/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL -KEK STRIKES AGAIN? EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
publicpool.kinja.com/
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

APPEARANCES
>VP Pence talks to Korean Business Communities 4/17/17
youtu.be/n_1Sg_QHvbY
>VP Pence comments on his dad killing gooks 4/17/17
youtu.be/OHhO4-G4IBM
>Easter: FLotUS Melania Reading Nook 4/17/17
youtu.be/JlnYLko5rG0
>Easter: Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania address crowd 4/17/17
youtu.be/6XiHMdCzyPc
>Easter: Kellyanne Conway Reading Nook 4/17/17
youtu.be/w9AXNmxNS54
>Easter: HUD Sec Ben Carson 4/17/17
youtu.be/eqvzuMAt0yU
>Easter: Attny Gen Jeff Sessions Reading Nook 4/17/17
youtu.be/t_e1F868MFo
>Easter: Sean Spicer Reading Nook 4/17/17
youtu.be/ekj2S2UGTRY
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #12 4/14/17
youtu.be/5-HAAlJebkY
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ

FUN STUFF
>March in the Trumpenreich
youtu.be/gwmp3E9VIX0
>TrumpWave S P A C E
youtu.be/s1qhafzPkAM
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtu.be/pf4RSgb_Pqg
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/Q__bSi5rBlw
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
youtu.be/Nyuv_bPSHBA
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>We Are The Silent Majority
youtu.be/3lrrPG5iPAk
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8

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youtube.com/watch?v=e01zjP0Jb2Y
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AWOOOVEMENT

AWOO~

AWOO~

At what point does Trump breaking his campaign promises make you unpaid shills change your mind on him? If you actually supported him because of what he said he would do then continuing to support him when he doesn't do those things only makes it easier for him to flip flop on everything.

SHOWING UP ON TIME IS RAAAAYYYYYCIIISSSSS

alex is getting a divorce and im his lawyer basically said "he's not really crazy, its a performance" so that he can get custody of his kids. He can go overboard sometimes..
youtube.com/watch?v=9qX5ZbZJrY4

Interesting choice with the edition, OP.

awoo?

>he still forgot to add a space after the hyphen in the subject line
sort yourself out OP

if he'd actually breaks them

REEEEEEEEEEE

fuck

>FEMINISTS SAY OUTDOOR EXCURSIONS ARE PATRIARCHAL
wtf now i hate outside

>Trump will never put America First
Not so fast, you sneaky jew.

Basically this. Say it's all an act or he loses his kids.

You had your week where it looked like he was going to be an average Neo-con when he bombed Syria, but was clearly a one off event.

Comeback when you have an argument that can hold up in a conversation.

Morning
>Pence in South Korea
>Holds joint press conference
>Visits DMZ and stares down North Korea
>North Korea: Nuclear war could break out at any moment
>Will conduct tests weekly
>Trump tweets: The Fake Media (not Real Media) has gotten even worse since the election. Every story is badly slanted. We have to hold them to the truth!
>”The super Liberal Democrat in the Georgia Congressioal [sic] race tomorrow wants to protect criminals, allow illegal immigration and raise taxes!”
>Easter egg roll met with media approval
>Barron and Melania attend
>Features children’s stories read by such cabinet officials as Jeff Sessions and Ben Carson
>Trump signs kid’s red presidential USA 45 hat
>Throws it back to kid
>Media initially says Trump threw it to the crowd with no regard
Afternoon
>Spicer rally
>Wishes happy birthday to Jim Acosta
>Acosta gets first question
>Military has contingency plans if NK attacks
>Press pool asks around 4 or 5 questions about tax returns
>Gorsuch hears first arguments as SCOTUS judge
>Asks 11 mins worth of questions
Tonight
>Lou Dobbs doesn’t like crocodiles
>Really likes elephants
>Admits to watching pregnant giraffe stream ”occasionally”
>Voting machines for special election in Georgia stolen
>Trump to sign executive order tomorrow directing Federal agencies to review H1-B visa program
>Will make it so only high earning immigrants with specific skills may be considered
>Oregon man “dies peacefully” after being lied to and told Trump had been impeached
>Sen. Warren: Trump admin “is like dog years”
>”It feels like so much has gone on” in Trump’s first 100 days
>Lou Dobbs on Hannity
>Dobbs talks shit about Madonna

ANY TIME, ANY PLACE
PUNCH A NAZI IN THE FACE

I'm glad someone decided to bake, but in all seriousness OP needs to sort himself.

whats everyone doing to get /comfy/?
>kolchak
>screwdriver
>refers
>raviolis

ANY TIME, ANY PLACE
PUNCH HIT A NORMIE WITH A LOCK PAD

always awoo

nothing will come of it
goldman people are already deep within the administration, pooinloos will keep coming
i just hope he doesn't cuck us on immigration

Threads seem slow tonight
shillcon 5?

how the fuck do all day op's do this shit

i can't think of shit and only made like 4 threads

>not even giving us time to panic and Joe post

Terrible thread, I'm disappointed in you, OP.

At the point where he actually breaks promises? So far all I'm seeing is liars like yourself insisting he totes betrayed everything he stood for, when I can use my own two eyes and see that's bullshit.

I can tell you're going to throw some horsecrap bullet point list that totally proves me wrong. Which people in the thread will methodically shoot down. Maybe we can skip this retarded dance and go straight to the part where we insult one another without accomplishing anything.

Why hasn't Trump bought DealDashDotCom?

youtube.com/watch?v=eqvzuMAt0yU

this is one of the comfiest things I've seen in ages

We better not fuck with these guys.

