/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - FIRST LADY EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
publicpool.kinja.com/
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #12 4/14/17
youtu.be/5-HAAlJebkY
>Pres Trump meets w/I-85 Bridge First Responders 4/13/17
youtu.be/YLvWLzOiKmM
>Pres Trump/NATO Sec Gen Stoltenberg joint press conf 4/12/17
youtu.be/bzDg7G9c1e8
>Sean Spicer/Kellyanne Conway @ Newseum 4/12/17
youtu.be/wDqAV2R-Yrk
>FM Lavrov/SoS T-Rex joint statement in Moscow 4/12/17
youtu.be/C8GYc5tvDUA
>Pres Trump on Mornings with Maria 4/12/17
youtu.be/8wY3K4pitjE
>Attny Gen Sessions @ Luke AFB AZ 4/11/17
youtu.be/wNHDzTn1mwA
>Attny Gen Sessions @ US-MEX border 4/11/17
youtu.be/uhQT41Z3e0M
>Attny Gen Sessions @ Assoc of Chiefs of Police 4/11/17
youtu.be/d2PANqxRC0o
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ

FUN STUFF
>March in the Trumpenreich
youtu.be/gwmp3E9VIX0
>TrumpWave S P A C E
youtu.be/s1qhafzPkAM
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtu.be/pf4RSgb_Pqg
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/Q__bSi5rBlw
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
youtu.be/Nyuv_bPSHBA
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>We Are The Silent Majority
youtu.be/3lrrPG5iPAk
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AWOO~

>when your immigrant wife has to remind u to raise ur hand

TOP

FUCKING

KEK

Every day, the incoherence deepens: He’s going to cover “everyone,” but he’s going to push 24 million people off their health insurance.

He’s going to wipe out the debt, but his tax cuts and spending spree will add trillions to it.

He’s never going to intervene in Syria, but he just did.

He’s going to get Mexico to pay for a big, beautiful wall, but he isn’t.

China is a currency manipulator, but it isn’t.

The media is the enemy of the people, but he is on the phone with them every five minutes and can’t stop watching CNN and reading the New York Times.

He’s going to be a tightwad with taxpayers’ money, unlike Obama, but his personal travel expenses are on track to be eight times more than his predecessor’s.

He’s going to work relentlessly for the American people but he spends half his days watching cable news.

We’ve got to be “very, very tough” in foreign affairs, but when he sees dead babies on TV, he immediately calls General Mattis and lobs 59 Tomahawk missiles.

He has a secret plan to defeat ISIS, but pursues Obama’s strategy instead.

He is for the “forgotten men and women” of America, but his tax plan — which is itself changing all the time — benefits the superrich and depends on removing health insurance for the working poor.

He wants to be friends with Russia, but he doesn’t. He’s going to challenge China’s policy on Taiwan, but he isn’t.

He is against crony capitalism, but he is for it.

He’s going to keep the focus on America, but just upped the ante in Yemen and Afghanistan.

He’s a deal-maker, but he cannot make deals even with his own party.

He’s a great manager, but his White House is consumed with in-fighting and he cannot staff his own administration.

He’s a populist who stacks his cabinet with Goldman Sachs alums.

He’s going to pressure China to take on North Korea, but “after listening for ten minutes” to China’s dictator, he changes his mind.

>when 3D chess backfires

that was a close one user

Did Reagan's easter bunny send us a sign from the past?
>his hand gesture

AWOO~

cute!

It's so cute that you guys in america actually thought you had (((elections))). i will tell you the truth::

You had no way to vote against more war.
You had no way to vote against goldman sachs.
You had no way to vote against saudi-arabia.

