We're marooned on a small island, in an endless sea edition

>God would have voted Leave - May
theguardian.com/politics/2017/apr/16/campbell-attacks-mays-easter-message-to-nation
archive.is/Ytpwb

>UK government shielding Tony Blair from prosecution over Iraq
theguardian.com/politics/2017/apr/16/uk-attorney-general-in-bid-to-block-case-against-tony-blair-over-iraq-war
archive.is/gFfLn

>UK property bubble on buy-to-let lifeline
propertywire.com/news/uk/uk-landlords-buying-limited-company-ever-due-tax-change/
archive.is/yHfLl

>Who will serve us our coffee in Pret? Barista-visas offer metrolpolitan elite a glimmer of hope
thesun.co.uk/news/3345015/home-secretary-amber-rudd-wants-to-introduce-new-barista-visas-to-ensure-coffee-shops-and-pubs-are-still-fully-staffed-after-brexit/
archive.is/cCkWS

>Row in club escalates to acid attack
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4417752/At-12-clubbers-suffer-BURNS-east-London-bar.html
archive.is/SXnom

>UK's role in the global corruption complex
ukcolumn.org/article/were-all-together
archive.is/nvhMP

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>www.bbc.co.uk/radio/player/bbc_radio_nan_gaidheal

Comfy

frist

>tfw Theresa May is Blair 3.0

Big Soup.

>one month with a cigarette
Get on my level senpai your lungs will feel so much nicer

Ready for the rape soon lads? After this your anus will need some massage oil!

>Not Thatcher 6.0

>10% (-1)

So now that the UKIP threat is withering away, will shariah may open Britain up to diversement from mass refugee intake like in Germany and Sweden?

non-smoker here

how did your lungs feel worse? was there a lot of resistance when you breathe in/out?

touche

mfw OP references slam by pendulum

Why are Templars always portrayed as the bad guys?

Are they?

It's more than likely true. The Stuxnet virus was exactly that as well.
The media were shitting on NK just after it happened making him and all of NK out to be buffoons. That's just not the case.
I'm very much sympathetic to Kim, to be completely honest with you.

From NK's perspective, the west is rallying against them from every angle.
EVEN IF all of the medias coverage on NK's runaways is true, even if what they say is true, even if the majority of NK is starving/brainwashed/whatever... What does that have to do with us?

It's Kim's country, it's their country (the people of NK)... if they do not like the current rule, or the way life is for them, they should revolt, they should not rely on western intervention. Nor should we get involved.
The reality is, for whatever reason, the west is getting involved in another countries problems once again, trying to play world police. There is probably something in it for the US for them to be so aggressive recently.

Kim is trying to acquire nukes... the west does not want this to happen. We're the hypocrites in this scenario however you look at it. Kim isn't some madman the media makes him out to be otherwise he'd be at war already. He's simply trying to play catch up. He's still 50+ years behind if he develops nuclear warheads.

Kim did nothing wrong.

When you smoke your lungs just take less power out of the air. It lowers your endurance stat.

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Name an example

Meant for

Unable to escape

Not having Brit/pol/ in the heading so I can't searching for the thread.

REEEEEEEEEEEe

>wanting a communist dictator to have nuclear weapons
why?

I FUCKING HATE BLAIR AND HIS RETARDED FUCKING FACE REEEEEE

>wanting a non-white dictator to have nuclear weapons
why?

>Not having Brit/pol/ in the heading so I can't searching for the thread.

Some thread starters, maybe not this one, but some of them used to do this on purpose for some utterly bizarre reason.

How are those house prices, sporty?

The way the NK missile splashed indicated to media observers that external influences were at play. Either hacked or brought down technologically.

NK is a convenience dictatorship for China, a perfect enemy for a booming S.Korea and a great punching bag for Western media and US cuck'd military.

this, no Brit/pol/ in title, however, it'll be easy enough to find.
was the 4th or 5th attempt due to title field length

More mucus production in the throat, it's gone back to non-smokers levels now ive stopped after smoking for 5 years.

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>It only took 1 government to ruin Britain

Interestingly, quite a few members of the Rothschild family are all heavy smokers. As are many of the Billionaire elite. James Simons is another well known heavy smoker.

Also, interestingly, nicotine is a nootropic.
>Nicotine – A meta-analysis of 41 double-blind, placebo-controlled studies concluded that nicotine or smoking had significant positive effects on aspects of fine motor abilities, alerting and orienting attention, and episodic and working memory[40]
>A 2015 review noted that stimulation of the α4β2 nicotinic receptor is responsible for certain improvements in attentional performance;[41]

Now isn't that just quacking crazy, Jimbo?

