Fuck off ya cunt

This chat is for hard strayin' fucks only ya cunts. Get your abbo cunts in here and be strayin'

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Get fucked burger

>Abbo
>Australian

pick one
(It's like saying Indians are American, like yeah.. they used to be... but their clay was taken over and they are now just hanging around - I've got nothing against them lads, but... well, yeah, anyway)

Worst attempt at sounding like an aussie you fuckin gronk

Hey guys what's going on here

Dis my land

G'day cunt buckets.

Did you poofs enjoy your Easter?

I spent Good Friday with my flatmate's family because mine are all over the other side of the country.
Flatmate got so drunk he nearly died of alcohol poisoning so all in all it was a hilarious day.
I got so drunk the family dog started licking my face and humping me and I just let it happen man. Felt good at the time, no homo.

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glass yaself fukwit

if i eva foind out who dis is oil kick ur fukin teeth in mate

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Your ancestors were dickwashers for my ancestors.

don't sleep on da roud

YA CUNT

Can I move to Australia please?

I mean, it's basically our country anyway so

How white are you?

its da pylceman!

I suppose so. It's more British than England is these days.

A lot of this "Aussie talk" would sound absolutely ridiculous coming out of the mouths of most of the Aussie posters here in a real conversation.

>burger trying to act aussie
???

>browsing Sup Forums without a vpn
dumb cunts

COME HOME WHITE MAN

perth ya fucking cunt cocksucking petty sniffin pooftas

im scootin down to the milk bar for a cocksucking shake of milk before we go fight roos in the outback

Agreed, but we have to act extra bogan to keep up appearances around the burgers.

Im a fierce strayan silverback. I ride my roo pulled war chariot to patrol for dangerous fauna, like crocodiles, drop bears and abbos.

irony

Really? Seems pretty normal to me

yeah nah, you can't honestly say that you don't go to a "servo" chuck "u-eys" and so forth

So you never been the bush before, have ya cunt?

Florida reporting in, we're honorary aussies

>abbos

Just use one b, abos aren't worth two.

>act extra bogan to keep up appearances around the burgers.
I love crocodile dundee

I live in the bush fuckhead, doesn't mean we have to go into town to go to woolies once a fortnight

>doesn't mean we have to go into town to go to woolies once a fortnight
Sorry to hear that

You ever ride the rainbow serpent to dreamland on a walkabout?

Australian are valuable members of our community

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>he doesn't have an IGA in town, but a woolworths 3 hours away in the city

You don't live in bush then, cunt

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This one time, out bush

you mean coles m8

>he doesn't have to drive for 5 hours to get to the nearest woolworths

>he doesn't have to drive an hour to get to the next milkbar

what's woolworths?

sorry mate can you post that again? my satellite went out

You Aussies think you're so hot...

well you know what...

You're not.

AUSFAILIA BTFO
LITERALLY CANNOT REFUTE THIS
MAY AS WELL QUIT Sup Forums ALTOGETHER
BTFO
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Please be
L o n d o n

>calling yourselves honorary aussies for no real reason
thats pretty strayan now that i think about it