/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - STORY TIME EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
publicpool.kinja.com/
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

APPEARANCES
>VP Pence talks to Korean Business Communities 4/17/17
youtu.be/n_1Sg_QHvbY
>VP Pence comments on his dad killing gooks 4/17/17
youtu.be/OHhO4-G4IBM
>Easter: FLotUS Melania Reading Nook 4/17/17
youtu.be/JlnYLko5rG0
>Easter: Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania address crowd 4/17/17
youtu.be/6XiHMdCzyPc
>Easter: Kellyanne Conway Reading Nook 4/17/17
youtu.be/w9AXNmxNS54
>Easter: HUD Sec Ben Carson 4/17/17
youtu.be/eqvzuMAt0yU
>Easter: Attny Gen Jeff Sessions Reading Nook 4/17/17
youtu.be/t_e1F868MFo
>Easter: Sean Spicer Reading Nook 4/17/17
youtu.be/ekj2S2UGTRY
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #12 4/14/17
youtu.be/5-HAAlJebkY
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ

FUN STUFF
>March in the Trumpenreich
youtu.be/gwmp3E9VIX0
>TrumpWave S P A C E
youtu.be/s1qhafzPkAM
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtu.be/pf4RSgb_Pqg
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/Q__bSi5rBlw
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
youtu.be/Nyuv_bPSHBA
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>We Are The Silent Majority
youtu.be/3lrrPG5iPAk
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8

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AWOO~!

lmao more salt from the nigger NEET pls

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Yes! Awoo~! indeed!

LOVE TRUMP AND LOVE SUBMISSIVE RUSSIAN QTS!!!

SAND MONKEY BOMBIN'

All states sound off!
>Mississippi

Awoovement!

Pence is a 10/10 pick.

Pence referred to US and SK as "The Alliance"

We Warcraft now boyzzzzzzz

Why don't the Trump administration condemn this?

Got any abstract Awoos?

I'm liking this extension

I'm glad to be an American, but sometime I wonder if we're always 100% playing for the good guys. Geopolitics is a cruel mistress, it's good to be the only global power on the planet.

>Jobs are coming back
>Companies are investing in our country.
>Illegal Immigration is plummeting.
>Contracts for wall designs are being tested.
>Bombing the shit out of ISIS
>In just one meeting Trump overcame decades of animosity with the Chinese government.
>They're going to help us with NK
>No more "muh Russia" narrative to slow him down.

Shills BTFO

Dobbs on Hannity tonight if anyone didn't hear.

That pence speech would be a good radio station on fallout

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How abstract? Sadly I have not been around as long as others so I have small collection at the moment.

He really is, I wasn't sold on him at first but he turned out to be great, that VP debate just sealed the deal.

You are always trying to statepost, Mississippi user. Did you find another user from Mississippi?

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>Prepare to lose Drumpf

Virginiawoo~

He's trying to get Pence into a competitive mood.

Missing anything from the rally?

WRONG

Pence doesn't kill, he corrects with electricity and pain

AVRROOOOM
Fernando Alsono is coming to my fair state!

is bernie actually more radical than he potrays himself or more moderate and pandering to the radicals? i can't work it out

What did he mean by this?

Now shill are all about the flipping narrative. Telling us half of the thing he said he'll do he won't, even though he has 4 fucking years to do them.

I want to see them choke on their words, just like in the election night.

Damn...

I want some
>2deep4u
abstract.
Yeah there's a few other Mississippian Anons here.

Obama is going to be one of the most forgettable presidencies.

>goes to heaven
>god is wearing a MAGA hat

Kek.

AWOO~

youtube.com/watch?v=z1k59FWSwck

>the left's version of religion is deluding themselves into thinking that they're winning

>one fewer Democrat

Nice.

IM DA VICTIM CRAKA, PAII MUH WELFARE MUP DE DUP BIX NOOD

Reminder that trump is a pedophile.

I hope not
I hope Americans remember for eternity what electing a nigger did to our country

His greatest talent is appearing to work hard while accomplishing nothing at all. Everything he does is toward that end.

Couldn't find a more fitting standard bearer for the Dems, desu senpai.

LOL where can i get that?

An Obama deal:

>hey I have to be seen to criticize this because my base are lunatics

>in exchange, we'll sign off on another bad deal that hurts the US national interest

Who?

>Nigger goes around killing niggers
>Still whiteys fault

Someone has to play the villain -- might as well use it to make sure you're being taken advantage of. Just be glad you can't be bullied into playing ball like everyone else on Earth bar Russia and China.

Why are they trying to meme Chelsea into prominence?