BALIRED

if trump goes to war with north korea will uk get dragged into it ?

if so, what do we do with their embassy in london

>theguardian.com/politics/2017/apr/16/campbell-attacks-mays-easter-message-to-nation
Oh fuck off campbell you fedora tipping blairite cunt, the Queen voted to leave and the Queen is God's representative to the British people

>Fires test missiles towards Japan
>The only country to have been nuked
>The only foreign country to try fully hard enough to reach the prestige of western nations
>Had their military limited hugely after WW2
>Expect Japan not to be pissed and asking Trump to smash your shit
>Expect everyone else to not crave the smashing of your shit

Burn it to the ground, as we should with the Chinese, Vietnamese, Cuban and Laotian embassies.

We should not have the red menace on English soil

>the Queen is God's representative to the British people

The Church of England was a mistake

What did he mean by this, lads?

>god would have voted leave.
Actually since her God is a jew it's probably not the case.

Yeah. because Catholics aren't completely fucking degenerate. Right?

nice and high
slump coming soon though
will buy more then

It's only a detached hose in a London suburb, just sell it to someone else

I'm gonna find you.

Anyone here know of any good dominatrixes in the West Riding area?

10 good boy points to whoever can do an analysis of memes in the style of Bowden

The Catholic Church opposes gay marriage and refuses to ordain women unlike a certain CofE

>accidentally kick football in to north korean embassy

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WHO WOULD BE SERVING OUR COFFEE IN PRÉT?
youtube.com/watch?v=y24VBzlAU_g

Also, just had a great idea to collapse the UK housing bubble.

>All of Sup Forums and pals, book up to 10 viewings with each estate agent in your town
>Wear your best suit / school uniform etc.
>Pose as a young 20-something who has "inherited" or "come-by" a lot of money
>Ask to see the houses that offer a bit of extra room, a pool or something more luxurious
>Give false details
>Pose as an interested buyer and make offers, say you have no chain
>Never fulfill an offer, tease out the process, go silent, confirm your interest

If we can clog up the housing market for a couple of weeks, we can grind it to a halt and haemmorage house prices. That way we can then afford to buy shit-tier housing and live our lives as human beings.

Come get me, lad.

Fuck sake, sort yourself out lad...Somebody post hitchens.

I don't care if he does or doesn't. I just find it highly hypocritical. Who are we to play world police? That's my main concern. The people of NK should revolt if they don't like it.
As I said, he's not some madman the media has made him out to be. He probably plays up to it though now that he's portrayed that way.
I just find it funny how people disregard everything the media has to say about certain things, but then others that are equally as likely to be exaggerated bullshit, they eat up without a thought.

Answer me this, are NK the only nation to fire test missiles in the direction of another country? I don't think so.
People hate NK because they've eaten up the medias representation of Kim and the "starving population", who still haven't revolted. Hmm.
The US has something to gain by being so aggressive with them recently. Perhaps if NK does develop the ability to build nukes, then they force themselves to have a seat at some table, which the US or one of it's allies does not want to happen (for whatever reason).

Cherrypick all you like, but you can't deny Protestanism is the faith of capitalism and Catholicism is the religion of communism

desu we should put the USA embassy in a shitty town house in liverpool

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If we don't play world police, the chinese communists will, it's our duty to put down 3rd world nations that get too uppity.

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The seven-bedroom property was purchased by the North Korean government for £ 1.3 million in 2003

Ahh if I post that picture of Francis again surely I will be right.
Provide some evidence to your post instead of splitting the church into one thousand different sects.

From what I've seen, yes.

Assassin's Creed, Ivanhoe, some Robin Hood stories.

>THOSE POOR DEVILS IN THE SWEATSHOPS COUGHING THEIR GUTS UP WITH TUBERCULOSIS

You're damn right that roman temple triggers me, thou shalt not worship idols, god cannot be brought with golds and trinkets

You know those merger apps where you get two people and see what a child of theirs would look like? I've always wanted to see one of Merkel and Nicola Sturgeon.

>IT IS CHILDISH NONSENSE TO SAY THAT A BRITISH GOVERNMENT RULES BRITAIN; IT'S NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH BRITISH GOVERNMENT OVER BRITISH PEOPLE: IT IS THE GOVERNMENT OF THE WORLD, THE FINANCIAL GOVERNMENT THAT RULES BRITAIN: THE POWER OF MONEY, AND OF MONEY ALONE!

>"Sorry, you were out when we delivered your package. It has been left with the North Korean embassy."

Such horror is not for human eyes to witness, proceed at your own peril

how the fuck is it only quarter to 5

Doesn't matter, Catholics are just as degenerate as Protestants. I'm not religious, at least not in any typical sense, so I'm not here for point scoring. But it cannot be denied that Catholics and Protestants are equally as fucked up as each other.

>Having statues in our churches means we must worship them because reasons???

