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PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
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Trump Playlist
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APPEARANCES
>VP Pence talks to Korean Business Communities 4/17/17
youtu.be/n_1Sg_QHvbY
>VP Pence comments on his dad killing gooks 4/17/17
youtu.be/OHhO4-G4IBM
>Easter: FLotUS Melania Reading Nook 4/17/17
youtu.be/JlnYLko5rG0
>Easter: Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania address crowd 4/17/17
youtu.be/6XiHMdCzyPc
>Easter: Kellyanne Conway Reading Nook 4/17/17
youtu.be/w9AXNmxNS54
>Easter: HUD Sec Ben Carson 4/17/17
youtu.be/eqvzuMAt0yU
>Easter: Attny Gen Jeff Sessions Reading Nook 4/17/17
youtu.be/t_e1F868MFo
>Easter: Sean Spicer Reading Nook 4/17/17
youtu.be/ekj2S2UGTRY
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #12 4/14/17
youtu.be/5-HAAlJebkY
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ

FUN STUFF
>March in the Trumpenreich
youtu.be/gwmp3E9VIX0
>TrumpWave S P A C E
youtu.be/s1qhafzPkAM
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtu.be/pf4RSgb_Pqg
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/Q__bSi5rBlw
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
youtu.be/Nyuv_bPSHBA
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>We Are The Silent Majority
youtu.be/3lrrPG5iPAk
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8

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MOVEMENT

THE MAY SURPRISE IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER

Trump is a pedophile.

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I...I think you guys are pretty neat...

Daily reminder that White Nationalism is a retarded Ideology. Civic Nationalism is the only future for America.

*cough cough*
Like, AWOOOOOOO man!

happening aside is anything really going to happen to us soil?

Awoo?

Morning
>Pence in South Korea
>Holds joint press conference
>Visits DMZ and stares down North Korea
>North Korea: Nuclear war could break out at any moment
>Will conduct tests weekly
>Trump tweets: The Fake Media (not Real Media) has gotten even worse since the election. Every story is badly slanted. We have to hold them to the truth!
>”The super Liberal Democrat in the Georgia Congressioal [sic] race tomorrow wants to protect criminals, allow illegal immigration and raise taxes!”
>Easter egg roll met with media approval
>Barron and Melania attend
>Features children’s stories read by such cabinet officials as Jeff Sessions and Ben Carson
>Trump signs kid’s red presidential USA 45 hat
>Throws it back to kid
>Media initially says Trump threw it to the crowd with no regard
Afternoon
>Spicer rally
>Wishes happy birthday to Jim Acosta
>Acosta gets first question
>Military has contingency plans if NK attacks
>Press pool asks around 4 or 5 questions about tax returns
>Gorsuch hears first arguments as SCOTUS judge
>Asks 11 mins worth of questions
Tonight
>Lou Dobbs doesn’t like crocodiles
>Really likes elephants
>Admits to watching pregnant giraffe stream ”occasionally”
>Voting machines for special election in Georgia stolen
>Trump to sign executive order tomorrow directing Federal agencies to review H1-B visa program
>Will make it so only high earning immigrants with specific skills may be considered
>Oregon man “dies peacefully” after being lied to and told Trump had been impeached
>Sen. Warren: Trump admin “is like dog years”
>”It feels like so much has gone on” in Trump’s first 100 days
>Lou Dobbs on Hannity

Pig degenrate

>no / before ptg
>no space after the -
this may as well be an embed embed thread

Please fix the title next time you make a thread.

This is the format you should use:

/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL

>Gorsuch hearing arguments

On which case?

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I'm still bitter that General Mattis didn't read us his war stories for the easter egg roll.
Have Grandpa Sessions instead
youtube.com/watch?v=t_e1F868MFo

I know right?

>With equal pleasure I have as often taken notice that Providence has been pleased to give this one connected country to one united people--a people descended from the same ancestors, speaking the same language, professing the same religion, attached to the same principles of government, very similar in their manners and customs, and who, by their joint counsels, arms, and efforts, fighting side by side throughout a long and bloody war, have nobly established general liberty and independence.

let.rug.nl/usa/documents/1786-1800/the-federalist-papers/the-federalist-2.php

We have had embed embed embed threads, this is doable.

the case of these digits

of course I deny your stupid anti-semitic conspiracy theories. There is no conspiracy of Jews to take over the world. They don't all meet at IHOP every Sunday morning to discuss how to persecute the goyim. Anyone who unironically believes in Jewish conspiracy theories needs to get their head checked. It's funny as a meme, but we've had so many retards showing up lately who are actually taking it seriously.

It's fucking embarrassing.

You're right, we should support amnesty and poo in loo open borders traitors like Richard Spencer does.

Also fuck gun rights. White nationalists don't believe in gun rights.

>tfw the wall prototypes are going up
I hope we get the serial-numbered and sensor-laced version or the irradiated wasteland version.

AWOOOOOOOO

GOD DAMN it,i keep forgeting to fix the fucking title

Trump is a child trafficker.

>There is no conspiracy of Jews to take over the world.

Employment discrimination case dealing with what the correct place to litigate the issue is. A dry legal procedure case

>i've been spending 5 years calling water wet

The Russians groom their agents super early.


Pic related. A 6 year old Tiffany Trumpski.

You're alright too.

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Except they do. It's called kibbutzing.

Don't respond to known obvious shitposting bait from retards.

>Hitler still on hold

t h e r m i t e

You should use this format, autismo.