Please awoo

you must learn the secrets of /ptg/
you do not choose the editions
the editions choose you

>medals on pants

nah,just a slow news day

pretty comfy actually

I don't get this line of shilling, he hasn't done anything unforgiving

And besides, Trump and his White House is just so much fucking fun to talk about, can't remember anyone on this board giving a shit about White House daily briefings and Senate proceedings

Subject: DAILY GUIDANCE AND PRESS SCHEDULE FOR TUESDAY, APRIL 18, 2017

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In the morning, President Donald J. Trump will receive his daily intelligence briefing. The President will then depart the White House for Joint Base Andrews en route to Milwaukee, Wisconsin. In the afternoon, the President will tour Snap-On Tools. The President will then make remarks at Snap-On Tools. Later in the afternoon, the President will sign the Buy American, Hire American Executive Order.The President will then depart Milwaukee, Wisconsin for Washington, D.C., en route to the White House.

10:30AM THE PRESIDENT receives his daily intelligence briefing

12:00PM THE PRESIDENT departs the White House en route to Joint Base Andrews

12:20PM THE PRESIDENT departs Joint Base Andrews en route to Milwaukee, Wisconsin

1:15PM THE PRESIDENT arrives in Milwaukee, Wisconsin

2:00PM THE PRESIDENT tours Snap-On Tools

2:20PM THE PRESIDENT makes remarks at Snap-On Tools

2:50PM THE PRESIDENT signs the Buy American, Hire American Executive Order

3:45PM THE PRESIDENT departs Milwaukee, Wisconsin en route to Washington, D.C.

6:45PM THE PRESIDENT arrives at the White House

>Briefing Schedule

Air Force One Gaggle

During route to and from Wisconsin.

***NO SPICE CONFERENCE***

Only the very autistic among us can make more than a couple at a time.

extensive trump meme folders, a highly granular focus on current events, and powerful, powerful autism

...

huh.....i was forced to think about this.

youtube.com/watch?v=e01zjP0Jb2Y

By knowing the subject matter. This is clearly comfy Pence hours.

>the grouchy ladybug
cute!

Fluffy is probably crying in his sleep right now.

:3

Fresh one for you

>pewdiepie is Nazi
>Paul Watson is a shill
>Milo is a pedophile
>Alex Jones is CIA
>Trump is a Russian agent

you mad drumpfly?

get btfo

youtube.com/watch?v=9qKCl9NL1Cg

>Worried.jpeg

Do you get a medal for bringing Grorious Reader his tendies?

>The most Jewed country on earth
It would make me happier than you can imagine if we freed these people from Marx's curse.

Guys, atlanta is having that election that ends today. How do we prevent Ossoff winning

>big TNN
Now that's what I call comfy

>Trump signs kid’s red presidential USA 45 hat
>Throws it back to kid
>Media initially says Trump threw it to the crowd with no regard

Link so I can btfo lefties please? My idiot friends were just sperging out about this.

AWOOING IS NOW FORBIDDEN!

>***NO SPICE CONFERENCE***

...

>no one suggested that

By not concern shilling.

I try to get creative with my organization when I'm drinking

i was going to go with a " 2nd Lt. Edward J. Pence, Jr edition" but couldn't find any good pics of pence's dad.....if you can find any,that could be next

is there a lisa boothe awoo?

>NK military confirmed for having the most pieces of flair
USA MILITARDS BTFO!

Trump can't win with our media.

>Have 50% approval rating
>Nobody is really covering this story
>Media instead whips this report out instead: Apr 17th 2017 7:52PM Trump popularity plummets in Russia, poll shows

CAMPING IS NOW A WHITE NATIONALIST ACTIVITY

If your having trouble with a title
First pick a picture randomly as inspiration.
Then come up with a title.

There's this when some user's stream froze on her mid-howl

AWOO!

just wait till his poll numbers hit 88%

...

You forgot to mention where Trump bombs North Korea because Ivanka told him so.

I'm starting to think Trump is a moron

how can our guys even compete.

>no on suggested that

WAR TRUMP !!

>no one has suggested that

checked
keked

twitter.com/MicahGrimes/status/854009984606228480

Should I bust out the ultra-rares or do we want lewdawoo tonight?

Think about this number: 46.8%

This is the percent that Hillary got in this district

Ossoff needs to be able to cobble together more than 50% to win this seat in Round 1. He and his team knows that if he can't win in Round 1, he can't take the seat. And no poll yet has ever given him above 50%, or even above Clinton's 46.8%.

There is no shot at Ossoff winning this one

haha starting he has showed just how fucking stupid he is for decades and you just know are seeing it.

that's a killer hat

Why would I be mad?

You're so ready to be a larper you've forgot the rules of the game

youtube.com/watch?v=GoHQz1gnO28

PEACE

Does anyone know her name? She posted here a while back..

Look on the bright side, the russian angle really is officially dead. Took long enough, the lying snakes.

>America unironically wants to nuke this

These are the last pure Asians on earth, untainted by gene-hiding plastic surgery. They would bring you beautiful children, not surprising disgusting cretins birthed behind the mask of false beauty.

How do we save them, /ptg/?

>hatless

little of column a, little of column b

Its going to be low numbers his entire 8 years. People are just going to have to except it. The media hates him and will not give him credit for anything positive. They skewed the polls during the election, they are skewing them now. Nothing can be done about it.

Steve

Poor pupper

>her

are you really this new?

You know the media is having a shit day when they try to turn this bit of fun, father son style shit into a negative.

>her

That's the very definition of Shillcon 5. Remember, lower=worse.

They can't

delete

user...

They've never been posted before, they have to be hatless, but here's one that I some kind shooper fixed earlier today

Jim

>her