Burgers, we Germans see through this obvious aggression

This has nothing to do with Russia. Trump is getting gear stationed in the UK for the next work against Europe/Germany. But your memefighters will not work against our new super-defense cannons and passive radar.

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EU
> US is useless, they suck, they are mean to everyone. Fuck your president, he's hitler.

US
> Fine. We'll work with England.

EU
> Loses mind

>Germans are afraid we're going to stop them from ruining Europa for the third time in a century

Does Germany even have a military?

The UN was created for three reasons:
>1. Keep the Americans in.
>2. Keep the Russians out.
>3. Keep the Germans down.

They have neglected the third reason for the last few decades. They need to fulfill their oath.

>Germans are afraid we're going to stop them from ruining Europa for the third time in a century

Best reply.

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Based greatest ally.

Imagine being the new girl on the strip, everyone wants a piece of you and some old prostitute that fucks animals now is trying to tell all the marks you've got the clap. But then the big dick john that all the prostitutes like getting fucked by says that the new girl doesn't have herpes, and she's tight as shit. And the old washed up prostitute is still trying to convince you to fuck her instead, whilst she is getting reamed by goats and chimps in the gutter.

US-UK cooperation is pretty common, don't know why'd they sperg?

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It's Portugal first, mate.

thanks for the planes

>inb4 le eurofighter maymays

Why would we need stealth fighters? We just have to enter your country and your wives will kill you in your sleep to spread their legs for us.

Pretty sure the Typhoon and F34 are much better, anyway.

Try it krauts

t. Country that invented cuck porn.

Americans are the greatest cucks that have ever existed

>Surely, Hans, the Americans aren't repeating history against our glorious 4th Reich?

yeah but they go home on the weekends

we'd really prefer in russia invaded mon - fri

>Imagine being the new girl on the strip, everyone wants a piece of you and some old prostitute that fucks animals now is trying to tell all the marks you've got the clap.

We are the new girl, you are the old prostitute and the Brits are the animal.

Trump plus Brexit.

Both were bad for the Germans, so they are pissy. A bunch of coochies run the country though so what do you expect? They need to just understand thatTrump is president; Brexit passed. It happened- get over it you know.

But they are ass blasted so their response is to basically just piss an moan about everything they can (even things that are normal, like US and UK working together.)

Can't wait too see berlin after the war

Trump does not really changed the foreign politics of US.

It is just some irrelevant autists crying about it

>We just have to enter your country and your wives will kill you in your sleep to spread their legs for us.
>A black Hispanic American believes any white Germanic girl would even touch him.

WTF is wrong with Burgers? You are so retarded.

Let's hope Germanistan and the Jewropeen Jewnion collapse soon. Be arsed dealing with their hissyfits.

No, monkey, that's Germans.

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Let's drop a few MOABS filled with Napalm, could be pretty fun.

>Russian aggression

Meanwhile the US seeking for a new war in every place possible

>Can't wait too see berlin after the war
Can't wait to see a world without Anglos and Burgers and Leafs. This will be so beautiful.

>Rape is the same as cuckoldism

They don't even have half of their Typhoons air worthy

You know that's not going to happen, Muhammad. Have fun watching your family get raped by the sub-humans you let in.

Cuckold fetish is an English invention.

why is there just a picture of a runway?

>Our new super-defense cannons and passive radar
Is that what you call watching Ahmed fuck your wife nowadays?

We will outlast you by many many generations. You know this.

If the US invades EU to kill commies, i'm with the US.

I'm pretty sure Germany barely has an air-force, they're bounded by treaty not to exceed a certain military cap.

Finland will you help us against the Russian aggression?

That's why you are becoming a minority in your own country, right?

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Your women are already surrendering to their new masters. Just accept it and go help your wifes child with his homework.

>implying it was actually rape.
>implying they weren't flocking to the Russians.

>Have fun watching your family get raped by the sub-humans you let in.
>You let in

It was the jews, through their anglo and burger puppets. Current Germany is a vassal state. Blaming them for anything is stupid

Thanks dad.

GOOD MORNING!

The Jewropean Union is either going to die quietly or become the EUSSR.

I'd love to see this happen, can you imagine the butthurt after the fake tough-guy act the eurofags have been playing?

>We will outlast you by many many generations. You know this.
And with "many many" you mean 1.
>Have fun watching your family get raped by the sub-humans you let in.
I don't need advice from a Paki. Fuck off, Ahmed.

>Russian aggression

>only one sending troves of army into Europe

Thanks son, now. Get some of your MOABs ready, we're gonna fry some Sour Kraut.

You (merkel) is the old washed up cunt
Britain is the new ride
US is the big dick john the rest of the world wont shut up about.

You german fucks have fallen so far from grace that you are legitimately in the same group as Brazil and Sweden. A "special" club where none of your decisions make any reasonable sense until you realize your psyches have been raped into oblivion. You probably genuinely believed what you wrote.

Which would be so profoundly sad if it was anywhere but Sup Forums. It just makes you pathetic.

Sure, we are. Roach.

