France couldn't singlehandedly-destroy UK in a week

>France couldn't singlehandedly-destroy UK in a week

TOP KEK FUCKING BONGS!!! Oh believe you me, us French are ITCHING for a war with the UK. We will fucking ANNIHILATE your dirty country. There wouldn't be a square meter of British soil that has running water, electricity, or petrol that isn't on fire, once our airforce and navy is done bombarding your defenseless country. Then, our army boys (we'd send the niggers and sand niggers first) would swoop in, raping your women, and killing EVERY inbred Brit they see. When France's done with you, we will have committed acts of genocide. Of course no one is gonna do shit about it

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bad bait lololololo

and who's gonna stop us ruining europa when you're busy killing each other?

EXPLAIN THIS BRITBONG

wtf dude ?
Wgy does everyone want to nuke each other these days ?

It certainly isn't France or the UK as they have been ruining their countries with bad material (read niggers and other shitskins) even in the 19th century, a time when Germany was over 99.7% German.

This country is falling apart on its own. You literally dont have to do anything.

But you can start with the pedo government, please. That would be great

14/8 kek, we will fuck them up those fucking inbreds.

Fuck the Queen

You're either baiting or retarded.

There isn't a square meter of British soil that has running water, electricity, or petrol that isn't on fire

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I will literally pay you to invade us.

If you want this "country", please come and take it.

You are probably more British than 70% of the people here

Bring food. Good food. Please

>be france
>declare war on Great Britain
>U.S. joins on GBs' side
>France forced to pull white flags out of helmets to surrender before America even arrives.

This is how the war would start and finish in a day.

and wine

AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!

it's a pasta lads

Because we all know that we're on the brink of a massive war anyway, we're all on edge.

Ha! Nice thread OP, very good!

We saved your asses before, we'll do it again, though I'm not entirely sure why.

We have been taken over by pedos. Please come and rescue us.

We are ruled by pedos and the people here are under some kind of brainwashing. No one is reacting to pedos, insolvent banks, lawless police.........

Bring guns

In this hypothetical war you would also have the rest of the Commonwealth on Britains side. Australia, New Zealand and Canada. And the Americans would probably join our side as well. Because they might dislike britbongs but nobody likes frogs.

>Explain this one
We won all the wars that mattered except for the American Revolutionary war, which you only did to fuck us over as can be proved how France had no influence in Canada or America.

Cuz we wuz bros, bro

"Why should we fight" he asked me,
"'Cause England is at war?
Why are they fighting now, Dad,
What are they fighting for?
What does it mean to you, Dad,
To babes, and mum, and me?
The FRENCH PIG DOGS won't come here
From away across the sea.
So why should you go there, Dad,
And leave us here to cry?
Is it cause England owns us?
Is that the reason why?"
His eyes look widely at me,
I tightly held my son,
And this is how I answered,
His questions one by one.

"We fight when England calls us,
For in her sacred keep
The ashes of our fathers
Lie in her soil asleep.
And many times for England
They fought that she'd be free,
And they are part of England,
And so, my son, are we.
And some may pass her by, lad,
And some may scorn her hand,
But we must be forever
A part of that fair land.
For everything we have son,
That's good and fine and just
Was washed in British blood
And given to us on trust.

"And we must keep that trust, son,
Against the force of greed.
And fight beside old England
Whenever she's in need.
And once again she's calling
Across the Empire wide,
And all her Empire answers:
"You'll find us at your side"
Oh yes, we're owned by England,
But we own England, too,
As you are part of me son,
And I am part of you"

With what? French bread and wine? You guys had to call on the US to resupply your forces in Mali because you guys ran out and didn't have the manpower to ship it out there. The only thing you guys were able to give your forces were white flags.

>China declares war on North Korea
>France immediately surrenders

tl;dr

I'm sorry? Who needed American equipment to supply your military for WW2? Who asked for help during D-Day? Hmm? Who set up bomber bases in your homeland for you? Who protected merchant marine ships for you, because you were getting assblasted by the Nazi's? Who forged a telegram from Germany to Mexico to get us in WW1 so you wouldn't lose? You won what wars? Since when? The 1600's bucko? You wouldn't've won shit without America for your crutch. Go drink some tea.

Trips of truth.

youtube.com/watch?v=bVaOJO7aW4k

I kek'd hard

you've not won a war against us in 200 years

embarrassing

Accurate.

We ne'er see our foes but we wish them to stay,
They never see us but they wish us away;
If they run, why we follow, and run them ashore,
For if they won't fight us, what can we do more?

Heart of Oak are our ships,
Jolly Tars are our men,
We always are ready: Steady, boys, Steady!
We'll fight and we'll conquer again and again.

If you frogs fuck us over yet again in eurovision we are attacking you
Get ready

I love this pasta. Specially when, like now, it has extra garlic and snails, seasoned with surrender and shame.

>Water
>On fire

>American education
You played support in the world wars, counting shekels like your jewish masters wanted you to, only getting involved when Russia had done all the heavy lifting.

