Was it part of his plan?
Well, in this overly litigious society, why wouldn't it be?
Was it part of his plan?
Well, in this overly litigious society, why wouldn't it be?
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>"He wanted it to happen" says increasingly nervous defense attorney
was getting caught part of his plan?
And they said meme magic no real.
> youre a yellow guy
that's always why I travel too
>hope they overbook
>pray no one is willing to get off and you get randomly chosen
>refuse, get ass kicked, lose 2 teeth
SO WHAT'S THE NEXT STEP OF HIS MASTER PLAN
First one to talk gets to stay on my aircraft.
Suing the plane, with no survivors.
It doesn't matter who he is, what matters is his plan.
"Crashing this plane..."
"WITH NO SURVIVORS!"
Why didn't they shoot him before throwing him out of the plane?
>He was asking for it
>He was dressed like he wanted it
Don't blame the victim!
>Dr. Dao? I'm Flight Marshall.
>You don't get to bring patients.
Because he brought friends, he didn't get to bring friends.
He wanted to cause a really big scene so it would be extremely painful for him to stay on their plane.
Dr. Dao confirmed for B I G G U Y
getting caught was part of his plan
>at boarding gate
>boarding pass please
>here you go
>you did it again chinaman hehehe so devious
>our defence is so weak we are saying he even wanted a punch in the face to risk it all for our fat and criminal employees
>She wanted to get raped it was part of the plan
it's fake lmao
real article posted at the same time by the same person above.
>By Erin Ciala
Has meme magic gone too far?
Now is not the time for fear.
That comes later.
>is not the time for fear.
Or gay secks.
>guy runs back clearly confused and scared from the beatings
>"have to get home, have to get home"
I cant help but feel for the poor guy. Hope he gets millions of dollars off those cunts.
Why would they beat a man up before throwing him out of a plane?
this fucking timeline
pretty disappointing desu
Probably fake u memeing retards. Would be a PR disaster if that shit actually went to court, especially with that defence....most probable thing is that it will be settledoing outside of the court with a fat paycheck to the chink so he keeps his mouth shut so everybody can forget about it
Damn, I was really hoping for it to be real. Of course OP snuck in Erin CIAla too kek
if I remove you from this plane, will you die?
Your biggest fear. What in the fuck are you talking about? No dick kike. He should open a "no clammos" airline then
Stupid Latin bullshit
It wourd be extremry painfur
I didn't know publicly traded corporations could own "private" property.
"Your a small guy"
>chinks using capitalism to collapse the corrupted cretins to the west
holy fucking shit.
Fuck that homo gook
>overly litigious society
i wish this fucking mcdonalds coffee meme would die. less private citizens pursue court cases than ever in history.
Guess the Chinaman has a future seeing crystal.
Wew lad, united has some shitty lawyers.
shocking the msm is backing united. every cunt on the radio has sucked United's dick over this, only the e news and celebs have backed Jackie Chan. something is fucky.
>Planned to get randomly selected
Hmm, the judge should be impressed by that argument
This is something I first thought
why would someone put up this much hassle when they know how it ends
>it wasn't all for attention
Dr.Dao, I'm TSA
>tell me about Dao! Why was he beaten up?
>a lot of loyalty for a hired passenger
>well perhaps he is wondering why someone would beat a man, before throwing him out of a plane
>at least you can talk. Who are you?
>it doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our plan
>no one cared who I was till I was beaten up
>If I give your seat to someone else, will you die?
>it would be extremely expensive
>you're a big doctor
>was getting physically removed part of your plan
>well congratulations, you got yourself thrown out, what's the next step of your master plan?
>crashing these stock prices, WITH NO SURVIVERS!
Dr. Dao I'm CIA.
You don't get to bring friends.
Asians are tricky but are not the type of make quick calculated decisions. He was just a stubborn old man.
How did he plan to be one of the 4 people randomly chosen?
I had a hearty chortle
Dao doesn't deserve a cent.
He was randomly selected to leave the flight, IE private residence.
This is equivalent to being invited to a party and then being asked to leave, if you don't leave you are trespassing.
He resisted the police and even got on his phone like a POS premadonna.
Reminder: Also has a record of felonies with selling pills and lost his license to practice medicine.
Police had to use force to get him off.
He smacked his own face on the arm rest by resisting the arrest.
4 people were selected to leave the flight and the first 3 accepted the $800 payout.
