IT'S HAPPENING! FUCK. IT'S HAPPENING!

IT'S HAPPENING! FUCK. IT'S HAPPENING!

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WHAt

revolution

And now it's running down your leg

How are you so autistic

I hope your old queen's dead. Can't hold anymore Brit's shitposting.

WAR
A
R

huh

good god y'all

So the fuck does this mean for people who aren't bongs

Our mum will outlive you lad

Will Charles be king desu

Nobody know what the hell you're on about fuckface

NO ROYAL FAMILY HAD BETTER BE DEAD

I'M ENJOYING MY HOLIDAY TOO MUCH FOR THAT

FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK THE ARMY GOD DAMMIT GAGHH

FUCK QUEEN ELIZABETH

queen is dead
charlies abdicates
william to be crowned king
holy crusade will begin
Constantinople will be liberated

What's happening?

>NO ROYAL FAMILY HAD BETTER BE DEAD

they don't wait for the PM to announce that kind of m'larky user

Unilaterally ending the NHS
Please god, be this.

Not
>So this is war
>Huh
>Wow

what if russia takes kebabstanbul first and byzantium is reinstated

Do Buckingham Palace announce it themselves?

how long till the address?
and where can i watch

ELIZABRTH

25 mins
tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcnews

DEAR GOD THE EMPIRE IS RETURNING!

Holy shit that ID!!

thanks mate

i dont get it

At least post a link, you fucking tard.

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39627690

Your ID is cool kangaroo

Secure. Contain. Protect

>Do Buckingham Palace announce it themselves?

Pretty much m8 and then announced as breaking news etc on the tv/radio etc

me too no get...

What's happening: it's likely that she'll ask for an early general election. She cannot call one, she can only ask the House of Commons to vote for one. But she'll very likely get one.

And it's great timing..

THERESA MAY AND DONALD TRUMP HAVE AGREED TO ADOPT UK AS THE 51st STATE OF AMERICA
>THERESA MAY AND DONALD TRUMP HAVE AGREED TO ADOPT UK AS THE 51st STATE OF AMERICA
THERESA MAY AND DONALD TRUMP HAVE AGREED TO ADOPT UK AS THE 51st STATE OF AMERICA
>THERESA MAY AND DONALD TRUMP HAVE AGREED TO ADOPT UK AS THE 51st STATE OF AMERICA
THERESA MAY AND DONALD TRUMP HAVE AGREED TO ADOPT UK AS THE 51st STATE OF AMERICA
>THERESA MAY AND DONALD TRUMP HAVE AGREED TO ADOPT UK AS THE 51st STATE OF AMERICA
THERESA MAY AND DONALD TRUMP HAVE AGREED TO ADOPT UK AS THE 51st STATE OF AMERICA
>THERESA MAY AND DONALD TRUMP HAVE AGREED TO ADOPT UK AS THE 51st STATE OF AMERICA
THERESA MAY AND DONALD TRUMP HAVE AGREED TO ADOPT UK AS THE 51st STATE OF AMERICA
>THERESA MAY AND DONALD TRUMP HAVE AGREED TO ADOPT UK AS THE 51st STATE OF AMERICA
THERESA MAY AND DONALD TRUMP HAVE AGREED TO ADOPT UK AS THE 51st STATE OF AMERICA
>THERESA MAY AND DONALD TRUMP HAVE AGREED TO ADOPT UK AS THE 51st STATE OF AMERICA
THERESA MAY AND DONALD TRUMP HAVE AGREED TO ADOPT UK AS THE 51st STATE OF AMERICA
>THERESA MAY AND DONALD TRUMP HAVE AGREED TO ADOPT UK AS THE 51st STATE OF AMERICA
THERESA MAY AND DONALD TRUMP HAVE AGREED TO ADOPT UK AS THE 51st STATE OF AMERICA
>THERESA MAY AND DONALD TRUMP HAVE AGREED TO ADOPT UK AS THE 51st STATE OF AMERICA
THERESA MAY AND DONALD TRUMP HAVE AGREED TO ADOPT UK AS THE 51st STATE OF AMERICA

GET HYPED HOLY FUCK

I second this.

I wonder if he's some sort of spider SCP

pls be true

delet

Didn't you read that long ass article about it? It's announced by the prime minister

unconfirmed report that she's j ust going to call a general election in june, pretty boring desu

maybe she is sick

Does that mean I can buy a glock?

Class: Keter

General election will be on June 8th,

But to be serious, I've never heard "general" election.

What's a general election?

When the time does come, Sir Christopher Geidt, the Queen’s private secretary, will be the first official to convey the news. Geidt will call the prime minister and use the secret “The Queen is dead” code. In the past, palace officials used a code to make sure switchboard operators weren’t the first to find out. When King George VI (the last British monarch to pass) died in 1952, the code that palace workers used was “Hyde Park Corner.”

