Thoughts?

Thoughts?

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He's living the American Dream.

THIS
thumb looking
motherfucker
is eating EVERYTHING
and basically
you are
RETARDED

Fuggg I'm so jealous right now

A true american hero

I cant even begin to imagine the freedom

Who the fuck eats soda

neither words nor thoughts
just AMERICA

Sounds fake senpai. They don't leave burgers sitting out over night. Also 36 burgers in 14 minutes is really fast.

He was hungry so it's legal.

Like when you're trapped in the mountains and break into a cabin to survive, you can break into a fastfood restaurant if you're hungry.

breakfast is the most important meal of the day indeed

God Bless his patriotic heart, clogged arteries and all

i guess he ran out of money and was really hungry

That's, what, $100 worth of merch?

foxnews.com/us/2017/04/15/police-burglar-breaks-into-home-cooks-fried-chicken.html

there are not enough claps in the world to cheer this true hero of the free people on, dog bless him

this isn't Sup Forums

sage and report these threads

>tfw always wanted to do this but cant get out of chair
its not fair

>ywn be this patriotic

WE WUZ GREAT N SHEIT

I'll trade you one Burger King for one Shadow King.

A true american hero.

He had an gastric emergency.

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Was it diet or regular though

>Thoughts?

>Eating two gallons of soda.

I'm tired of journalism.

Don't underestimate Americans, my friend. We can fucking do ANYTHING!

i'm jelly

The burgers wouldn't be cooked though

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Facebook click bait.
That's all leaves can post.
>if you break in, you have to cook the food.
>if you cook 36 burgers, it's going to take more than 14 minutes.
Highly likely this is fake and gay click bait.

white trash.

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WAKE UP cause this is now an AMERICAN thread. How are you Ameribros enjoying your lunchburgers right about now?

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This.

He'd have to turn everything on, find the meat in the freezer, in fact he's have to get all the ingredients unless he just rocked the meat and bun. Cook all the food and eat it in under 15 min.

And fuck my life, it just doesn't look like he can move that fast.

I love American culture.

Our culture was made hundreds of years ago when there were no burger kings so this doesn't happen.

Well I love burgers, but i think my best shot would be 10-15 burgers and 1.5 litres of cola.

Is he, dare I say it, OUR GUY??

This has to be the most American thing i ever saw-read

why hello there, AMERICANS

>it just doesn't look like he can move that fast
I've seen fatties move very, very fast for food. They know they are about to replace the calories that they will burn moving their flabby bulk around so the the reward is worth it.

>he doesn't know about the Big Mac vault in every McDonalds hidden under the fryer
what kind of American are you?

>burgerking

Out of all the fucking burger joints, he chose fucking burgerking. Disgusting.

>I've seen fatties move very, very fast for food. They know they are about to replace the calories that they will burn moving their flabby bulk around so the the reward is worth it.

Remember when Neumann had a reason to sprint on Seinfield?

He had jets.

You just have to find the right motivation. In the case of most fatties, it's food. Such as an ice-cream truck which just turned a corner at the end of the block.

IT GOES STRAIGHT TO YOUR THIGHS!

For the love of all that is good, someone tweet this at him.

I fucking HATE AMERI-CUNTS!!!!!!!!!

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mirin them neck gainz.

>plebs don't know about the power of protein

I am so very proud to be an American right now.
I want to shake that man's hand, but I'd be afraid he'd mistake it for a box of fries.

A fucking american hero!

He did nothing wrong, this is what all true Americans strive for.

>AND THEN YOU EXPLODE

aie, they be flame broiled matey.

HELLO MY FELLOW GRING...I MEAN AMERICANS

OH SAY CAN YOU SEE!
not my president tho, fuck drumpf

Break ins imply they are closed and burger king does not just leave burgers out all night (the ones that don't sell go to the trash).

So he just broke in, made 2 dozen burgers and drank 2 gallons of soda all in 14 minutes. The only easy thing to do is drink the soda since you can get large cups and start drowning it down.

You wouldn't be shit without us, you fucking leaf

this is the problem with capitalist businesses. In a proper socialist country this man would be given cheeseburgers and soda according to his individual needs.

Is that boogie? From youtube?

The George Washington of our times.

this guy looks so free he probably has to go to a special shop to get his shart-proof freedom pants and his freedom shirt (doubles as a tent)

I'll pay you tomorrow for 36 hamburgers today!

You've never had American Onion Soup? It's like French Onion Soup but with soda and Cheetos.

Or in his case, not given cheeseburgers and soda. Because he's fat.

so, none then
only borsht

with the authentic grill marks.

/ourguy/

Couldn't he have just walked in and ordered them?

go hard or go home

How do you eat 2 gallons of soda?

freeze it obviously
or else add gelatine

Like $180.00

pour it on burger :DDDD

Their burgers are literal ass.
Fucking garbage tier. Carls Jr is better.

They have dozens of patties ready, they have many already finished waiting to be bagged/picked up.

checked and /thread

this

>doesn't know how to eat soda

Immigrant detected.
I.C.E. en route.

This is approximately one cheeseburger every 23 seconds or so, for 14 minutes.

That is impressive.

well no carls jr around here.

>Dozens of Burgers
Cannibal

>How do you eat 2 gallons of soda?
You chew it.

sounds yummy. wish i had the balls to do that. but i woulda broken into a five guys at least

i would like some fish camp n arbys but its 20 miles away.

That sounds revolting.

It's Peter Griffin!

It's sad and amazing at the same time.
Also makes me feel jelly.

>giving someone no food
>true socialism

Goddamn I love being an American.

Good lord. What shithole do you live in? At least tell me you have a wendy's or McJewnalds nearby

average amerifats

we have a donald. few others.

Ate the soda syrup straight from the bag.

lot of restaurants with good food, but i usually don't bother.

Well, yea. If you stop or lower a drug addict's drugs supply then he/she might stabilize his/her cravings.
I actually agree with him because I'm fat and can't stop eating anything that even looks remotely like food.
I even ate all the chalk in our classroom at school once because it went well with my chips and fanta when I was 9th grade.

I actually had 2 Double Quarter Pounders with Cheese and they were awesome.

nice one.

>worldnewsdailyreport.com/man-breaks-into-a-burger-king-and-drinks-gallons-of-deep-frying-oil/
I found a different version of the story. Perhaps even more shocking...