Brit/pol/ - Don't Vote For The Tories edition

>Theresa May announced intention to hold general election to increase majority, she will need two thirds of parliament to support it
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39629603

>God would have voted Leave - May
theguardian.com/politics/2017/apr/16/campbell-attacks-mays-easter-message-to-nation
archive.is/Ytpwb

>UK government shielding Tony Blair from prosecution over Iraq
theguardian.com/politics/2017/apr/16/uk-attorney-general-in-bid-to-block-case-against-tony-blair-over-iraq-war
archive.is/gFfLn

>UK property bubble on buy-to-let lifeline
propertywire.com/news/uk/uk-landlords-buying-limited-company-ever-due-tax-change/

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We're fucked lads

will nige stand and win this time?
what about banks in clackton against carswell?

Theresa may confirmed Sup Forumsack

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MILKMAN 2017

Fire up the meme cannons boys
new general

Who here /firstelection/

USA #1

Vote Tory
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What's the record for biggest majority anyway?

Can't wait to see UKIP go the way of the BNP

Very interesting
>Reminder: Brit/pol/ has an insider.
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>Posted hours in advance, lads.

How utterly fucked are Labour? Are we going the way of one party?

THIS JUST IN: LIB DEMS LEADING IN THE POLLS

LIB DEM SURGE

BBC HANDWRINGING HAS BEGUN

Why? They are the only party that pushed the overton window to the right.

So what are your options? Tories only?

Tories are scum, but they'll win easy. Britain is a shitpile.

>Don't Vote For The Tories edition
>Voting for UKIP in the year of our lord 2017
UKIPs glory days with Are Nige are over.

conservatives wont be spending illegal amounts of money against them this time, they will unironically get a few seats

THERE HE IS BASED CURTISE ON BBC

MILKMAN SPEAKS

SOMEONE CAP IT I'M A PHONEPOSTER

DAMP RAG SPEAKING ON BBC

Life is good lads, I missed hI'm

TFW you won't be approved to vote till after the election, feels bad man. I should've sent my form in sooner.

No you spastic cunt read the op image.

Unless Labour can win seats back in Scotland it's going to be an absolute fucking massacre. Labour have 0 chance of winning and it's going to be a Tory majority either way, only thing up in the air is how bad Labour get fucked.

lib dems backing it

corbyn literally on suicide watch.

haha wow.. she betrayed me i guess

I can see the SNP being the official opposition.

Why's she calling an election right when the brexit negotiations just started?

>tfw know nothing about our own politics
>dont know what any of the parties even stand for

can i get a quick rundown?

New GE. Vote Tories, safest bet for Brexit.

/MILKBOIS/ WHERE WE @?

Because

>How utterly fucked are Labour

Very, And the party will inevitably split after their utter failure at the election.

Lib Dem/Labour coalition?

Lol Tim thinking his party has a chance

4d chess mate, Labour never expected it

This isnt a snap GE since she doesnt have the power? She is just flexing her tits right?

NO MORE CORBYN LADS
>TFW LABOUR VOTERS SO RETARDED THEY'D RATHER CHUKKA SPEAR THAN BASED BREXIT CORBYN

>Have to leave my house in May for council elections
>Now possibility of having to leave my house just so Corbyn or the milk brigade can't get control

Ah fuck off

I'VE BEEN A FOOL TO MYSELF
I THOUGHT THAT I COULD LIVE FOR NO-ONE ELSE

To btfo any opposition to Brexit. A Tory win will be seen as a second mandate for Brexit.

will Labour get less than 100 MPs, lads?

THE ONLY MAY IS UP, BABY!

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A vote against the Tories is a vote for a soft Brexit and mass immigration.

Are the Tories perfect? Certainly not. But they will END freedom of movement and labour and Libs have said they will not. UKIP have been absorbed into the Tory fold. Come back to us.

I'm far left so I'm fucked either way so who should I vote for to have the most fun?

Wouldn't be surprised if Libdems took the entirety of Londonistan and Liver/pol/.

Because it'll be over in 2 months.This isn't like the burgers where we spend 18 months fucking around.

Because other parties have been saying they want to block certain parts and stifle the negotiations, she is calling for a GE to strengthen the Tory majority.

> May has just told many Labour MPs they will be unemployed on June 9th

Top fucking kek

He isn't an MP, he's an MEP.

BREXI-

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Con to gain ~60
LibDem to gain ~50
SNP to lose ~5
Lab to lose ~100

Carswell is losing his seat to whatever tory stands there

SNP or Socialist party?

>Joined the Tories like a month ago
Ehehehehe, better call my local party Hq

I KNOW
I KNOW I LET YOU DOWN

Greens? Or you could stop being a cuck.

Tories, UKIP, BNP. Maybe really meme it up and put Trump in your ballot.

>A vote against the Tories is a vote for a soft Brexit and mass immigration.

Sounds good to me. I'll be voting Lib Dem.

I used to be pro-ending freedom of movement but i'd rather have white immigration from Europe than paki immigration from the Commonwealth

are you so new that you dont know that nige runs to be an mp every election?

what i got is Corbyn's party has been criticizing the leadership of Mother Theresa for a while, so she is asking the parlament for election because she knows she will win, so the corbyns have to choose between losing elections or betraying their voters

she created a lose-lose situation for corbyn

So Corbyn is actually going to quit now?

Can't wait to see the momentum tears.

REMINDER THAT THE TORIES WONT USE ANY IMMIGRATION POWERS THAT THEY WANT

He didn't say he wasn't, he asked if Nige should stand as an MP..

Vote Tory for Brexit.

Anything else for a fudge and no real Brexit.

Scot here

Voting Tories as they are the only dependable option for brexit.

If Conservatives in Labour constituencies are smart hey would vote UKIP en masse to twist the knife, but they never do.

> Have voted labour in last 3 GEs
> Will vote tory this time

It's going to be a fucking massacre

/thirdelection/ here
Enjoy the experience lad

Who's non-white here?

Still voting UKIP unless May guarantees stop to immigration. No cucky shit like "stop to low skilled migration", we need a break.

After he loses the general election yeah.

SNP are centre left. They're just EU Corporatists.

How BTFO will SNP be in Scotland?
pls be a lot

>Liver/pol/.
Na dude Liverpool is Labour through and through.

VOTE UKIP

A strong Lib Dem party is worse than a strong Labour. At least Labour don't actually hate this country like the lib dems do.

He'll quit after the catastrophic loss in the general

You'll see.

>people thinking that Labour will simply unite behind another Blairite after Corbyn is gone

Kek, not going to happen, inevitable splits coming.

Imagine. May has seen the writing on the wall and realises what a monumental fuckup leaving the EU will be for Britain. So, she now has to call an election based entirely on Brexit, which she aims to lose and stop our exit from the EU. Prepare for one of the most farcical campaigns ever fought by the Tory party during which Mummy May makes gaffe after gaffe on-screen and on-trail in a vague attempt to get Tim Farron into number 10.

>SNP being the official opposition.
what a queer thought

you have to go back

Election time lads

I'VE BEEN A FOOL TO MYSELF

He can't quit now surely. Not enough time.

Tories must have noticed what happened in our election in March.

Our biggest and oldest Social Democrat party was utterly destroyed, lost over 75% of their electoral.

It's fucking over.

Only two months before i'll be living in Corbyn's glorious Soviet Socialist Republic of Great Britain.

Waiting is the hardest part.

sounds based, cheers

Get a postal vote.

wait 10 more mins

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