Queen Elizabeth’s secret code is “London Bridge is down.” This statement will kick off Operation London Bridge, the plan to alert the world that Queen Elizabeth II has died.

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Either the Queen's Dead, We're going to war, Northern Ireland is fucked, Our PM is stepping down or we are having an election

Nothing.
It's always nothing.

You meant to say the US would be rejoining the Commonwealth

Hes probably a soccerfag scp =sporting club portugal

It's the normal government elections in the UK, the election of local representatives to form the parliament and hence government.

Just move over here and you can buy all the handguns you want.

ah fuck off dude, lets just invade nk instead.

>11:15
Fuck lunch doesn't even start till 12! Glad I'm not at work today.

It'll be nothing, just look at these fucking diggitydubs!

Oh, so the same as legislative election?

SHES ANNOUNCED IT
GENERAL ELECTION
WE'RE HAVING A GENERAL ELECTION ON 8 JUNE

A bit early

Lame

ah it's fucking nothing

Where the fuck do you live?

please

man she's hot

A little Island the UK owns, south of England. Super rich island.

"General" as in all the seats, not a special or by-election where just one or a few are contested

mummy

nice polital move tho.

Someone made the queen a coffee instead of tea ffs

*political

Jewkipper here
Who do I vote for? do I vote Conservative? Do I not bother?

Liberals win! Liberals win! Liberals win! Liberals win! Liberals win! Liberals win! Liberals win! Liberals win! Liberals win! Liberals win! Liberals win! Liberals win! Liberals win! Liberals win! Liberals win! Liberals win! Liberals win! Liberals win! Liberals win! Liberals win! Liberals win!

...

>Lib Dems
>Winning anything

>LABOUR BTFO
>THE MILKMAN BTFO
>LIB DIMS BTFO
>JIMMY KRANKIE BTFO
>SNP BTFO
SAY IT WITH ME

MADAM PRIME MINISTER

Holy shit rare flag

Eh, not really. Everyone except Labour wanted it. The reason she didn't want an election was because the useless Corbyn will be kicked out after he loses them 30 seats.

Ukipper here too. I'm voting Tory. Fuck (((nuttall))). It's a wasted vote.

The truck with mounted guns which was lost in the Emu War wasn't lost.
SCP foundation found out after they got some tips from the local Aborigines that shadow like emus with red glowing eyes appear every night in the near of the war scene. There was also a three time bigger than the other one of this shadows.
The truck was the culprit and summons emu demon from an another dimension.
They found the truck flying in the big emu shadow. After banishing the shadow for a short period of time they took them to a secret place.

>TORY SUPER MAJORITY SOON
TORY SUPER MAJORITY SOON
>TORY SUPER MAJORITY SOON
TORY SUPER MAJORITY SOON
>TORY SUPER MAJORITY SOON
TORY SUPER MAJORITY SOON
>TORY SUPER MAJORITY SOON
TORY SUPER MAJORITY SOON

Found it, thx

JEREMY CORBYN ON SUICIDE WATCH

NICOLA STURGEON ON SUICIDE WATCH

LIB DEMS ALREADY DEAD

What's happening, George? Why make a thread and not elaborate on what it is that's supposedly happening?

>Super rich island.
No, it's just that all the rich fucks from the rest of the world tend to retire here and the fact that the cost of living is so high that give that impression. The average person is no better off than on the mainland UK.

I don't understand, we're on course for Brexit! Why would we risk handing the power of government to Labour when those socialist commie kikes will undo Brexit cus muh globalism. It's a huge fucking risk!

Ah fuck, just what we need in America, another liberal shithole

youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg

Former May voter here, not gonna lie. This is hilarious watching May crash and burn. But in all seriousness, we can't let this women get access to the crown jewels.

Wtf are you

(((Pols))) Show that Tory are around 50% of vote share, if this holds up in an election May will have 5 years of supreme power.

She can gain access to my crown jewels if you know what I mean

>three pair

Kek

Can someone give me the quick run down?

Good looking British journalist sky news has there.

You are one to ask.

Why as no one heard of Jersey before? Where do you think New Jersey came from?

kek

Why the fuck would we want millions of fucking Muslims as a new state?

Shut up Mongol.

It's just the Tories trying to shut the SNP and lib Dems up and enforce another 5 years if austerity.

This will basically give a mandate for hard brexit.

Oh

Mr. Jorge looks like trump

Oi! It's only Scotland and London that are liberal, Geeza.

when did this board start brown nosing the tories so much?

i just want free tuition so i can do another degree you mother fuckers

>west minster doesn’t represent the people
>west minster making Brexit negotiations weaker
>mummy wants general election to get majority
>if mummy wins, she has public mandate
>if mummy loses, Brexit could be undone by socialist communist jews