong with Glasgow, and I think it's all the Irish potatonigger blood they have in them

I'm Glaswegian myself but there's no doubt the potato blood has infected this city.
North Lanarkshire council last year wanted to take off the Union Jack for the centenary of the Somme and replace it with a tricolour to remember Easter Sunday.
They were voted down because there were enough Labour councillors but after May the Glasgow and West councils will be overrun by Irish Republican/Scottish Nationalists.

>Be British newfag
>Try to sage a thread while posting an image

What exactly is 'sectarian language'?
Help a bro out. This is really confusing me.

Anything against foreigners or different races is racist.

If you are in Glasgow and SCottish the chances are you are either descended from a.) Glasgow or b.) Ireland and migrated to Glasgow ~ 100 years ago.

These 2 sides are incredibly divided and rally behind their football teams and therefore have songs and insults etc. That is Sectarian language.

The same as Prods/Catholics insults in N Ireland.

Essentially words used by Catholics and protestants / Irish and British people to insult each other. Words like...

Hun, Fenian etc..


And various football team related chants.

As someone who has lived in Scotland their entire life it amazes me this kind of stuff still even happens.

Glasgow: No Mean City. read it

British police still keeps track on protestant/catholic ratio of it's recruits. Also people give them shit for being a nanny state but in a way it's justified since their lower classes (they have classes btw) will shit in swimming pools if no one tells them not to.

Unemployed """"Irish"""" mostly Catholic Glaswegians versus unemployed British Protestant Glaswegians (who, whilst equally scummy, are at least on the right island) hurling religious based insults at each other, also there's two football teams, one associated with each side.

Glasgow needs to be fucking nuked, thank God they have Faslane on that side of the country

>jimmy kimmel does mean tweets segment for UK celebrities
>5 arrest warrants are immediately issued

Kek

are these real or just memes?

see for yourself

twitter.com/GreaterGlasgPol/status/848189815971622912

What happens to an Atheist who says he thinks all the religions are shit? Life in prison?

Sorry but I'm not getting why Irish nationalism is a thing in Scotland, to the point where they want to fly the tricolour in Great Britain. That sounds vaguely imperialistic. Wot

burnt at the stake

The local gov want to turn the country into a shithole secular one-party state. Atheism is arite if it means rejecting constitutional monarchy.

How much sectarianism is there in England itself? My grandmother came from Sunderland as a 7 year old but was disowned by her family here for marrying a catholic in the '40s, does anything like that still happen?

Nothing because you're not a fucking victim, you're not an underdog, the establishment agrees with you, and atheism isn't edgy.

>Scottish

heraldscotland.com/news/14271136.Scots_council_agrees_to_fly_Irish_Tricolour_for_Easter_1916_anniversary_amid_fears_of_backlash/

>Scots-based Irish Republican group Cairde na hEireann for the flag to be flown from civic buildings to mark the 100th anniversary of the Easter Rising

Cairde na hEireann are IRA pieces of shit.

None, this is Scotland.

>be British
>go for bike ride
>get arrested on weapon charges.

is that a head unit?

>Tell Scotsman to get fucked
>Get arrested by the anglo police

Fucking eternal anglos man

>what is stolen goods

>Scotland is now a single-party police state
Wew lad, imagine how much worse it would be if you were independent

>Doesn't directly post to brit posters anymore after one of them went on IRC and cried to the mods until they gave me a GR3 ban for calling them a faggot the other day.

Hahahaha is this fucking real? Fuck Europe and fuck the U.K. and fuck every country that isn't America. You faggots LARP about how the US doesn't have free speech and how we aren't really free but at least we can talk shit about Muslim terrorists on twitter or voice negative opinions about refugees in public without going to jail

Scottish policing is devolved, they introduced this themselves you fucking retard.

You don't have free speech because somebody might say mean things to you. Which is the same as censorship.

>Fuck Scotland*
I agree, fuck them.

>Lost my mom to a bike wheel

fool its an assault head unit

It's all you Irish bastards fault anyway

it says it was from a weapons sweep retard

>u.k flag

oh....

