Brit/pol/:General erection thread

>Election on the 8th of June
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>God would have voted Leave - May
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>UK government shielding Tony Blair from prosecution over Iraq
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It's over May, give up now and I might let you have your seat

Brit/pol General Election voting intentions:

strawpoll.me/12772247

Looks like the Tories have it.

>Car Share this evening
>PMQs tomorrow
>Question Time and This Week on Thursday
>Daily Politics all week
>Emoji-bots on Saturday
>Hitchens on Sunday
WHAT A WEEK WE HAVE HERE!

BUTTOCKS STATUS: SMOOTH

Literally this.

Voting UKIP is a dangerous game to play. If it's a Tory/Labour or Tory/Liberal marginal especially it is a must that you vote Conservative. We need pro-brexit voices in parliament, and if UKIP don't have a hope, there's no point splitting the right wing vote.

REPOSTING THIS

Waiting for right wing labour MPs to split away from the party to form an SDP 2.0

Rumours are MPs are talking to Farron about an alliance

>tfw balls have shriveled up on Estrogen and Cypro


YAY!

>late night brit/pol/
>livestreams
>labour voting cuck friend getting BTFO for the third time in a year
cannot wait desu.

post yummy pics of Mummy May please

>splitting their own labour vote
>even more tory MP's

>voting Tory
>ever

>ya'rite lad
>welcome to your local Labour party hustings

...

I was genuinely upset the election wasn't in May so all the puns could be made.

What about safe Tory, if it makes no difference how I vote in terms of who my local MP will be? Whose total vote tally should I contribute towards?

>mfw buttocks are smooth

> LibLab alliance

Even with LibDem's seats Tories still win with ease. The fucking delusion on the left is staggering

>Tory boy wankers

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THIS IS THE PLAN LADS. SPREAD THIS AROUND
>tell you neighbours
>tell the chums at work
>tell your uni mates
>tell your family

TACTICAL RIGHT WING VOTES INCOMING

Missed out Champions League today and tomorrow AND Snooker.

>implying they would even have the balls

>tfw live in a Labour stronghold
On the plus side guess I have a front row seat to the inevitable chimpout

Either Tory or UKIP, the choice is yours if the result is a foregone conclusion.

Is Nige going to stand for South Thanet?

>tfw theyre all better looking than Tim Farrons wife

It was the slow realisation that they are all trannies made this particularly funny

GOOD MORNING

Everyone please read this:

If UKIP was going to sweep the north then why didn't they win Stoke?

They might win a few northern seats in this election, maybe up to five, maybe 10! Maybe they'll get lucky. That would be their biggest electoral success ever.

But 10 seats is nothing in the context of parliament. Labour is still going to be present. Current predictions are that they might get 160 seats, which is well short of a majority of course, and well off the Tories. But it's orders of magnitude bigger than UKIP.

Sorry mate, that's just how it is. UKIP are a small party and they're not suddenly going to win 150 seats, are they?

Vote UKIP. It adds pressure for the anti immigration wing and the anti EU wing. If you're safe Tory vote UKIP.
If you're marginal seat vote Tory unless UKIP were 2nd last GE
If you're Labour safe then vote UKIP

if you're SNP vote Tory, Lid Dem vote anything that can beat them (even fucking Labour)

pro free speech rally, Bristol/London, this august

?

HOLY SHIT I FORGOT ABOUT THIS

OUR NIGE

the right wing has been in power too long.

a fair system is one where each party gets a turn every 4 years.


so conservatives get a go, then labour, then lib dems, then the greens, then all the indepdeants mps one at a time then ukip

>tfw the leicester meme will finally be killed for good tonight

Probably not

Would be interesting to see though

TORIES OUT

VOTING INTENTION? UKIP

>Snooker
Why? It's so fucking dull mate

>no paks or nogs

Carswell isn't with UKIP any more you ponce.
Other than that, yes

WENGER OUT

Will farage fail AGAIN to become an MP

I will stop laughing if he does desu

ALL HAIL

LADS

DONT FALL FOR THE SAME SHIT THAT HAPPENED IN 2015

>MUH SPLIT THE RIGHT WING VOTE

VOTE UKIP, EVEN IF PAUL NUTALL IS A FAGGOT

>tfw live in a conservative stronghold in the north
Feels good. Voting UKIP.

>Mfw mind is clear

BUTTOCKS: SMOOTH
MIND: CLEAR
VOTE: UKIP

FIRST CONSUL WHEN

>ABOLISH ALL POWER FROM ROYAL FAMILY

>CENTRALIZE POWER

>REMOVE COMMUNISM

>REMOVE ENTITLED OXFORD ETON BRED TORIES

>REMOVE HORSE OF LORDS

it's ukip: voted

I'm the user you replied to, I'll be travelling then. Best of luck friend. What did you have in mind?

