I am the "Alien" who posted my selfie here on 2/22/17

Greetings Sup Forums! First of all i would like to give a big apology for all the ruckus i have caused to this site, beacuse of a single selfie that i took time 2/22/17. In return i want to confirm to you that, yes i am real, i am what you humans call "Alien" and the picture im posting now is me. I am really not allowed to say any of this, and sadly i can't talk to you any more than this, due to having an agreement with your worlds leaders..
I really hope you will accept my apogology and continue to have a wonderful day! Thank you.

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Ayyyyyy!!!

include me in the screencap when the world ends anons

>2/22/2017
>that date format
>intelligent species

If you were really an advanced alien you'd use the format y-m-d, ie 2017-2-22, as it's objectively superior to other formats because it auto sorts its self.

You have to go back.

Hello where is da proofs :DDD

Fuck off moonnigger, we are full.

Fuck off space niggers, we're full

You can crash on the moon if you want

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Of course an alien would live in Sweden

Mfw OP really is an alien.

You wanted to use "e.g." there user

I thank you for serving Silently in good faith for those that are here and for those to come.

>American date format
Fuck off LARPer

Fuck off retard, he used i.e. correctly

:^)

2 Froglike Reptoids and a Grey in a court room
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>implying an alien wouldn't use the superior american date system

i bet they'd also use the imperial system over metric

Depends how big their feet are.

even as an american the imperial system is blasphemy, fuck having to learn both

nice pepe i think ill take it

This is more believable than 99% of the other LARP posts I've seen, and at least he's polite

was that the picture? Dude looks friendly enough.

Do aliens such as your self have something the people of earth call "porn"?porn could be considered recordings of sexual intercourse between members of your species.

>Sweden
>alien
checks out