The American Military is the worlds HEALSLUT

>A FUCKING
RAMP
A
M
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Also, your ID says HIV you nigger

I was at Hastings castle last week and when I got there all these frog school kids were running about like retards.
Spoilt my time there you fucking shits!

>your ID says HIV
Should you be sucking my cock then like you do all the African HIV carriers flooding your country?

> > tl;dr
What happens when its the establishment thats anti-British tho?
I mean, they let in the foreigners and give them gibs. Its their "laws".

As a nationalist, im pro- our nation, unlike the government. So how do we respond if/when the governments wrong?

Im a confused nationalist.

1815? I guess you can truly say, when "we wuz Kangz". You forgot 1942.

Back 2 Reddit, fuck the filters, mods protecting faggots.

that's the spirit

>ramp posting

pls angland, pls

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>france had no influence in Canada
half of our country speaks French and it's our official secondary language you retard

whoever lost his stash of crack this guy found it.

never posted on reddit, mate. Dont know how it works. cant follow the convos because the wierd lines n' shit.

Im from twitter and im deeply offended about everything i read, ever

Oh look its the arseblasted kraut. What a surprise...

I want to fuck a Rafale.

Shut up Muhammad

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_conflicts_involving_the_United_Kingdom

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_battles_involving_France_in_modern_history

These are battles fought from the 1700's to the present day.

France
Victories = 503
Defeats = 257 (51%)

UK
Victories = 123
Defeats = 35 (28%)

The UK has a much better percentage of battles won.

nationalistic sophistry
kid was right all along

How does Dassault Rafale compare to F-35?

Kek our army is 80% niggers and muds.

That looks like its flying fucking LOW

>speaks french
There really is no end to Canada woes, is there. Shouldn't have changed your flag, mate

The man behind the recent London terror attack, he said he was aiming for the French school childrenschool

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Dien_Bien_Phu

>French artillery commander, Colonel Charles Piroth, distraught at his inability to bring counterfire on the well-camouflaged Viet Minh batteries, went into his dugout and committed suicide with a hand grenade.[44] He was buried there in secret to prevent loss of morale among the French troops

When le pen wins we ally and destroy the EU

you know it makes sense

Give us a shout after you crawl from under a sandnigger after he finished his last pump.

Cmon guys, there is enough conflict in the muslim world without two of the most powerful muslim nations going against one another.

yup. i fucking hate Quebec and I hate France for making it happen

stop stoking infighting you fucking retard

I don't see how that's mocking them. That's pretty badass.

He meant France had no influence in Canada after woolfe took over Quebec.
The Brits learned from the American revolution and allowed the french natives to keep their frog language.

are those french planes?

why do they look like little planes that you stuck on to the bodies of bigger planes?

>inb4 at least we have planes

youtube.com/watch?v=a705hL-Rdz0

>OP post some old roach copypasta, just changing Turkey to France and Russia to the UK
>people actually start arguing with it

Can you just shut up and vote for Le Pen please, cheers.

how is that badass. seems like pussy way to go out

>The Viet Minh captured 8,000 French and marched them on 500 miles on foot to prison camps; less than half survived the march

>france
>war

Allahu akbar !

>To a man, Marine pilots want the ramps installed on their ships to improve operational flexibility and safety.
>We're all in love with the ski ramp because when you come off that ramp, you're flying,
>But the ramp is intimidating at first sight, pilots said.
>intimidating
>I expected it to be violent,
-Maj. Stephan Poppy Bradicich, the executive officer of United States Marine Attack Squadron 542

USMC got RAMPED!

I enjoy these

Seems like whole world is dancing on the sharp knife edge.

I like it though..
Bought recently some gold, canned food, water, barrel of fuel and couple of good whiskies

>except for the American Revolutionary war

Everything before 1776 was a mistake.

>1 post by this ID
Yeah - we all know who the bot is, buddy

BREAKING NEWS, France is officially at war with the UK. They have equipped their tanks with new high tech transmission with 7 gears:
1,2,3,4,5,6 and forward.

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Same, they are adorable.

Do you buy from "bullion by post" or "Atkinsons bullion" or other?

I wonder (((who))) is behind that post.

atk coins

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LOL everyone knows the French are the most cowardly nation on the planet even the Italians are braver than those mugs

*** "Mountains" captchas are the gayest***

I cant tell if its a mountain or just a landscape

We're at war with delusional globalist pukes, and have been for over a decade. They want global communist tyranny, a one world order. They want to federalize the entirety of europe and form a single government. Most government possible, maximum amount of government. New armies.

They literally want to breed out or kill anyone opposed to this fucking ideology.

yeah Atkinsons is better price for top quality and great service

Got some gold and silver and other things prepared for inevitable collapse

Meanwhile Ahmed's are moving their families of 8 in, and breeding 5 more kids, to both U.K. And France

Please kill each other for our entertainment.

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>There wouldn't be a square meter of British soil that has running water, electricity, or petrol that isn't on fire

Dis nigga hasnt been up north to towns and cities like, leeds liverpool and manchester.

Theresa May, une femme, pourra détruire ton président suivant, Macron, à mains nues

Learn how to eat haggis you failed brit.