Bullshit. We can say whatever we want without getting arrested. Some faggots getting offended, or some social media site banning you for offensive language on their own private platform, is not the same as legal repercussions

Don't forget that guy who didn't want to pay for a photograph of a bus in his own personal project, so he took his own picture of a bus and was successfully sued.

>nil by mouth

lol, oh man, I feel bad for you bongs, you don't even have free speech over there

I was being nuanced and backing up what you said.
>burgering this hard

...

You guys need licenses for ANY airguns? As if you can injure someone with a 12ftlb air rifle. Why not ban hammers lol, they can do more damage.

...

I can go into a hunting shop anywhere in England and buy a compound bow/air rifle without licence...

Scots are fucking pathetic and we get tarred with their cuck brush.

Lol m2k

Jesus Christ wtf happened to Scotland?
I have an air rifle and no licence. Gardai couldn't give a shit.

Don't forget to say the Lord's Prayer before the 6 o'clock news

You said "you don't have free speech". That could easily be taken as "you Americans" when talking to an American who just made claims about American free speech. You worded it poorly but that's okay. Thank you for your solidarity.

>be british
>cook some nice toast
>about to spread some butter on toast
>door kicked in and arrested

That fucking weather is just not good, imagine living in a country where it's always grey and cloudy.

>le UK weapon sweep meme.
Seriously. they can own guns just like the rest of us. pic related.

rbamfordguns.co.uk/webpages/all_guns.htm

Actually British weather is schizophrenic. It was like mid summer two days ago and today it's grey and miserable.

That's an assault spoon mate, dangerous stuff.

to be fair about the air guns cucknada requires you have a non restricted firearm license in order to possess air guns capable of firing faster than 500fps.

ING SOC af

It's your fucking ilk that caused this. Constantly bleating about 'muh anti Irish racism', laws were created to protect the fenians. But it has backfired big time.

>spend potentially thousands on an ad attacking 5 households, trying to seem scary.
>gets spray painted and laughed at
You cannot oppress the British, we laugh in the faces of those that try.

Some fat drug dealer's baby got shot with an air-rifle on some shitty council estate and died.S

So the SNP did what the SNP does when someone on the dole cries about the "wee bairns" and pushed through a bunch of unnecessary virtue-signalling legislation.

Cucks lol.

>mfw our weather should be about 5-6C in Feb
>mfw it was hotter than Spain
The heat needs to fuck off and stay gone!

>assault looking at people

Fuck them all.

Also ignore the date, this shit was not a joke.

bit late for that m8

>Cucks lol.
You can buy cutlery here without getting carded and worrying about potential concealed weapon charges when carrying it home.

You can buy semi-automatic center-fire rifles here. (Pro tip: You can't).

Make sure you think government-approved thoughts!

>Scots-based Irish Republican group

why.png

Scotland has the potential to be a good country, too bad it's been bogged down by nanny state trash and the nationalist movement. I like visiting but I get why people leave.

Yeah they're trying that shit in the south, they try it constantly. They tried to ban shotguns because of Raoul Moat but they failed, now they're trying because some drug dealer couple shot a baby and they are petitioning to have licences put on air rifles but it won't work, more people buy guns in England than the rest of the country so more money is made, thus more lobbying power to have these laws resisted.

telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/01/30/crying-toddler-shot-air-rifle-shut/

The worst part was all the normies where I live sharing that shit on Facebook like it was some kind of great and virtuous thing.

You're cucks. Deal with it.

>Lisa Simpson independent thought alarm.JPG

You need a licence for that air.

>They send a guy round with a clipboard
>he knocks on your door, and says he has a right to enter your house to check for tv
>he has no right to do that
>you tell him to leave
>he either leaves or has shit fit
>if he tards out you call the police and the escort him off your land
Pretty fun, especially when you don't have a tv and need some irl entertainment.

That poor bastard got a tiny pellet in his leg, must have died instantly.

UK is most sectarian Muslim nation.

It keeps the muslims away. Tell us again what they have on channel 4?