Can anyone edit May into this?

where is the not voting option?

Anyone who votes is a fucking moron

Where did this "buttocks smooth" meme come from? I remember it being on brit/pol/ in 2014 but can't remember, it was some old man I think.

They're on the other side of the room.

Based Steve to lead the revolution when Corbyn get BTFO in June

50 DAYS UNTIL THE POLLS OPEN LADS

>Anyone who votes is a fucking moron

Snooker is such a /comfy/ sport

Fuck off nu-fag

Eyups mate

>still believing in the tactical voting meme

Disgusting.

Why does Nige have a tiny arm

>implying it won't be Dan Jarvis

Harrogate?

Just sent my postal vote in, went with the Lib-Dems to stop this divisive, racist & sexist brexit

#imwithTim

hello user

thanks

there will be anti-election/anti-trump visits around the same time

i want us represented peacefully and seen, i want a simple rally and march

there shouldn't be any antifa or violence, not least in Bristol, and I think we will be able to make our presence known

The man already has my vote. Dunno bout MP though, (((Berger))) is a bit of a cunt

Oh shit.

>tfw Ripon

fuck off would you

anti election/anti trump visit protests i meant

We need to vote ukip or tory depending on our area. All that needs to be done is convincing people how shit labour is, priority is losing labour as many seats as we can.

The sensible thing is to vote Tory in any Labour or Lib Dem seat, and hope they will swing like Copland.

If you're in a Tory safe seat vote UKIP and ensure that the Tories know that the populace is clearly drawn to the right.

Whatever happens the socialist labour tears are going to be delicious.

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The next leader of the labour party and our PM in 2020

Has it not occured to her yet that maybe she's the cunt?

I'M TELLING YOU BLUD, YOU GET ME SENPAI

This. Removing Labour should always be the priority.

That is never happening mate

Vote UKIP to keep the Tories on their toes!

Hahaha Tim Farron is being smeared already

Apparently he's pro-life and thinks gay sex is sinful. That can't be popular among liberals

sending in your vote before commons have voted on there even being an election

CAN YOU IMAGINE VOTIN YOOOKIP

PAHAHAHHAHAHHA


TOTALLY BTFO

WHY DO THEY EVEN EXIST

UTTERLY IRRELEVANT


HAHAHAHA

Vote Labour, laddo's

You don;t want the tories ending freedom of movement

>I-It's not fair!

Some queer who can't even speak without tripping over his tongue?

Fuck labour.

It is and he will kill the Tories when elected as leader

you convinced me, gonna vote conservative because I want more non-white immigration and anti-semitism laws :^)

Even ex-Labour voters with UKIP sympathies will never vote Tory. They have that ingrained "Muh Coalmines" attitude drummed into them as kids growing up on their bennies.

Where did this come from?

Nigel is on LBC tonight at 7pm. There is an open line for callers to talk to nige.

I suggest we inundate the the phone lines with requests for Nigel to rejoin UKIP and stand in the upcoming election.

we can do this Sup Forums has no boundaries.

Mad man hacked his twitter

>tfw live in a traditionally safe Welsh nationalist seat

There's a good chance that we could get a large Tory swing here, and it'd be really nice to have this seat go right-of-centre for the first time in...who knows how long.

I don't see UKIP doing too well here. And if Neil Fairlamb runs again that could be based since he used to be a schoolteacher in Dulwich College in England and Farage was one of his star pupils

Are Britain First (or any other meme right-wing parties) gonna be standing? Live in a fairly safe Tory seat, don't wanna vote for my absolute traitor of an MP.

Well hardly, you'd have to been delusional to think anyone but the tories will win a large majority. Im a socialist, but I can't wait for the ousting of corbyn and his ilk. Fuck momentum, dragging us into wet blanket liberalism

>pro-life and thinks gay sex is sinful.

Wouldn't vote Lib Dem, but if this is true I agree.

He's a total fucking wetter, they wouldn't risk him becoming leader. It's more likely that he'll be one of the defectors in the coming weeks

>That can't be popular among liberals

The Lib Dems are half made up of Scottish church people. They did not pick him as leader by accident, they hate gays.

He was open-ish about his religious beliefs until he got the job. Then he just stopped answering questions.

Why did labour members choose the mongy miliband brother. Look at the fucking state of >us now

A fair system is one where the party who the people vote for win

What we really need is a nation led by philosopher kings

Copland swung from Labour to Conservative less than two months ago. It won't be the only one.