US Should Annex Mexico

Why the fuck doesn't the United States just legalize Marijuana/Hemp, and then annex Mexico?

I haven't put a SHITLOAD of thought into this, but it would allow the US military to absolutely shit all over the drug cartels and eliminate them. This is assuming the US military could easily win a short-lived war against Mexico to force the primary Mexican government to be subjugated. I don't think the US military would have any problem doing this, and then immediately turning around and whipping the Cartels like the ragtag fuckwads they are doesn't sound like a huge challenge.

I say legalize marijuana and hemp first because let's be honest, you can easily grow tons of it in Mexico and it would immediately be a cash crop, spurring investment into the region due to the recently increased levels of security and safety in the concept of Mexican agricultural investment.

They could keep their current organization of government, though many things would become redundant and therefore would be completely eliminated due to lack of need. Whether it would be broken down into many states is up for discussion, but the general concept of taking it and using their land to increase the overall federal budget via taxes sounds worthwhile due to long-term profits.

Not to mention, annexing Mexico would, in a relatively short time, bring up the general quality of life for all Mexicans and resolve the immigration crisis. They can just stay the fuck home and build an economy there. Also, a southern wall would get quite a bit cheaper due to the smaller Mexican border.

Also, why the fuck hasn't the Mexican government just asked the US to Annex them yet? Most of their land is Cartel-Owned practically, US forces ripping their spines out through their assholes would make it easier and safer to live there.

Win-Win for the US and Mexico, who loses here?

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The cartels and Mexican ruling class would turn the populace against the invading anglo, drawing upon centuries of hispanic inferiority complexes to add fuel to the fire.

It'd be like Iraq but worse.

we should just nuke the place desu

You niggas can't deal properly with Puerto Rico, let alone a 130 gorillion G20 beanconomy.

You had your chance, be glad you got Calexico out of it.

Not only are the cartel soldiers smarter than the pigs/narcofags/deafags in the us, but they have bigger balls and just as big weapons, and just as much funding. The cartels would shit all over the nancy reagan "just say no" fags.
Also, drugs make your aim better. Dea fags
With their chamomille tea with stevia will get canoe'd in the face by a 50 cal bullet. Ive heard stories of cartel soldiers cornering and executing dea fags on the highway in mexico. Same thing would happen if they invaded mexico. Cartel soldiers are legit

You risk some idiot politician giving mass citizenship to Mexicans.

Usa is already in deep demographic trouble, it doesn't need any more.

Give it time. All of North America belongs to the USA. If the USA was after territory it would have been done a hundred years ago.

>If the USA was after territory
Uh but you were after territory you just fuck up

But when will we get to reap the benefits of their land? I really want that Mexican hemp in our markets.

Yes, yes, give the entire population of Mexico free range of movement and residency anywhere in the US and make cartels on American soil.

Good goy America, good fucking goy.

>inherit Mexico's problems

fuck that, I want the Canadian cutie-pies

Delete this

They did it with jews and they turned out fine.

I know you're just trolling, but in case you're just dumb it's because USA's weath is sustained by leeching from the third world through treaties. European Union does this too and that's why many 3rd world european countries want to leave it.

Because Mexico is full of people who look like refrigerators with facial hair. The ugliest people in the planet even west Africans are more attractive

and inherit their people and problems? Jesus, why?

But we don't want the Mexicans.

Why would we want more spics?

refrigerators with facial hair
fucking lel

Delet this, dale!

>how to lower the average iq by 10 points and the gdp percapita by 50% overnight

fuck you for making this thread

why is it always some fucking retarded chicano that wants us to take mexico? why would we want more spics and ruin our economy?

I didn't bother reading your whole post btw because I don't care

Leeching? C'mon. What actual positive economic benefits do we get from Mexico? Aside from avocadoes.

I've been saying to create a vassal state in northern Mexico forever. Make it US v2 and still lock down the border.

Jews are white

>Friendly reminder :D

Jews are the Mexicans of the white world

Only if we castrate all the Mexican males

Then begin bleaching the females.

Rinse and repeat until whiteness is confirmed

>Friendly reminder :D

Nah, sterilize the females too. That or just evict them all and open up all that extra territory to actual Americans.

