Alcohol does not belong in human body. In any form

>Alcohol does not belong in human body. In any form

Words of wisdom from this man. Or try to counter-argument him, Sup Forums

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>those cranial features
>understanding science

Pick one

Beer is proof that God loves us.
Benjamin Franklin

this

The only thing I would trust this guy's opinion on is how to start a fire, how to throw a spear, how to skin a hide, and how to bash a skull in with your fists.

>ad hom

Explain the northern european genetic mutation or structure that breaks down alcohol really well then faggot.

>drinking the fermented jew

alcohol makes life bearable

sorry but i can't trust a man without a proper chin

>I-Its not natural
I assume if this guy ever needs surgery he won't have any anaesthetics then. Enough of this shit

i think this is an ifbb pro bodybuilder. I forget his name. He has put chemicals in his body for years totaling in the grams per week. if there is any time for ad hom, this is it

He's right

Alcohol is the poison killing our world.

He's right.

Explain why our body produces the correct alcohol dehydrogenase for ethanol then.

If the world wasn't so poisonous, maybe less people would do drugs or try to kill themselves via smoking,fatty foods, taking unnecessary risks etc.

yeah there it is. Jari Mentula. this physique is built by insane amounts of drugs. hormones, hormone blockers, thyroid stuff, fat burning drugs, diuretics.

You want a counter argument? Beer is your counter argument. Without beer humanity would have been killed off long ago by waterborne illness and malnutrition.

Watch this for more info
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Alcohol doesn't belong in an alcoholic in any shape or form.

It serves autists like me well. I can't even talk to human beings without a little bit of it. Just make sure you don't go into blackout or cop car tipping territory and it should be fine.

Problem is, most social drinkers and alcoholics can't be trusted not to do that. So they ruin alcohol for the rest of us.

"Don't drink alcohol" meanwhile taking steroids made in microwaves and bathtubs is ok.

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He himself says it's finnish genes and oatmeal

Then make your life better you fucking bong

well it does make sense. a doctor probably told him this after taking a look at his nearly-dissolved liver. he probably misinterpreted it and arrived at this conclusion.

hahahahahaha

Yeah, and dat dere celltech.

He's right alcohol is a form of poison and not drinking is redpilled

truth >>truth >>truth >>please spread truth >>

>Not accepting the blood of Christ

Why so heretic?

Shit my bad. I'm sure its on netflix or somewhere. Here is a small clip of it. youtube.com/watch?v=aV36ytSgC3o

what he said is right.

wish I never had a drink.

problem isnt booze but weak-willed men

I'm at the phase of my alcoholism where I have that rotten sour smell. That smell permeates everything too. Clothes, bedding. Don't drink kids.

Bravo.

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What good does alcohol do to one then? One with strong will

I endorse this stench

Girls like it anyhow

ITT: bitches who cant handle a drink

>redditor nihilist logic

Maybe the world would be less poisonous if we poisoned ourselves and each other less

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Agreed, user, I'm in the midst of a breakup with a full blown denial alcoholic. It's like living with a complete lunatic. They spend all the money on alcohol, avoid responsibilities and other bills. Drinks at least 26 oz a day thinks nothing of driving and is down right nasty and constantly say I don't remember! FML

>"alcohol is bad, is destroys your liver and fucks with your mind"
>takes steroids which destroy your liver and fuck with you mind

I'm fine with both, but to use one and despise the other makes no fucken sense. Then again
>finngolian logic

where Jari Mentula is concerned, it is a good source of fast-burning calories that can help workouts. with everything he's been on for as long as he's been on, he really should not drink, though. but it is treated like a PED by many powerlifting federations, and in other sports like marksman and shooting sports. it can lower inhibitions that may impact performance also.

it can aid people in social situations, alleviate some pain systems, act as a sleep aid, give a feeling of warmth, serve as a digestive aid, can provide a diuretic effect, and many find it fun to get drunk.

personally i do not like the taste and i get absolutely brutal hangovers, so i rarely drink it.

