My grandma at her kitchen table:
> user, never trust gipsies, they are all liars and thieves. No matter what they say, never trust a word that comes out of their mouths.
> user, never trust muslims, they'll stab you on your back at the first chance. Keep your eyes open.
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>user, never trust gipsies, they are all liars and thieves. No matter what they say, never trust a word that comes out of their mouths.
That's not wisdom, that's just common sense.
not when you are 9 and know nothing about the world
>user, always shill Goyim out of their money, they don't know how to use it.
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okay but seriously
>user, I'm not saying girls keep nice boys friendzoned for later use, I'm just saying that when she says "we can be friends" that means you're better off moving on.
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>Before deciding anything to do with women, go to the bathroom and fap.
This has saved me from so much shit.
"The only way I'm going to India is if I'm wearing a helmet and there to kill everyone."
t. dad
kek
Fucking lel
>the constitution is marxist garbage and anyone who follows it is a cuck. What america needs is a King, not some wimpy liberal president
I loved my father so much.
> Hitler should have finished the job.
> Gipsies steal blond little kids.
> Don't cross the road if Argentinians are driving nearby.
> Don't get a dog if you live near the port, too many korean ships.
My polish grandmother told me the same, and also includes Russians with that lot.
>tfw grandma is old enough to have lived during the Russian invasion of Poland in WW2 and therefore has a pass to be openly racist
I love my Babcia
I wish my parents weren't bluepilled as hell. I can't talk about anything politics related with any member of my family.
Grandpa: "The cheapest woman you will ever have is the woman you have to pay for by the evening."
Great-grandma would call the police immediately if she saw a nigger on the block for any reason. This was in Chicago. They took their boundaries very seriously.
LOL
>Hitler was right
>jews sacrifice christian children for their blood
>Marx and Lenin should have been killed by their mothers at birth
Good old gramps. His words make more and more sense as I mature.
We can't have gunz with a king though
Subjects can't be allowed to have the power to resist the sovereign.
based monarchist dad.
just become a vassal of the king. he'll let you carry guns and you'll probably get a fief as well.
Wisdom from my grandma!
- Never let a woman be in charge, NEVER
- (she was mulatto) Blacks are scared of blood and they dont like to work.
- Stay away from sugar
- Dont hold your farts, its bad for your ass
>>Hitler was right
>>jews sacrifice christian children for their blood
>>Marx and Lenin should have been killed by their mothers at birth
I love folksy, old-world wisdom.
Nobleman always had access to weaponry. Actually before regular armies, it was the nobilities duty to supply the king with their armies in time of need.
my parents are bluepilled hillary supporters but sometimes my dad has good lines
>everyone was slaves at some time, egyptians were slaves to the sumarians, jews were slaves to egyptians, whites were slaves to jews, blacks were slaves to whites. no use crying about it
That's actually some mighty good advice.
>grandma goes on a giant spiel about how evil Jews are
>grandma is jewish
>point it out to her
>get smacked with her cane
>"Never trust jews!"
She was the best.
Dad:
Mongoloids only understand pain.
Hispanic women like to be abused.
If something is worth doing, it's worth doing right.
Niggers will never get their act together.
>BASED Dirty Grandpa.
>go to the bathroom first
This is the only sensible part of that advice. Might as well tell you just to fap right on the spot.
Your father sounds American.
>don't believe anything you hear and only believe half of what you read
if you don't want to work, life very unhealthy, become ill and life on social security.
Maybe you Jews aren't so different after all
My mom is quite liberal in most cases but quite red pilled when it comes to women and marriages.
> You should only marry a girl that is a virgin or lost her virginity to you.
> Women should do the chores and take care of the children, the less time your kid spends in daycares the best.
> There's no reason why a wife should to go to parties or social gatherings without her husband unless it's exclusively women gathering.
> If a man doesn't have access to their children there's no reason why he should pay for their support.
> You should never dress your daughters provocatively or let them use make up until they are 15 at-least.
My great grandfather had an odd way of illustrating the value of tact and digestive health:
>keep your mouth shut and your colon open
Sounds like bad prison advice though.
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>My Father
>while drunk
Look out for yourself
Anyone threatens your family, home or country, cave their fucking head in with no remorse
Mexican mom
>Dont hang out with black people they steal, smell bad and do drugs.