Mexico is probably whiter than the USA, annexing it would raise the white percentage.

>U.S. should annex Mexico

for fuck sake man, how can you be this retarded

>flag
>calling Poland, let alone the UK or France third world countries
Just neck yourself Pablo

this could only be a post from a CHI

Because if we annexed them we couldn't:
>Exploit cheap labor
>Enrich (((the wealthy))) with drug & human trafficking
>Continue to launder billions into a "drug war" & "walls"
>Build factories in environmentally unregulated zones
>Keep a buffer between us & commie S. American shitholes
>Funnel weapons to Islamic extremists undetected
>Cultivate anti-American La Raza extremists
>Plunder their wealth, send it out of country, keep their economy depressed - because in capitalism there must be a loser in order for us to be winners

Etc.

Genetically, this is true (for most Jews) but most people on Sup Forums or most WN refuse to recognize this fact. Culturally they aren't white, this the problems I have with them. If they considered THEMSELVES Euro they would be fine. Instead they claim to be the victims of whites.

Zizek kun noticed us

>If they considered THEMSELVES Euro they would be fine

lol they're not even in Europe so they're not white regardless lmao

>DEA
>in Mexico

This is bait right?

I'm a 100% white American living on the East Coast.

I think everyone's forgetting that I said to legalize weed and Hemp and just abuse their agricultural resources. They'll need hands to work those new fields owned by US investors, who better than the Mexicans living there? It'd be very profitable, meaning we could find a perfect wage to keep them there.

As for someone saying the Cartels would kick ass and chew bubble gum, or that it'd be like Vietnam, I just gotta ask

Are you fucking retarded or what? The Cartels aren't nearly up to par with the US military, and the resistance post-Mexican surrender would likely drop heavily, and with an influx of great job opportunities, many would give in to their new US overlords considering the quality of life they would have.

The Mexicans stay in Mexico for the new relatively-high-paying jobs close to their original home, their infrastructure gets invested into in order to move these cash crops. Any grand negatives from this end up heavily outweighed by the amount of tax revenue that comes from these vast swathes of new profitable agricultural investments.

All I've seen if fuckwad comments so far, give me something truly witty, guys, ffs.

only if we get to genocide the mexicans instead of making them citizens

Most of these I would see as positives lol.

As far as blocking the commies from South America, I think you're forgetting that there's a huge swathe of impassable terrain between central and south america that practically no one crosses. I believe the fastest crossing was like 60 days or some shit.

Don't stop until the panama canal.

How about just killing the war on drugs, legalize them along with prostitution to hurt the funds of cartels and corrupt officials on both sides of the border. Maybe put some pressure on the government and it's people to get their shit together, start a meme campaign to redpill the Mexicans.

Still build the wall though.

Isn't it because cartels already have a metric fuckton of influence in the US gov

Because killing all those mexicans would be expensive and would be bad PR. We could do it to indians back in the day because the lack of modern technology. Nowadays, it would just be a nightmare.

This is definitely an option, but let's just start with Mexico ;)

Annexing Mexico is not some new idea. It was a bad idea in 1848 when we utterly defeated them and occupied Mexico City.

teachingamericanhistory.org/library/document/conquest-of-mexico/

No one in the US wants this except (((liberals))) who can't win elections anymore without having to get fraudulent votes.

The Mexicans don't fucking want it either and would fucking correctly fight our invasion. They have their own language, culture, and history. Only some disgusting mongoloid globalist imperialist would think annexing Mexico and merging it into some bastard super state is a good idea.

Food, oil, electricity, natural gas, cheap workload (why do you think large companies support immigration). Your country doesn't actually produce shit.

>every shitskin in mexico would be a united states citizen
no thanks

The problem is that our economy would be tanked temporarily while we got hit with the massive burden of their economy.

They would have to be phased into full rights over time, we couldn't put them all on welfare immediately.

Once the ball really got rolling it would be a massive boon to annex them, though.

No because pic related

>, annexing Mexico would, in a relatively short time
Haha this is not the 19th century, this time we will give you hell.

