Brit/pol/ - Vote UKIP To Piss Off Liberal Comedians Like Russell Howard edition

>Political insider confirmed for posting in brit/pol/
>Theresa May announced intention to hold general election to increase majority, she will need two thirds of parliament to support it
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39629603

>God would have voted Leave - May
theguardian.com/politics/2017/apr/16/campbell-attacks-mays-easter-message-to-nation
archive.is/Ytpwb

>UK government shielding Tony Blair from prosecution over Iraq
theguardian.com/politics/2017/apr/16/uk-attorney-general-in-bid-to-block-case-against-tony-blair-over-iraq-war
archive.is/gFfLn

>UK property bubble on buy-to-let lifeline
propertywire.com/news/uk/uk-landlords-buying-limited-company-ever-due-tax-change/

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>it's going to happen all over again

>suddenly flooded with tory shills

Cuckservative shilling is going to be here until June at least.

Might just stop coming for a while lads.

bbc.co.uk/news/technology-39625679

Reminder that this government funded propaganda is still trying to destroy free speech on the internet and regulate it. Only British Moderate Liberalism can stop the government and return freedom to the British people.

Devolution - Referendum - British Freedom

>BLUE SURGE

Very interesting

>Reminder: Brit/pol/ has an insider.
>See
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>Posted hours in advance, lads.

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I expect Labour to go sub-200

>not wanting maximum brexit
FOUND THE LABOUR VOTER

If you live in a Labour seat, vote Tory

If you live in a Tory seat, vote UKIP

vote for whoever is most likely to remove Labour in your constituency

I'm excited

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WHAT IF HE COMES BACK

>tfw you will never be the GCHQ employee paid to shitpost on brit/pol/

WHO /TORY/ HERE

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I am fucking nervous lads, I ain't lying.

This could go horribly wrong.

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The Tory shills are making me fucking sick

This. That's what this whole fucking election is about.

The LIBLAB cunts will run on a platform of 'Brexit Lite' or 'No Brexit' and the Tories will 'have to scale back on hard Brexit plans to appease the opposition, it is democracy after all!'

I guarantee it. This has been planned since the referendum result was the opposite of what was expected.

It's pretty fucking easy to call for a 'hard brexit' when you know you're never going to deliver

Fuck this fucking country.

>when brit/pol/ is faster than /brit/

>Thatcher finally dies
>May takes her place
Can I know no peace from his hell

I'd just like to say fuck you, UK. Your silly little "snap election" is fucking up my American news sites. No one in America cares about your election but apparently the Jews that write the news do. Fuck you.

What if labour wins lads?

TIM FARRON LEADER OF MEN

The government has been sending out mixed messages about continuing "high skill" immigration and transition arrangements. Maximum Brexit would be just fucking leaving and stopping immigration all together.

>YFW protest votes result in a Hung Parliment

AARON BANKS STANDING AGAINST KEKSWELL AHAHA

JUST

>Live in Cheshire
>Voting for Stephen Mosley

Fuck no. Hes a remoaning backstabbing scumbag.

The left is in a right mess today.

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H A P P E N I N G

WHO WILL BRIT/POL/ BE VOTING FOR? POLL:

strawpoll.me/12772247

WHO /SALTMINING/ HERE?

Lib Dems are worse m8. I'm voting Kate Hoey to stop the yellow peril

>tfw hate Labour
>could never vote Tory

don't worry, you'll still get your daily fill of 'Drumpf, am I right???'

blame yourselves for letting ((them)) govern the news

What about? If you hold the majority opinion of Sup Forums theres no chance you lose. If you're one of the few of us that don't we're in the shitter anyway and we can't go much deeper.

as much as I know conservative majority will be good for brexit
I can't forgive them for all the horrible things they've done and how they've become new labour 2

Fuck conservatives
Vote ukip

>muh black pill
Fuck off you miserable cunt.

Lads how would an American come volunteer for ukip? Would that be legal? Think I could stay with locals?

>Labour/Lib Dem marginal

Do I vote Team Corbachev or Team MILK?