Amen!

Back to kikebook

Finnish genes cause the elasticity in your veins to blow out?

Oy Vey!

> t. beta faggot

Alcohol is the white man's drug. It's literally the foundation of civilization. But okay, sure, I'll believe ol' tiny testes here instead of millenia of ancestors.

Sure thing, pal.

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>when pain control is not an option
>when making and using tinctures
>when increasing blood flow
>when aiding in digestion
>when taking herbal supplements
>when being an adult and doing whatever the fuck i want
>when being happy and wanting to have a cider or a shot of whiskey
>when being sad and wanting 5 shots of whiskey and 10 ciders
>when taking this faggot in OP seriously
>when trying to forget how stupid he is

all good reasons

Drink your pee

I agree with that

Its actually useful for various herbal tinctures, but besides that its pretty degenerate. Alcohol is for plebians uninformed on the fact that their bacteria and microscopic parasites rule their cravings their the vagus nerve.

>pic related

The Fermented Jew should be avoided.

>tl;dr: Don't trust in smart people
But in all fairness smart people are certainly more dangerous than idiots

humans and some other great apes evolved to digest the alcohol in rotting fruit. Its also been a part of human culture for thousands of years. there are many types of alcoholic beverages(the best of which being beer) that throughout the ages have been brewed and fermented.

Tramadol too
So stop to use it for your butt hurt

A lot of things don't "belong" in our bodies and alcohol is the least of our worries at the moment

I laugh at all these people with substance abuse issues or other addictioms like porn.
Its seriously not hard to just stop drinking alcohol.
>waaah look at me life is so hard I cant stop drinking PITY ME
They are literally whores.

A cock didn't belong in your mouth but it never stopped you did it?

Of course not drinking is red-pilled. The rulers of this world want you intoxicated because drunk men are weak, and easily manipulated. No one revolts if they're all drunk.

>son please be an intoxicated retard like me
fuck off you dumb nigger

The ancient Aryans of the Zoroastrian people would only drink during debates or arguments. They believed a person was more honest when they had a few drinks. They also drank soma. Mind altering substances can be used in a "spiritual" setting, which really just means it can be used to help you overcome or explore something in your psyche.

how is he not dead

how does his heart still work

even his forehead has a 6pack, fuck

alcohol comes in many shapes and forms, having a wide variety of effects and consequences on the body. Equating one beer to another, or one beer to liquor, or one liquor to another and lumping them all under one group is ignorant, no?

Former (lol) alcoholic here. I've interacted with hundreds of people worse than me and my honest opinion about them is just don't waste your time caring about them. They're killing themselves and damaging their lives and relationships and they really, TRULY, do not give a single shit. Don't bother wasting your time trying to fix an alchy it is futile.

Alcohol consumption increases estrogen.

Looking that awful and not even being an athlete.

>No one revolts if they're all drunk/high.

same goes for opium, amphetamines, and weed. just depends on the person's relationship with the substance and the will power they do or do not have

It reminds me of the drug addict issue. In Australia the media and social worker organisations have always made a big deal about pitying people who use drugs and treating recovered addicts as heroes.
Its fucking disgusting.

There is absolutely no difference between a drug addict and an alcoholic other than the legality of their chemical of choice. I've met so many alcoholics who always use the excuse "Hey at least I'm not a junkie!" while they're in their 6th rehab with 3rd DUI

Alcohol makes us forget what should not be forgotten.


We need pain
We must awash serpents with a clear mind.

srs question anons, I'm trying to avoid alcohol and drugs because Im a weak fuck and they helped me ruin my personal life. How do you socialize at night, especially in pursuit of sex? Im in CO so there is plenty for me to do during the day but when my friends go out at night should I still tag along, wasting money on cover at bars I don't intend to drink at?

if anyone knows its a guy who looks like hes been drinking himself to a stupor every night for years

Alcohol is present in all fruit juice.