I´d say that pic is more related to the USA/UK than Germany. They dont have that many niggers there, it´s mainly a "shitskin" issue but, as in most of western natoins, they use to get only the lowest women.

>That's why you are becoming a minority in your own country, right?
You're already a minority in your own country.

Why would they? Russians were pretty low tier compared to krauts at time

Consider us to be just a land outside all conflicts. That's why have our _defence forces_.

I hope this time you get Yugoslavia'd so you won't get your chance to ruin Europe for a 4th time in the future

Russian aggression is just a cover. It's mainly an excuse to consolidate power.

If the US stops defending your country for you, it might force you to pay debts

TL;DR - pay debts

Dunno if the Krauts can get any more sour than they already are but damnit, I want to find out.

Their supposed to have 78ish Typhoons, but only half are air worthy due to no spare parts. They halved the air time of the eurofighter because they are afraid the frame will fall apart. Their rifles are shit, so they just practice with broomsticks.

We need autistic screching meme

but you wont ever get to see that hans
the last of the germans will be gone
long before that happens
replaced by achmed and his numerous offspring

>implying the UN will allow you to shoot down our proud negroes as they parachute into your homes

>I'm pretty sure Germany barely has an air-force
You also were "pretty sure" that trade will go on unhindered after Brexit and that 350 million per week will go to the NHS.

You are pretty dumb, like most Brits. Your airforce is like 10% bigger than ours. And most of your new budget is going towards the US memefighter.

That was Nato. How would the UN keep Russians out? They even have a veto there.

>we Germans see through this obvious aggression
And what are you going to do? You have no army on your own, you have to accept whatever others want to do.

It's always the "Jews" ever considered the elusive Anglo's are just better?

While you are shooting down our memeplanes we will be using burgertech nanites embedded in your country to turn your euro brains into burger brains. Apologize now!

Please sir, don't post filth like this on Sup Forums.

This is degenerate. You are likely a person who masturbates.

Stop it now. You will thank me later.

Sup Forums is a Christian board -please stop posting blacked.png filth.

Sincerely, concerned leaf.

Oh, and give us 2% of your GDP, NATO paypig.

Wew, your whole country has almost as many attack aircraft as we have on two of our boats.

>You (merkel) is the old washed up cunt
>Britain is the new ride
>US is the big dick john the rest of the world wont shut up about.

Actually, you are the fucked up old whore, the UK is the animal 70yr old john the old whore is servicing, ... and we are the young, fresh physicist who is passing by them shaking her head wondering why blacks and Pakis are such lowlifes.

We will hold a gun to our head, and threaten Trump with suicide. He seems to care more about Germany than Merkel. Its 4d german chess.

>Mohammed totally isn't violating our women and running over our children already

lel

Never gonna beat a trusty M16 or Sa80.

Why do you british people laught about other nations being "blacked" while you´re on the same sinking boat?

we have a professional LARP group that gathers around Mon-Fri, so we can pretend our unemployment is on record low

>another case of german man thinks his country is the center of the world
classic. you wish we'd invade so your refugees and mohammed's would fuck off during conscription.

Pay denbts, or leave Europe, Greek.

Best family photo.

Pay Danbts

>Trainer
>Trainer
>VIP transport
>VIP transport
>Tanker
Looks like an airline for the government rather than offensive or defensive military tool

>But your memefighters will not work against our new super-defense cannons and passive radar.

We have the chance to recover, they don't. There time is up.

Roach, just fuck off to Turkey. Your Turkroach king has won your ref, now fuck off and leave Germany for the Germans.

I voted to leave the EU in 2015 but Merkel pulled Cuckprass' ear and told him to shut the fuck up and stay or she'll have Erdogay invade us

>NATO. How does it work?

Pay Marshall plan loans and NATO debnpts pls.

>>Mohammed totally isn't violating our women and running over our children already

>47% white country claiming he knows anything about Germany.

Call me when you get a passport and set a foot outside your retarded, evolution denying Burgerland.

Tip, it doesn't. Example: Falklands.

Sa80 is a fucking horrible rifle. What are you talking about?

Some of use have infiltrated germany allready we plan to destroy the european cuck empire.

I know, I just love its AESTHETIC.

I'm ready for T.Rex to go ahead and flood the natural gas market with cheap American gas. Russia would be fucked and then it'd just be us and Chiner.

They think London is a good containment zone.

Germany should be divided up and the refugees should occupy specific parts of the country in order to deter your culture.

America was the best thing that happened to Europe. Be grateful, Kraut.

You're reading into this wrong kraut
We didn't park them on one of our German bases because you're not allowed to have WMA's due to being cuckd by the bongs and frogs so they went to bongistan
Relax

You were being mean to brown people. What don't you get? Invade yugoslavia and say it is to defend mudslimes. Full support, we promise.

You can fuck the Gulf states as well. Two birds, one stone.

You are not dismissed yet

Your new memefighter has a combat radius of 1100km. You can't even reach Berlin with it.

It costs 400 million per piece and can be shot down with an AK-47.