Pragmatic grandpa.
White people are devilish.
Old Ahmed was a smart man, right?
Greek grandfather
>Jame, there are 2 worst people in world
>the Greek, and the jew
Paw Paw
>Purple is for homosexuals
Alberta is like texas and Saskatchewan is like the midwest
if you're a conservative in your 20s you dont have a heart
If you're a liberal in your 30s, you dont have a brain
>user, don't trust white people with brown eyes. You know they have a little nigger in the woodpile.
t. my grandfather
Dad:
>Pajeet my son, when your stomach hurt and you must relase you go to lavatory and defecate there. This what distinguish man from savage.
I was never an obedient child.
>never trust anything a religious nutjob is trying to sell you (all christians, jews etc etc go under this)
>Never deal with gyspies
>Russians are cockroaches and more of them die the better it is.
t. father
boo you ruined the thread
Share the real wisdom not memed jokes
>"Dad, what do you think about muslims?"
>"I try not to, son."
You ruined your thread with your whining.
>"Chewing with your mouth open is rude"
Maternal grandfather:
>"Mohammadans are practically religious gypsies and should be treated as such."
>"If you don't like beer you're a traitor to the flag and nation."
>"The only people you can trust less than Jews and Greenlanders are gypsies and Greeks."
Paternal grandfather:
>"Swedes are commiefaggots and nigger loving queers. Dont take what I said as words of wisdom, they're facts."
Paternal grandfather is from Bornholm, so he has almost never seen a shitskin before until recently and hence don't have much to say about them.
Most of his quotes are mostly on regional peoples of the island or Swedes and Polaks.
Pops said this to me when I was a teen I'm sure it's nothing special but I just remember the talk for some reason
>If you don't vote you're giving away a free vote to the party you least desire to win
"Never a borrower nor a lender be" - my Grams
grandfather in his last moments
>You will secure the existence of european tribes, I have seen it, eveything will be just fine. You are worth and Earth.
next day he passed away.
I was a total bluepilled gamer porn searcher faggot back then but since I head those words I started lifting and stopped all the degeneracy.
Spiritual training is still not working yet but I must continue with the plan as "everything will be just fine"
>There are few finer things in life than some wine and a nap on a Sunday afternoon.
>"Don't quit your job goyi- I mean grandson."
>Marry a rich white girl
And my advice for my sons will be:
>Avoid women until you have an established career in your mid 30s. At that point, get yourself an 18 y/o that hasn't gone to college yet.
>If you can't do the first one, then just treat them like they are children. They will eat out of the palm of your hand, and follow you everywhere. If they don't do that, the pump/dump.
In the time previous to standing armies the nobles would supply the king army with their own serfs and conscripts, the exeption was heavy cavalary wich was made of nobles, incluiding landless second or third sons
My grandpa warned about the commies, you have to figth the even if you only have an axe
"Hit first, and hit hard"
t. great grandfather
"No good school can make a dumb kid smart and no bad school can make a smart kid dumb, but wherever you are don't get caught up with niggers." -grandma, 92
dad:
ignore people who bother you
don't bother other people
Kek. It's funnier when a jew says it.
Stage 4. That's a rarity in the US. Unfortunately, only works under a benevolent monarch. As soon as you get an inbred George, you're fucked.
Plus:
Muh Guns.
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My grandfather in his bed minutes before died
>never let commies into gobernment again
He was an officer (artillery) during Pinochet's coup
Grandma on feminism:
>I couldn't believe it when the women were demanding equal rights. Why would you ever want to be equal to a man? We have it WAY better than they do!
Grandma on tranny bathrooms:
>If you're going to stand up you know where to go, and if you're gonna sit down you know where to go.
Grandma on niggers:
>They ruined the house, user. We had to gut it. And when we couldn't fix the toilet we had to call in a plumber and you know what he found? A late term miscarriage. They're animals, user. Stay far away from them.
Made me chuckle
>son the holocaust was pretty bad but do you know why it was all about the jews though?
>why dad?
>because the jewish culture is about being exclusive, and therefore sometimes they can be a bit rude and generally shitty to everyone else
>hmm
>the germans were ready to become nazis so easily because most had some bad experience with a jew which they could rely on to justify what they were doing
>hmm interesting dad I think I kinda notice this with some friends
>what you mean son?