He was traveling from a high crime area to another high crime area, probably selling pills.
a 4 hour drive from chicago to st louis, which is what his flight plan was for.
That big of a deal crying about seeing patients in the morning, just a 4 hour drive could have solved that.
He's just a typical leftist chink immigrant POS.
The coffee thing wasn't even frivolous, they were serving coffee hot enough to cause third degrees burns on contact
>This entire thread
United Airlines are completely incompetent.
They had one job.
Load the plane.
I hope they file bankruptcy.
*Master Plan intesifies*
DR. DAO REFUSED OUR OFFER… WE HAD TO FIND OUT WHAT HE TOLD YOU
Every airline oversells seats, so you want all the airlines to go bankrupt?
When meme magic gets so outta hand, it starts to crete itself
The offer to leave the seat wasn't high enough. They were all looking for a fat lawsuit. I'm sure those who recorded, or who were in the near vicinity, are getting a cut as well.
Implying Dao will win
None of em can afford it. Hahahahaa
Dao will win
If United can order the police to forcibly remove someone from one of (((their))) airplanes than white people can refuse to sell guns to black people.
check that pali
thats what i'm saying you autist learn to reading comprehension or lurk you nigger
Only if white people incorporate
OKAY. SO YOU GOT YOURSELF CAUGHT. WHATS THE NEXT STEP IN YOUR 'MASTER PLAN?'
>suing this airline
He literally ran back on to the plane after being removed once before.
Regardless of whether it's moral or not, you can't just sit on someone's property if they ask you to leave. It's trespassing.
If you call a cab and they show up and you get in and they say "actually I'm not going to drive you, you have to get out". It may be a shitty situation but if you sit there and refuse to move then you may be removed by force.
Fucking emotional regards.
You want to trust your life to people who can't even handle a seating chart?
Why would you shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane?
>He wanted to get his nose broken and a concussion and spend days in hospital away from attending patients for $$$/hr
Yep, a judge is absolutely gonna buy that. Totally.
>plan to be randomly selected
>plan to have aggressive security
Asians really are good at math
So he doesn't have to think about why we didn't shoot him first before throwing him out.
We're people persons, you know.
I would say crashing United but I don't think they need help with that
at least you can screech
The Fire Rises!
I hate how people argue that corporations shouldn't be considered people and here they are all defending United by saying they are legally allowed to own property like an individual person who's rights could be violated.
All property used by United are really owned by their stock holders.
>Was it part of his plan?
>Well, in this overly litigious society, why wouldn't it be?
If he gets any money out of it, I do not see why anyone would get off a flight willingly after this.
2 in the pink 1 in the stink.
Removing him wasn't the problem, it's a shitty policy, but allowed. He's going to get paid because they slammed him around and then dragged him with a head injury.
how much will Dr. Dao get from suing United?
If they oversell thats their problem. Raise the offer until someone accepts.
>im 12 and whats a contract
A lot of pain killers and gay hookers.
his own prane
>if i take you off the plane will you die?
>>tell me about Dao! Why was he beaten up?
>>a lot of loyalty for a hired passenger
>>well perhaps he is wondering why someone would beat a man, before throwing him out of a plane
>>at least you can talk. Who are you?
>>it doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our plan
>>no one cared who I was till I was beaten up
>>If I give your seat to someone else, will you die?
>>it would be extremely expensive
>>you're a big doctor
>>was getting physically removed part of your plan
>>well congratulations, you got yourself thrown out, what's the next step of your master plan?
>>crashing these stock prices, WITH NO SURVIVERS!
Most likely wont win.
He can only have a solid case if he sues for lost wages for missed appointments.
But the defendants "United Airlines" will just say they have a clause that allows them to remove passengers from a private entity.
They will also bring up that it's just a 4 hour drive and Dao had more than 12 hours to make the drive back.
>The airline reserves the right to deny passengers travel if a flight is overbooked
>the airline reserves the right at any time to remove passengers if they fail to comply or interfere with duties of members of the flight crew
A A AHHAHSHSHSHHSHAHAHAHAHA
>I fucking hate australians ~moot
No wonder why.
>He can only have a solid case if he sues for lost wages for missed appointments.
-he lost two teeth. thats $$
-he's been humiliated through memes on a global scale.
-any potential future employment he will be recognized as "that one doctor who got beat up and traded drugs for sex".
-other medical expenses.
I think it's surefire that he'll win. I just don't know how much.