>>Alcohol does not belong in human body. In any form

Agriculture and the internet are also un-natural...

So OP should go starve somewhere without running water or electricity.

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I'm way better at talking to people after 1-2 drinks.

I'm in CO too (719). There's a lot of things I can tell you but it ultimately comes down to your self control. I'd personally tell you that if you "NEED" alcohol in order to do something, then you really shouldn't be doing something - but again, it's ultimately up to you. I'm not going to lecture people on the dangers of alcohol and drugs or persuade you to stay clean - that's all on you

lol "Bull" Mentula doesn't want to admit to use of steroids, but i think everyone knows he uses them. I don't know if that is something to do with sponsors or what.

Arnold has fallen
MR Olympia has fallen
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But red wine has antioxidants. It's good for your heart. Dr. Silverberg told me so. :^)

Nothing wrong with drinking a beer or a coup of wine from time to time, most alcohol consumers don't drink alcohol every day, they usually never get drunk and obviously they are not alcoholics.

A literal naive 4 year old's understanding of history.

Literally everything great that ever happened in the history of the world happened because a dude was trying to pick up pussy or bored with no pussy around so they wanted to get drunk as fuck.

Look it up.

>Not drinking beer
>Being straight
pick one.

>Mordecai Noseberg goes to African tribes and trades rum for uppity niggers
>Sails across the Atlantic to the Caribbean
>Sells uppity niggers for real money
>Buys more rum for his friendly alcoholic tribe elders in Africa
>Trades rum for more niggers so the Caribbean can produce more rum so he can buy and sell even more niggers
>Wait 300 years
>Blame white people

All because chief Matumbo couldn't control his drinking

I'd argue with you but I'm too drunk too parse your words senpai.

People do drugs for more than just self medication.

You can responsibly do drugs just to have a positive experience with those you love.

He speaks the truth
Alchohol's only use is to allow those too degenerate to breed to trick mates into letting them

Um...what the fuck is wrong with drinking the equivalent of 2 beers every day?

Yeah that's why europeans can drink milk and beer

>debate a retard
I usually try to avoid refuting tard arguments but what the hell,

Humans have been consuming alcohol for thousands of years and at one point before knowledge of water filtration, "ale" was the only sure way to get hydrated without the fear of sickness.

After centuries of alcohol consumption the human body has developed liver enzymes to efficiently convert alcohol into energy and limit toxicity making alcohol consumption in moderation harmless, if not healthy when you consider the beneficial botanicals in gin, beer and wine.

Most humans of European/African descent have evolved to consume and enjoy alcohol after thousands years of consumption, this can be observed by witnessing aboriginals and their almost non-existent alcohol tolerance

me too but i get way worse at talking to people when the filter comes off at around 11 or 12

Do lsd instead

We wouldn't have western civilization without it. The beer/wine making process was the earliest method of making water drinkable.

>1920's prohibition propaganda

alcohol naturally occurs in the human body

Where was I talking about Matumbo? Look what I said earlier. Alcohol is the white man's drug. Alcohol gives a man the confidence and the courage to do the things he ordinarily wouldn't.

You fucking teetotalers have it all backwards. They want you sober all the god damn time because logic keeps you submissive. "oh gee golly there's no way I could ever go against the man! Gosh gee whiz if I do that I could be breaking (((their))) laws. Gosh I have to be responsible and listen to what (((they))) say."

Listen dipshits, I'm not saying go out and get shitcanned every night. I'm saying learn to drink. Know your limits. Be responsible. But having a few drinks with the boys is a good thing. It's a bonding ritual of male members of the tribe going back since we emerged from the sludge. It's seriously important.

Literally America was founded on alcohol. The pilgrims stopped because they ran out of beer. The Green Dragon Tavern was the headquarters' of the Sons of Liberty. Ben Franklin introduced John Adams to George Washington there. And that's just two footnotes in early American history.

Do you research. Western culture IS alcohol.

Please drink responsibly.

>cider

Know how I know you're a faggot?