Sort of insider here, just a word of warning. This snap election is a direct result of the U-turn Hammond had to make on the budget with regards to the budget. They now know they can't make it to 2020 without taking some serious (and I mean serious) heat from the electorate for some of the tax proposals and cuts they are going to have to make in order to stabilize the brexit waves. Afterwards, NI will be going up, triple lock is out, child benefit and UC going down, etc etc.

ffs

>UKIP gonna get blown out
Will a right wing party take its place?

Vote for UKIP or some meme party.

CONFOUND THEIR POLITICS

FRUSTRATE THEIR KNAVISH TRICK

>20 years later Blairites win another landslide

post more

How are your burger bed fellow taking this?

>You're here forever.JPG

V O T E U K I P
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you have no intention of doing that, gas yourself

Just fucking neck yourself

is the UK a dictaotorship because it has a queen and stuff?

ANTI-MUMMYFAGS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

>live in one of the safest Tory seats in the country
>other parties didn't even campaign here last election

If he came back, Labour would lose every fucking seat.

>EVIL INTERNET MISOGYNISTS HARASS BRAVE WOMAN POLITICIAN

>blown out
They will go from 0 MPs right now to 0 MPs?
How will they ever recover

except labour's seats will be fewer as they have lost scotland to the SNP

Bring us more lad

we can all have that job in mays surveillance britain!

No you fucking moron it's a Monarchy

My my, these lefties are being a bit misogynistic.... could even call it "hate speech".

>tories are based
>labour are the real racists
>based civic nationalism

LIB DEM
S U R G E

Neither of them will win. Whatever tory stooge stands there against them will

Is Corbyn /assad'sguy/?

lizards arent women

some lab in scotland might even vote tory to kick out SNP

it's only misogyny if you attack liberal women you fool

new poll just in. same figures as 1983 before thatcher landslide.

UKIP is yet another zionist party. I knew you tossers were stupid enough to fall for it.

Douglas Carswell must be fucking bored of all the elections he's had to do recently.

You're as bad as northern Labour voters who hate the Tories because Margaret Thatcher. Stop being a retarded bigot and get over it. They're the party for now.

Imagine living in a Corbyn run Britian. (It's easy if you try)

honest question - who else do we vote for? UKIP is down the pan and at least the tories will pull us out of the EU/single market

I know they are multiculti cucks but what is the alternative?

>inb4 called a shill

>muh getting paid shekels to shill for the fucking Tories

If you can't see that this was all planned ahead of time and that this is purely to reduce Brexit to a joke then you're either 14, a legitimate idiot or a shill.

Where do I sign up to work in the Gulag lads?

Why I am nervous about this Sup Forums?

Like, I know CON will gain and LAB will lose seats, but something about this just makes me nervous, like, it's a gamble, a very small risk gamble, but a gamble nonetheless.

so should I still vote for pookip now farage is gone?

who /roarin for corbyn/ here

Is Normie Twitter always this bad?

>23%
Will this be Labours worst election in a 100 years?

This time it will be even more of a pasting.

The parallels are startling though.

vote for this fringe ethnonationalist party you cuck

Well my MP is shit so I'll probably vote UKIP but I can understand voting conservative in this dichotomy. No shame for marginal lads.

Here

fuck off we need to play this smart and the only party who can pull this off is tory

TORIES AND UKIP NECK AND NECK. REMEMBER TO VOTE IF YOU HAVEN'T YET

strawpoll.me/12772247

MILK SURGE

MUH BLACK PILL
MUH HITCHENS
MUH EVERYTHING IS LOST
MUH VOTE FOR AN IRRELEVANT PARTY THAT IS IN SHAMBLES

I'm a remainer that lives in a Labour safe seat. Labour seats aren't really safe anymore desu

I might have to vote Lib Dems

Why shouldn't I vote Lib Dem to keep us in the single market?

What a bunch of vile misogynists. Surely in the equal and sensitive society of modern Britain, such speech has no place here? Perhaps someone should report them to the police~?