That would be islamophobic :^)

>Submissive

Have you ever met an eastern Euro woman?

*not being taken advantage of

I don't believe I have anything like that sadly

Because they have no one else.

Stop culture shaming you shitlord

Germany awoo

Add Jordan, Israel and Egypt in new alliance

Turkey, Russia and Europe remain uncertain because of inner problems

China most definately neutral

Iran, Syria and NK totally BTFO

The Clinton family and the machinery they control are desperate to cling on, and Hillary might as well be dead.

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Drumpfkins btfo

youtube.com/watch?v=9qKCl9NL1Cg

>one fewer Democrat
you don't know elections do you?

That's not true. They have Maxine Waters. :D

New Jersey reporting in

Let's go down to da shore and have a hoagie

not after the next major economic collapse when the housing and college bubbles pop

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Is this a parody account?
I dont know anymore

This doesn't seem smart.

mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/infamous-baby-obsessed-ice-cream-9631172

kek

Darn.
Which part are you from? Brandenburg?

Kek, good point, he'll never stop voting.

He was a senator for how many decades, if I remember correctly he only authored like two bills and one of them involved changing the name of a post office. What a great leader for the #revolution. It's fascinating that he got so far, it just goes to show if anyone competent had run against Hillary she would have lost. Biden will be kicking himself over not running until the day he dies.

100% real. So is this book of his.

Is she Jewish?

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Wow he really hates white people.

>Russia agrees to Syrian peace talks with UN and United States
>express.co.uk/news/world/793018/Russia-Syrian-peace-talks-UN-US-America
WE'RE NOT GOING INTO SYRIA FOLKS

No, the part which elected the Green governor.

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kek, at least Jeb! isnt as pathetic as this.
He at least understands that the bushes are done foreve. These cunts however cant accept reality.
I wish the democrats choose her for 2020, it will be a god damn massacre, a sea of red as you have never seen before

Who the fuck is Obama? Is he the guy with the funny tweets who loves Trump?

Also he wrote this book.

>raising money for refugees

Did the race already end? I'll make the last bombing look like firecrackers

why are there 4 guys pushing her?

>Trump teased the neocons to expose how ludicrously bloodthirsty they are to the mainstream populace.

why is Trump allowing this praise from a known FASCIST DICTATOR to occur?

When your state has no specific awoo

kek

she's a strong womyn
she's actually pulling them along

Ealy version. Please let me know if I missed anything!

MORNING

>Pence tells NK it would wise not to test the United States’ military
>DHS Secretary Kelly says we need more ICE, border hires and says illegal immigrants must be ‘dealt with’
>Tweets:
>””The first 90 days of my presidency has exposed the total failure of the last eight years of foreign policy!” So true. @foxandfriends”
>”A great book for your reading enjoyment: “REASONS TO VOTE FOR DEMOCRATS” by Michael J. Knowles.”
>Note: This book is 266 blank pages
>”The Fake Media (not Real Media) has gotten even worse since the election. Every story is badly slanted. We have to hold them to the truth!”
>”The super Liberal Democrat in the Georgia Congressioal race tomorrow wants to protect criminals, allow illegal immigration and raise taxes!”
>Drudge Report tweets: “TRUMP APPROVAL HITS 50%”
>Eric Trump on Fox: “The safety of our country comes first. My dad will protect America. Make no mistakes about it.”
>KAC on Fox: Wants Democratic leaders like Sanders, Perez, and Hillary Clinton to speak out against violent anti-Trump protesters
>White House hosts annual Easter Egg Roll
>Trump waves to kids with the Easter Bunny (Sean Spicer)
>Gorsuch begins his first day as SCOTUS

AFTERNOON
>Sessions, Melania, Sleepy Doc, KAC, and Sean all read books to little kids
>Trump signs hat then proceeds to throw it into the crowd
>Liberals rage, but video shows that Trump threw the hat back to the kid who gave it to him to sign
>”””Senior officials””” report to BBC: North Korea ‘will test missiles weekly’
>NBC reports that both “””Republicans”””” and Democrats who saw intel believe that Susan Rice dindu nuffin

EVENING
>Pence rally!

guarantee this nigga is on the dl

Because she couldn't have finished without a man's help.

I don't know which part that is.

>Estibaliz Carranza killed two ice cream men, before cutting them into pieces with a chainsaw and hiding them in one of her freezers, using air fresheners to hide the smell

Why are memes alwas right?

Wow

Sup Forums BTFO

judging by his stupid fucking comment id say no

And it only took two weeks of spam and raiding for people to stop shitposting about it.

BW