You have no way to vote against the things that actually ruin America.

stop supporting this terrorist

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Reposting from previosu thread, in case Ozzie missed it.
The United States is not a democracy, it's a constitutional republic with a federal government.
If popular vote was worth anything, then campaigning in the states of Texas, California, New York and Florida, you get a population of 108 million people of which let's say 40% are eligible to vote.
If you win these 4 states, by popular vote it means that the rest of the country is slightly less relevant as you control 25-30% of the vote.
The electoral vote guarantees that highly populated areas are not bullies for the rest of the country. Does that clarify to you as to why popular vote is completely meaningless?

Pretty adorable.

I baked. In return, can I please get a quick RUNDOWN on the today/the weekend.

>we use to have the best immigrants, too.
Maybe we can return to this one day.

Based Black Conservatives

Who else loves the BBC?

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Sessions chose to read a book on why people should be happy with how they were born and not assume other identities
Trannies once again BTFO
This time by a children's book

we wont have to intervene at this rate there just gonna glass them selves

MADMAN

so...every day, the incoherence deepens: He’s going to "fail at healthcare” but Rand Paul already said he was working with him for new healthcare bill

He’s his tax cuts and spending spree will add trillions of debt, yet in his first months the debt went down instead of going up like with Obama

He’s going to topple Syria, yet he'll only do a strike

He’s npt going to get Mexico to pay for a big, beautiful wall, but he will actually do it through tariffs

China is a currency manipulator, but they aren't anymore thanks to Trump.

The media isn't the enemy of the people, but they're always posting articles against the white working class

He's wasting the taxpaying money in golfing, yet he does it for free golfing in his own clubs AND working while he does it

He won't do anything for the middle man, yet more than 2000 bills have been introduced to congress and he's signed too much EO.

He doesn't have any political experience in foreign policy, yet somehow has managed to make almost every country bend the knee

He doesn't know how to fight ISIS, but allows the army to do their jobs

He'll only help the rich, yet his tax plan makes it so everyone who makes less than 25000 per year won't pay any taxes

He's a russian puppet, yet he supposedly is going to cause WWIII. He’s antagonizing China, but he's being manipulated by them

He's just another soulless capitalist, yet he destroyed TPP.

He's the best ISIS training tool, yet he's escalating the conflict against them everywhere

He can't control his own party, but turns out the republican party isn't the one who is desintegrating

His White House is consumed by infighting, yet this is reported by the same fake news who were dead wrong about the elections and tried to create the "Trump Russia ties" narrative

He's a jewish puppet neocon but also a dictatorial fascist

He and Kim Jong Un are the same, yet Trump will cause WW3 because he will nuke Kim Jong Un

REALLY MAKES YOU THINK

one of Donald's parents had Alzheimer's

joe is joe

Oy vey! Why do the Jews want regime change in NK though?

wew

Gotta love shills on a busy Monday. Stay comfy, lads.

I'm goncerned about this election

Feels like the Democrats can actually win..

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Based Newswire

SHOW TIME

>planning to fail a test every week from now on
what do you think how long that will take to topple their belief into Kim?

>US 'will bomb Pyongyang weekly', official tells FOX
>when being a cleverdick backfires

OH SHIT WADDUP GET READY BOIS

the nuclear codes are not safe

This makes Trump even more human. Thank you it's so cute to see the bond between Melania and Trump so strong that he knows what Melania wants without even saying a word

CUUUTTEEE

Wouldnt he salute instead?

they said the same thing last week in KY lol

FAKE NEWS AT IT AGAIN
twitter.com/MicahGrimes/status/854009984606228480

They are just asking to get assfucked...

do we have any proof that it isn't Trump in that suit?

SHOW
TIME

Fake News. The teen caught it.

twitter.com/MicahGrimes/status/854009984606228480

These statements are true, but they're not

look at those dumb niggers in the background. Niggers are so fucking stupid white men can make them do anything.

Cute! Thanks for the GIF!

Trump only barely won the district in 2016 and almost 10m $ has been poured in by Democrats.

Did somebody say... Awoo?

Muh popular vote is back. I though they skip it when they went all the way to muh tax return.

