Alright Sup Forums, this is my first time ever hosting one of these Risk matches. It'll be a little slow, but if I get good then that mean we can do more of these in the future.
It'll just be a basic Europe map with minimal rules, and five players. Bear with me and let me know how I can improve as we go along.
First come first serve.
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>Russian Empire
>Green
>Moskva
Deutsches Reich
Red
Berlin
The Mafia
Green
Naples
Holy Kingdom of Syria
Golden or yellow idk
Damascus
UNLESS YOU SUPPORT ASSAD THEN YOU'RE A FUCKING REDDITOR AND SHOULD BE GASSED!
OP you're a Trump apologist nigger
Green's already taken
Green ist taken
wrong thread amigo
but anyways GO BASHAR
Ah, shit. Light blue, then.
>121631825
Do not reply to tard.
>inb4 I don't support Assad.
I do, but this is a risk thread.
But enough of that.
Good luck with getting rid of the indios and dealing with chicanos, as well as the inflation problem Mexibro
Good day. The Russian Empire would like it to be known that we lay claim to the Baltic states, Belarus, and Ukraine. If you recognize this claim we would like to extend an offer of alliance.
I'll let you have those territories, but Kaliningrad will be Konigsberg again.
>The Young Turks
>Blue
>Constantinople
So far so good, just looking for a purple player
Agreed.
I'll put you in as purple if that's cool
I will be purple!
that's perfect
Let's get to work. Expand towards Palermo.
Mupdate with Turks OP?
Spills go to Malta and expanding up north.
Fill my fatherland, Souriya.
Alright, let's get this rolling starting after this post
If anybody makes an alliance just let me know so I don't muck things up
Begin filling Turkey
Deal me in OP
Portugal
Purple
Lisboa
Seize Hamburg, spill Dresden.
Well, i'll repeat myself. Fill souriya
Expand toward the western potato fields
Let's try again, then. Expand towards Palermo, spills go to Malta.
Bonus added.
Alliance along modern day Turkey? I assure you do not want the Young Turks breathing down your neck
bonus update!
Can I still join? Any Color
Portugal
Start in Lisboa
Yes Cenk Uygur, i accept.
Yo, gibbe Tunis plz b0ss
Greg and Friends
Brown
Sea Kings
dark blue
Lampedusa
Great! I'd like Cyprus if that's okay with you
my people are the rightful owners of the Mediterranean
London
Any colour
British Reich
Yes, if that will keep peace within us it's fine.
So far so good boys. It's super helpful when you put your bonus in your title, so let's keep that up.
For those of you joining us late, it's a five player game, hopefully I'll be able to host some with more players in the future, but for now we're keeping it easy.
Let's roll for round 2!
Terrific and of course, Syria and the Turks are natural allies
GAme master pls
Portugal
Any color
Lisboa
Great. Let's get to unifying Italy.
Expand north towards North Italy.
Continue towards St. Petersburg
Head towards Ankara but catch Izmir
Official Allies?
Yessir!
Great, let's keep unifying Syria.
Of course, my sir.
Seize Hanover, spill Frankfurt
i would like the conquer Tunisia
Spill Nurnburg, then Munich
Five players? Seriously?
Bump
Bump too. Don't let this die!
Have you read the OP?
It's his first time hosting, cut him some slack.
Sorry for the late response, I haven't been changing the file name so it thinks I'm trying to send spam.
I didn't limit the number of players my first time hosting. It's piss easy and it only gets marginally more difficult with each extra player.
Keepf unifying. IDK if that city with the bonus is mine, but i'll count it.
Expand westward to Sofia
Aw shit. Life's going great.
Fill Northern Italy.
Seize Munchen, then seize Frankfurt, spills fill Germany towards remaining cities.
Expand toward Yaroslavl and Nizhny
Russia will rise!
Bonus is +7 btw
...
Do I sound like the type of GM who gives a shit for NPCs?
Keep filling in North Italy.
Great job so far guys, I'm definitely getting the hang of it now!
Take Nizhny and then that other potato
Any spills go to expanding towards Caligari.
Roll west to Dubrovnik
kek attaway GM
Seize Stuttgart and Koln
Fill Germany
>Spills after all that Anschluss Austria
Oi, can I ask a question really quick? You're not going to invade Italy or anything, are you?
Of course he is he ceded Scandinavia to the Tsar
Alright, fine. It's your game, and I guess not everyone can be as competent as me when it comes to using the fill tool in MS paint.
No.
N-Nani? Shit's going to gt bloody really quick if he does.
Sweet, then. Don't mind me, just looking afer Italy.
Prego per il vostro bene non stai mentendo, però.
Anyone heard anything from Syria?
No you're probably better at using the fill tool in MS paint than I am at using my fill tool in your girlfriend
Keep unifying souriya
>Laughs Nazilly
I'm here, sry
>tfw one off from pali
There's just that one Aussie in this thread that wishes he was a Brit.
I will buy you fine vodka one day
NAP?
Lay siege to Kazan and Samarra
Let's finish the unifying
Fill Germany, spill Vienna and Austria
Aw yiss. Grab Caligari and then march into France.
Which nation are you? The Young Turks, right?
I mean, I don't see why not. Sure.
What's an NAP?
Go north to Sarajevo, Belgrade and Bucharest
Great
Non-aggression pact
Non Agression Pact.
fug, sick burn
add me to the game cunt
A short sleep.
Non-Aggression Pact/Principle
>You don't attack me, I don't attack you.