Protestants make better countries, it's a fact, they're vulnerable to the poz but then catholics have always fucked kids

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>Sie reden von der Freiheit der Presse. In Wirklichkeit hat jede dieser Zeitungen einen Herrn. Und dieser Herr ist in jedem Fall der Geldgeber, der Besitzer also. Und dieser Herr dirigiert nun das innere Bild dieser Zeitung, nicht der Redakteur. Wenn der heute etwas anderes schreiben will als den Herren paßt, dann fliegt er am nächsten Tag hinaus. Diese Presse nun, die die absolut unterwürfige, charakterlose Canaille ihrer Besitzer ist, diese Presse moduliert nun die öffentliche Meinung. Und die von dieser Presse mobilisierte öffentliche Meinung wird wieder eingeteilt in Parteien. Diese Parteien unterscheiden sich so wenig voneinander, als sie sich früher bei uns voneinander unterschieden haben. Sie kennen sie ja, die alten Parteien. Das war immer eines und dasselbe.

Don't judge lads. Not my fault I enjoy it mateys, and if I enjoy why deprive myself, eh?

>GERMAN Chancellor Angela Merkel has infuriated the heads of her intelligence services by turning to the UK for advice on how to combat her country's escalating Islamic terror threat.

Sorry lads, I did it.

I hope that cunt chokes on a fucking bagel and then spills boiling coffee all over her cobwebbed cunt.

I hope the day comes within my lifetime when I can eat fucks like her with no repercussions.

>What we have here is a simulacra of various themes you might find on the internet, jokes, important current events, all compressed into pill format and delivered with a humorous twist for the amusement of denizens of the various major websites. Usually the jokes are quite hard to understand, and knowing the meaning of these jokes, actually finding them funny, means you have to be invested heavily into the culture of these websites, a member of an in group or something of that effect. They can be quite offensive, which is what actually makes them funny half the time, and betray this wet, simpering discourse promoted by the new left as acceptable standards of behavior in public life. In being so humorous and impulsive they actually manage to do quite quickly what a measured approach might struggle to achieve over a long period of time, and communicate a very broad range of informative arguments. Instead of asking if this is OK, instead of tip toeing MEEKLY around difficult subjects, these memes RAM IT DOWN THE THROAT of the viewer, and don't give a dam if you don't like it. It makes the truth largely unavoidable all whilst being informal and hilarious, giving the anonymous users of the website a way to channel the great creative energies of the usually suppressed right wing intellectuals.

THANKS VERY MUCH

And here is babs.

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you're doing mental and physical damage to yourself

it's inhuman

>We're marooned on a small island, in an endless sea
BS.

The modern geography the elites are pushing is bs. The UK is and always has been connected to Europe via a landbridge. All visitors of the landbridge are brainwashed to never reveal the secret. Only a few select internet warriors try to spread the truth.

Heartily chuckled

How so?

No more mental or physical damage than eating fast food or playing video games.

I live on the southern coast, but alright

When you combine sturgeon and merkel you get a women who's less ugly than both of them. Odd.

So you're saying you WOULD stir her Haggiskraut?

they're at opposite poles of ugly

If asked to do so politely I suppose I might.

First of all, re read my post.

Secondly your description of North Korea is watered down by a factor of a thousand.

youtube.com/watch?v=P8-Vr_r36Fg

And the reasons for not wanting him at some table of power aren't whatever reasons they're very serious big boy reasons. It is the single most deranged country on the Earth.

Bowden posting makes me kek

I think she'd be expecting a packet of chips and a bratwurst though lad. Maybe a battered bratwurst if you're going all out to impress.

>Actually handing over your hard earned dosh to an absolutely worthless fucking whore so that she can degrade you
Why do people do this? Just why?
Did your mother abuse you as a child or what?

All fetishes and kinks such as this are largely a direct result of watching too much pornography. I bet you started off with the normal shit, then on to the lesbian... and so it goes. Falling deeper and deeper...
Absolutely disgusting.

Men who are into this shit need to be stopped from reproducing.

If the people don't like the rule, they should revolt.
No amount of worshipping the "dear leader" stops the pangs of hunger.
If they are starving, they will revolt.

why?

>Why do people do this? Just why?

It's just a turn on. Don't ask me why, mate. It's the same reason you like tits, or some people like feet, or eating food that's been put up a rectum.

Probably a mutation when my dad's genetic code was being copied, and maybe there was a change in a metabolic pathway or two, and there you go, love domination.

>All fetishes and kinks such as this are largely a direct result of watching too much pornography. I bet you started off with the normal shit, then on to the lesbian... and so it goes. Falling deeper and deeper...

Actually, no. As a kid I was sadistic, and my parents took me to a therapist because they were worried at how I was treating the pets. During my teen years I got hooked from enjoying porn from the view of the dom, to the point of the sub. If I stopped watching porn I'd probably go back to being sadistic again.

The guards aren't starving. The people who are starving in the countryside farms and work camps don't have the strength or the means to rebel against the army.

Pyongyang, and other cities, I suspect, aren't too famished. So the people who do possess the ability to rebel, don't see any necessity to do som

The Chinese no longer have any interest in acting as the World Police. They are neutral business men in almost all scenarios.

youtube.com/watch?v=-jUZpl32NxU
Tommy and Alex

As I said, the communists will take over

Sup Forums. Not even once.