>go to local supermarket
>leave
>15 mins later a fucking plane falls on it, crashing with no survivors
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
I WANT TO GET OFF MR KEKS WILD RIDE
dailymail.co.uk
Go to local supermarket
Dominic Campbell
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Ethan Sullivan
Buy like 50 lottery tickets boi
Angel Hill
Bane?
Leo Hill
Portufall
Liam White
final destination has commenced, portugalbro.
Luis Howard
This is a paradox you were supposed to die in that grocery store
Now death will find you
May kek will it
Ayden Russell
Damn, why didn't you spend some more time there
Carson Green
They didn't fly so good!
Cooper Bell
lucky bastard, enjoy your life.
You better do something useful with it instead of browsing Sup Forums all day
Lucas Long
What was the volume of the passengers on board?
Was there one passenger who displaced a particularly large amount of volume?
What about their mass????
Sebastian Watson
you can probably suck your own dick now
William Hernandez
the reaper is calling you
Ryder Wood
...
Leo Torres
>Plane started a massive fire that's rising as we speak
>Crashed in lidl, the opposite of big.
>Pilot was French, where the les Bain's plane crash happened.
user, you're scaring me.
Ayden Harris
any big guys on board?
Jonathan Rivera
This could happen to your house, you could be shitposting on Sup Forums one moment and a charred corpse the next.
Isaiah Robinson
>mfw you were spared death because you may be the next hitler
Owen Allen
Lidl is based, cheap prices but the stores look like homeless shelters, dirty af. Also they have kinda shitty selection of products other than their own cheap brands.
Jonathan Allen
This.
Jace Robinson
>shopping in Lidl
>being that poor
Noah Rivera
They also did an ad campaign which joked on transgender people lately when they changed their milk brand's name in Finland.
Commies got so butthurt.
Austin Jackson
Fucking Swiss taliban.
Coalition invasion of Switzerland when?
Julian Robinson
was leaving the supermarket part of your plan?
James Anderson
HAVE WE STARTED THE FIRE?
Ayden Robinson
The fire rises, my brother.
Caleb Perry
something similar happened to me back then
>go to bank in the middle of bumfuck nowhere
>its closed
>"thats weird, why is it closed. whatever lets go to the next one"
>next day, we learned that it got robbed
>manager, all the staff and security, a few civilians dead
>mfw remembering some guy was standing outside of the place while I was parked there
Angel Cox
Fpbp!
Jason Davis
Did you miss
>poortugal
?
Joseph Davis
>leave house five minutes to buy Ramen
>plane crashes into supermarket on way home
>immediately post on Sup Forums
Don't hold your breath.
Mason Wilson
>no 4u ids in this thread
Jeremiah Clark
>4 swiss and a french on fire
fondue time
Benjamin Parker
'exploding in mid-air'
Allahu Akbar
Blake Richardson
It's a lidl, it will regrow.
Blake Martin
sides
Julian Butler
>It's a lidl, it will regrow.
Easton Williams
...
Wyatt Bailey
Was the plane missing it's wings and had a huge hole in the back?
Levi Williams
>be Portuguese
>plane falls on you
Leo Cruz
Does this mean that you're going to learn to seize the moment and live your life to the fullest?
Carter Diaz
>Trying to force meme magic to be at play when it clearly is not
Sad.
>A-user your scaring me!
Back to Rëddit and don't come back.
Thomas Reed
>Plan to go to dream world with a few mates (Aussie theme park for you foreigners)
>Suddenly a week before we were supposed to go like 4 people get fucking maimed by one of the rides
Levi Foster
Post receipt
Colton Murphy
>trusting complex mechanial rides that are maintained by nothing more than gypsy scum and le invisible hand meme.
Michael Jenkins
You have missed death this time user.
Jonathan Richardson
Man same thing happened to me
>be me
>early morning
>going to shop to get milk and bread
>walk across busy street to get there
>get to the other side of road
>look back
>pedestrian light is now red
>cars start zooming pass
I was just there
Kevin Evans
>When you're so infected by memes your body starts acting like a meme magnet
Jace Hernandez
Fuuck same
>Be me
>Be 4
>In New York for uncle's wedding
>Visiting world trade centre
>Two weeks later, planes crash into the very same building and kill 3000 people
Bentley Walker
I was going to get some food from lidl but now I'm fucking nervous
Ethan Moore
well, are you a lidl guy or a big guy?
Sebastian Morris
FUUCCK me too
>with friends at a cottage
>drinking, having fun
>someone brought fucking meth
>decide to try it
>wake up next morning with few memories of last night
>I killed 5 people
So close!
Blake Martinez
This. They are so dumb and dangerous.
Dylan Hernandez
>10 year-old killed on water slide
kansascity.com
>no fucks given because no money given to the water park jew
Isaac Clark
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