Also >muh cartel owned
>someone didn't watch the news
>doesn't know they don't own shit
>doesn't know that their organizations are collapsing hard

Protip: they are funded and trained by the CIA-niggers. Google the Camarena case if you don't believe it.

The drug cartels (Mexico, Colombia, Southeast Asia, Afghanistan) are run by Americans in banking, intelligence, oil, and arms industries. The Bushes, the Coors family and others.

Fuck right off

The US produces lots of things, but when your shithole of a nation decides it's cool to have lower wages because your people have no form of real self respect and no desire to fix themselves, we might as well capitalize on that now shouldn't we?

Why would they want to eliminate cartels? They get money from cartels, they get money from employing illegals. I don't think you understand how greed works. Solving cartels on other hand costs money.

Is that a picture of the single platoon you guys have of soldiers that are actually up to par?

>annex Mexico
We already have way too many spics here as it is. If anything we need to give California/the southwest to the beaners just to get rid of them

See but you're missing the point, we offer them reasonably better pay than usual low-end labor in the US to grow and harvest marijuana/hemp in Mexico, so they stay there. Maybe some of them move up in society and move into the original 50 states, but the shit-tier people would stay in Mexico since they can make a decent living there. They'll just send us their best and brightest, which would be good for everyone now wouldn't it?

1.obvious inperialism even if they asked for it the world would frown on it.
2.you think immigration is bad now, wait until they can travel freely.
3.they speak only spanish, a political-logistical nightmare.
4.It would take years not months to fight the cartels unless we went full SS.
5.nationwide poverty spike as mexico standard of living is much lower.

Annexing canada would be 'easier'.

Its possible...

No, your country processes things, but doesn't produces them raw. None of the prime resources are yours. Your county depends far too much on others.

Lemme call up the coal miners in West Virginia and ask them whether they produce resources. Or the farmers in the midwest, let me check whether they create the vast majority of the food for both the country and even some exports.

Oh wait, we do produce tangible goods that can't be found elsewhere, what a thought.

We definitely produce our own electricity, more than definitely produce our own food, we have natural gas in many places, such as Pennsylvania. Pretty much all you have that can't be found elsewhere is cheap labor.

And why does labor have to stay cheap? If it can't be found for cheap, they'll just automate the processes further. Less people doing that shit job in the first place.

Also: Your natural resources won't be gone just because the US invades, otherwise invasions would be pointless now wouldn't they?

If anything you're just making it sound more lucrative to annex Mexico, my salted bean.

Is this some sort of elaborate fucking ruse?
>Looks 75% caucasian
>That fucking finger placement
>That aim
>K/D scribbled on arm with a sharpie
This man is a gimp, he'd be just an inept in combat as he would be at mowing my lawn.

Oops, double post, forgot I wanted to respond to this.
1) I haven't figured out how the US could work around this, but I'm sure it could.
2) If you offer them all high-paying jobs as land-owners or workers processing those crops, they'll have every incentive to stick around
3) I imagine it wouldn't be too difficult to get the next generation to speak English, and to bring them in over time to being bilingual entirely.
4) Full SS is perfectly ok in my book.
5) A short downward spike, sure, but over the long haul it would be worth.

All this examples and yet you still depend on imports, lmao.
>s-superpower

>Mexico
>white
>Mexicans
>white

>when your teeth match your skin color
oh my

are you blind burger?

> it would allow the US military to absolutely shit all over the drug cartels and eliminate them.
>implying we want to eliminate the cartels
>implying we didn't train the leaders of the cartels on US Military bases

Imagine being this bluepilled. You have the worldview of a child.

We like to consume stuff because we have the money and economic power to just import whatever the fuck we want. Mexico has to export shit because they don't have the wealth and general quality of life to just wantonly import things at their own leisure like us Americans can.

All these supposed resources but you still can't import in a leisurely manner.
>m-muh natural resources

Get back to mowing lawns, Pablo.
>image related, not even a mower is willing to deal with your bean salt, but here I am.