>well theres a group of jewish kids I'm kinda friends with, and they don't really directly exclude anyone, I mean I'm friends with them, but they are clearly always more friends with eachother than with anyone else, definitely a weird feeling
>yea well just try to be nice to people and if someone gives you shit then you can treat them accordingly, jew or not.
>thanks dad!
I miss my dad ;_; (he died 3 years ago)
It is good to know that everything will be fine in the end.
You jews are alright
>You will secure the existence of european tribes, I have seen it, eveything will be just fine. You are worth and Earth.
Why would he tell you something like that?
>A late term miscarriage. They're animals, user. Stay far away from them.
>They tried to flush a dead baby
I mean, it's fucking dumb but it's not like they killed the baby. It's was born dead. Who gives a fuck?
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>Pieces of wisdom given by daddy to young me
When flying above Germany, keep an eye on forest borders and crossroads, that's where those bastards put their flak cannons. The women are pretty nice and friendly though.
Japanese, no fucking idea how those little fuckers lost the war.
>>user, always shill Goyim out of their money, they don't know how to use it.
lel, i want to believe this
fuck why is this me
no
why must i be easily reduced to a catchphrase
Elective monarchy is the solution
Why hate on the greeks though? Genuinely curious.
No memes pls
>be me
>be half english/half black
Story of my two Grandads.
Black Nan
>Wanted Queen Liz to retake all former colonies, because "niggers can't run a country, even if you leave them a perfect system"
>Warned me to never breed with blacks, saying that his descendants would be more intelligent as the black "washed out"
>Told me to never trust a muslim, told me that their houses should be burnt down and they should be made to leave the country
White Nan
>Hated all immigrants (got along perfectly fine with black nan)
>Implied that if my children came out with fair features, then I should have as many as possible
>Never trust muslims
>Encouraged me to use witchcraft against people who made it their business to get in my way (she and her mother were cunning folk, none of this wicca bullshit)
Both my nans were unironically Pagan White Nationalists, and I only realised this after they passed.
I should visit their graves for a chat.
>fuck Genevois
>fuck Ticinesi
>fuck Albanians
>fuck Portuguese
Grandpa was the local newspaper's owner, and oh boy did he drop redpills left and right
idk. I'd trust a shifty greek over a smiling and welcoming jew.
Grandma
>user, if you meet a guy at church there's a better chance he's a good man, but it's never a guarantee
>How a guy's apartment/room looks tells you a lot about what type of person he is.
Mom
>Don't consider someone for a long term relationship until you've been in a long holiday with them.
And by that she means that you need to see how they deal with planning and the stress of shit going wrong, and how the two of you will be like in fights and tensions.
Mom:
Pick a woman who is good at at least 2 out of 3 of these things: cooking, cleaning, screwing and then you'll be happy.
>user never stick your dick in crazy.
NOOOO!!! MY CREDIT SCORE!!!!
No idea honestly.
>tfw I had to be the one to redpill my dad on everything
>You fight one white man, three pakis, and ten niggers. that's just how it works.
>with the wogs and pakis take out the biggest cunt, then the wankers will shit themselves.
>try to avoid fighting paddies, it's not just they can be surprisingly hard and they won't give up.
>if you have to fight, be a mad fucker.
My dads friend though after making a face in a group photo when I was young:
>don't ruin a photo by making a stupid face.
I'll never forget that but it really altered some of my shit head behavior.
Being 9 is not an excuse. My lugan grandma taught us when we were babies that all gypos should be shot on site.
At 3 years old she taught us how to kill, cook and throw away pikey gypsies
>> user, never trust muslims, they'll stab you on your back at the first chance. Keep your eyes open.
Kek, reminds me of one Uber driver I met in the US.
>asks me about the situation in Germany
>then goes on a long rant about how Muslims are animals that cannot be tamed and so on
>turns out he was from Israel
>don't trust the gooks.
>they are afraid of fire, burn em.
>I flew over Hiroshima in a cargo plane, looked like a giant weenie roste hahaha.
Pappy really didn't like the japanese.
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>15 years ago:
The German is a sophisticated, punctual, honorable individual
>today:
The German is a dumbass