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This is just the new lefts narrative, don't listen to those cucks

Can anything realistically threaten us? Outside full blown nuclear war. We haven't had foreign armies on our soil since what, the war of 1812? Even during the height of WW2 Germany wasn't able to realistically strike us, you know? It's good to be the king.

lel
keep telling yourself that
your copy/paste skillz are weak

if you reject the logos, you are an enemy of humanity
It's as simple as that

>ywn spitroast this little temptress on your cock while she cries for her daddy and begs you to stop

>mom won't let me buy tickets for the General Mattis Middle East and North Africa tour

and now all those people are gone, and we have Italians and Irish LARPing as white nationalists when 200 years ago, actual white british would've considered them no different from African slaves.

No way. Not even Japan. Only SK.

Even BBC can't compete when BWC's got the BONE BROTH
youtube.com/watch?v=3-ZqD9-W1_8

post patches/shrines

Well, we reportedly aren't sure where all of NK's subs are, so it's quite possible they would nuke all of the libshits on the coastlines.

So, no, nothing important.

Mattis walks up there like

>SOON

>muh banking family conspiracies

nice source, drumpftard. Oh wait it's not a nice source, it's a random infograph you saw on a white supremacist forum and took as fact.

what's the logos?

Subject: DAILY GUIDANCE AND PRESS SCHEDULE FOR TUESDAY, APRIL 18, 2017

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In the morning, President Donald J. Trump will receive his daily intelligence briefing. The President will then depart the White House for Joint Base Andrews en route to Milwaukee, Wisconsin. In the afternoon, the President will tour Snap-On Tools. The President will then make remarks at Snap-On Tools. Later in the afternoon, the President will sign the Buy American, Hire American Executive Order.The President will then depart Milwaukee, Wisconsin for Washington, D.C., en route to the White House.

10:30AM THE PRESIDENT receives his daily intelligence briefing

12:00PM THE PRESIDENT departs the White House en route to Joint Base Andrews

12:20PM THE PRESIDENT departs Joint Base Andrews en route to Milwaukee, Wisconsin

1:15PM THE PRESIDENT arrives in Milwaukee, Wisconsin

2:00PM THE PRESIDENT tours Snap-On Tools

2:20PM THE PRESIDENT makes remarks at Snap-On Tools

2:50PM THE PRESIDENT signs the Buy American, Hire American Executive Order

3:45PM THE PRESIDENT departs Milwaukee, Wisconsin en route to Washington, D.C.

6:45PM THE PRESIDENT arrives at the White House

>Briefing Schedule

Air Force One Gaggle

During en route to and from Wisconsin.

These will be interesting relics one day.

Will be almost impossible for anyone to make heads or tails of them.

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if i accept the stephen i am an enemy of logos

case closed, step on the gas

fall of the US dollar would probably do it.

>giving him (You)s
(You) fool

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youtu.be/fTXzcILPPp8?t=37s

Do you have Pence's schedule?

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I always wonder how many of these are actual CTR and how many are just anons shitposting for the lols.

>no major legislation
>therefore no trump rallies

>mfw

Anyone got some feelgood news stories? I just completely failed a test, and need something to cheer me up.

Alex Jones is getting cucked hard by Colbert right now.

Every pence picture is great.

dam son.

that's cool as fuck

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...did Trump get cucked?

>Colbert
You mean the guy who was proven to be part of the Democrat Party propaganda?
As in literally directed by the DNC for money.

how can one man be so kawaii?

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>shitting on a guy for acting like an over-the-top conservative when the only redeemable part of your career was acting like an over-the-top conservative

He looks angry.
Did he see two gay north koreans kissing?

>watching colbert

watching blind people fuck must be life changing

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During WWII, Japan managed to firebomb a city in Oregon, or the forest near it.

After the war, the Japanese pilot who did it offered a sword to the city as an apology, with the plan that if they didn't accept the sword, he'd commit seppuku with it.

The town accepted the gift and made him an honorary citizen of the town.

I swear to god the Pacific side of World War II must be the most water-under-the-bridge affair for a war of its size in human history.

Why did Pence go to SK?

Trump knows the world is tapped.

He knows any communication will be intercepted/observed/altered before it gets to where it intends to go.

He trusts Pence to take an unaltered or intercepted letter to SK telling them what is about to happen.

We're back to before the information age. Everything will bee off the books and done through secure channels and trust.

Everything will still be fucked up but it will continue to be hidden as they resort to hand written communication and wax seals.

They've hijacked every electronic form of communication. Morris code? Cell phones. Even satellites.

Pence was delivering the war plans by hand. The only way to trust someone is to do it personally.

Maybe they could mail these to white sluts who abort babies every few months for the rest of their lives.

Can't get cucked by a cuck.

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you wanna talk about being kawaii motherfucker?!

a single you
>i ignore past the initial you
calling someone out is worth a (you)

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i bet you watch snl too

Subject: DAILY GUIDANCE AND PRESS SCHEDULE FOR PENCE TUESDAY, APRIL 18, 2017


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7:00AM THE VICE-PRESIDENT wakes up and has come coffee while reading the news

8:00AM THE VICE-PRESIDENT pets THE BOTUS (Bundo) and calls his grandmother

10:00AM THE VICE-PRESIDENT helps local DC area churches with charity work

1:30PM THE VICE-PRESIDENT has a comfy lunch with his family

3:00PM THE VICE-PRESIDENT works in the department of energy

4:00PM THE VICE-PRESIDENT heads to congress for legislation work

8:00PM THE VICE-PRESIDENT returns home to hot cocoa

>Alex has become so influential talk show hosts have to attack him
TV is dead and they are trying to cling to relevancy

> watching blind people fuck

PRAISE KEK!

that's my kind of motherfucker

youtube.com/watch?v=qmFhsts8WC4

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a (You) can set off a (You) snowball
he has two (You)s now

>tfw blind
>tfw will never experience the joy of watching blind people fuck

plausible

Checked

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