>Implying mexicans have the technology to raise enough awareness before the dust settled
>Implying it wouldn't be over in a day or two
atlas.media.mit.edu/en/profile/country/usa/
atlas.media.mit.edu/en/profile/country/mex/

>Annex Mexico
>inherit all their debt, crime, and poverty
>USDollar plummets

Same reason the US doesn't want Puerto Rico to become a state.

but since everything is already the US, there will be no need to move because they are already living the american dream

>legalize marijuana and then kill the cartels when you make it legal

>Why the fuck doesn't the United States just legalize Marijuana/Hemp, and then annex Mexico?

Because if Mexico becomes part of the U.S., we won't have anywhere to deport the beaners too, and all the ones down there will have freedom of movement across the entire country.

Fuck off.

Lets just start by saying that you are a clueless fucking moran if you think that any self respecting stoner from the US of A is smoking cartel bud.

Fucking idiot. We run that show and this is why the cartels have gone back to powders.

Nevermind what else is wrong with OP. You fucked up right there. Next.

Your country can't even produce enough effectively. You're fucking done.

Well we can't just let them take their drug money and invest it into the new plantations, we want that money going DIRECTLY into the pockets of American entrepeneurs, not a bunch of scumbags who just turn around to become landed elite with a history of crime.

I'd rather have evil businessmen than have evil gangsters running the economy there. At least the economy would then grow, instead of stagnate like the deep south did way back when.

Probably because it's full of squatmonsters you stupid fucking cuck. Make a virus that targets mestizos, and then we'll talk about annexing the land.

But if they have economic incentives to stay in their home areas, why the fuck would they bother moving?

Also, I never suggested giving them full citizenship immediately, I definitely wouldn't suggest that.

...and legally accept the reclaimed Crimea.

Plz annex us America-sama :3

I am 100% open to this option. Really, it's just the land that's useful. Just make sure the global community doesn't find out about the virus and we're golden. The few that survive can just work alongside the new masters of the land.

I think Thomas Jefferson would approve of an idea like that, so why not? He was a founding father and all.

Legalizing drugs is a loss for the Jews who have a lot of direct ties to the cartels laundering their money and so on. In directly Jew pharmaceuticals would lose too.

Trump's Jewish son-in-law and top adviser won't let Trump even think about legalizing anything that will hurt the Jews, even if it helps Americans.

And if this is about the drugs than yes please stick with the powders. You are horrible at growing herb. Keep your seeds and your herm'd genetics you spic faggots.

Lately even our Meth is better.

That's fine, Crimea can be Russia's as long as the US can take Mexico. Sounds like a fair deal to me.

What's Mexico after the Louisiana Purchase, amirite? And we'll actually put the land to good use.

>we have the money and economic power to just import whatever the fuck we want
HAHAHA this americoward thinks that is in some position of power
>Mexico has to export shit because they don't have the wealth and general quality of life
Burger education
>All these supposed resources but you still can't import in a leisurely manner
What is nafta and why my fellow americowards need it for sell shit

Would it not be a better idea if USA takes UK as their 51st state?

>Wanting to become even less white
you're stupid we have enough beans here

Please do

Thats called Puerto Rico Rajneesh. Whipe that ass in the Ganjes and gtfo.

no, the UK is mommy

>anglo
We're not "anglo"

fuck england

because mexico is a fucking mess, who wants to annex a disaster?

Is not like it will matter by 2050. You'll be as mixed as Brazil no matter what.

Well by then I'm sure that the white identitarian movement will have advanced enough to have free association and create a white area and it matters because we don't want your problems

Did you really believe that US can become self sufficient, I mean they already produce a lot of technology and such but what a about basic stuff or raw materials. I don't see americans (millenials) making line to take those jobs

>Why doesn't the US annex Mexico?

Because our experience with Native Americans (pic related) is that they either sit on the Reserve and drink Alcohol or mouthwash if Alcohol banned, or they create a casino and send mouthwash to the other Indians.

Mexico is nothing but a bunch of Mestizos (Indians) or them mixed with Spaniards. Just google "mexican town" and see what bullshit they are in. They don't produce anything. They are literally 1 step above nigger tier. They work hard, and that's a good thing, but they will never meaningly contribute to society where it counts.

>maad