Nice catch lads.

topkek, Kim has no other choice here. He cannot look weak in front of his military command. This is a trap and the fat fuck has no escape. His continues provocations will be lambasted by China to the point where they'll directly interfere.

>10 million
If I'm recalling correctly, this isn't that much money

I've seen this before

> communist power enters an arms race with the US while their people starved at the breadlines

I wonder when did we see that before Pic unrelated, Just another party failing at seeing beyond the immediate effect of their actions

> NK put up a big parade, suspected cardboard missiles
> pussied out of nuke test, missile test fizzled
> nothingburger

Missile tests weekly |/_
Food production weekly |_\

youtube.com/watch?v=ASj81daun5Q


Invade North Korea.

Be heroes.

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Trump is a Melania puppet!

The Slovenian Queen has annexed America!

He will get a plurality, then enter a runoff against the top GOP vote-getter. Seems unlikely he'll get 50% this time.

For a local race it's humongous.

>now this is using this to attack Trump
>everyone just thinks its adorable and a show of their relationship instead

When?

>off year
>Trump has good enough approval according to Rasmussen and reuters

Trump won by the biggest landslide in history, shill.

Reminder that it's Monday. The shills are always active on Mondays and the useless mods don't do anything as usual

It is a human moment.

She actually cares enough to simply remind him of a simple little thing he forgot to do.

Tranny is a mistake.
And checked

It's been around 80 years since a real war.
I can't take it much longer.

Also only 1/3 of the Republican base turned out.

Maybe Melania can remind him sometimes that he is the president and not Kushner

say it with me
d e e p d i s c o u n t

I like to pretend he really does just toss it out into the crowd because that just fucking sounds hilarious

Have a bump.


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WOW, what a piss poor attempt at the wave by Bill O reilly.. did he really just raise his finger up and think that was enough?

At least Trump tried, Bill fucked up the rhythm tho

It's red tie Trump, that is the real one r-right ?!!

the jew is correct, in this particular instance.

That's cute honestly. He even smiled to.

Cranking them out as fast as possible, prolly next week.

Barron is going to be a fucking stud. That kid is setup for life.

the writing is on the wall

Austria

Ireland

Malta

Poland

Romania

Thailand

Meme countries that have no importance in the modern world and have been culturally irrelevant since the 19th century, if at all. The only time Americans are even aware of their existence is when we travel over there to fuck their women in exotic positions with no concern for their pleasure.

America First means American opinions first! Listen to George Washington, do not let foreign devils poison your heart with traitorous thoughts!

BANE???

He will probably settle down in a deep red state and become a humble, hard working farmer. Kid loves tractors.

>kids getting autographs from Trump
>Melania being a good mother with Barron
How can shills spin this?

Approximate price?

He's going to be looked upon the way Trump was in the early 80s, he either drowns in pussy and becomes a chad or becomes a Sup Forums autist, either way hes gonna be a great man who could get a great wife like melania some day

Literally no way. His father is a rich businessman president, his immediate family all work in real estate/fashion/politics.

He is going to be president.

What can we do about the toxic whiteness of the holiday egg hunt at the White House?

You forgot some

/^Netherlands$/
/^Israel$/
/^Vietnam$/
/^Croatia$/

>The Bane Chronicles
He seems like a big guy

Thanks based user. Do some digging on the mods here next time

How did they keep out the niggers at this event?

They still haven't found the Ohio shooter?

When will Trump overthrow Maduro and install a Trump puppet there?

Bane?

Only 63505/138757 Republicans turned out compared to 55310/69396 Democrats.

Also en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georgia's_6th_congressional_district_special_election,_2017
Democrats will win the first round but won't get over 45% at most and in the runoff, they are likely to lose against any of the Republicans.

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>that pic
As if you needed to convince us you are even more retarded than we had previously thought.

Barron apparently is a confirmed weeb if those drawings he made were legit