Can't believe I didn't think of this sooner

Can't believe I didn't think of this sooner.

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>don't wanna go through the hassle of telling them that it won't work out because that's unpleasant
>so I'll just fuck off through the backdoor and let them sit there with the bill, waiting for me to come back

>Guy takes a girl on a date to Hooters
>"Are you on a date that isn't going well?"

Obviously . . .

Yea, what Fritz said. Op should kill yourself.

>go to hooters
>order angel shot neat
>have hooters waitress follow you to car
>rape

>taking a date to Hooters

You accepted a date to Hooters. What the fuck were you expecting?

>HOOTERS

Isn't Hooters the novelty restaurant where all the staff have huge tots and wear tank tops?

Why would you take someone on a date there? Even if you were going to rape them, it's a weird choice.

If your date takes you to Hooters, it isn't going well

now you're thinking with portals user

>going on a date at hooters

wut

>they call the police
>police arrive
>"I feel weird around this guy"
>Police ticket Hooters for misuse of 911

For a date that you met on Tinder, Hooters is perfectly acceptable.

Brain dead woman who can't understand why there are no good men detected

Bitches love hooters wings on a first date. Some other things:

Catfish noodling, fixing pickup trucks, drafting a fantasy football team, watching porn in your bedroom alone, talking hypothetical UFC matches

i had sex with a hooters waitress like this never saw each other again
but it wasn't rape

This is a good idea and all, I've read some pretty creepy tinder stories.
But if they are handing this out to everyone, doesn't that completely defeat the purpose? Everyone will know what an angel shot means, so can you be discreet at that point? Why not just say what's actually happening instead of using confusing codewords that everyone will know?

Fucking this

Maybe in Panama City or some white trash shithole

this

>be on date that's going well
>hear someone else order a angel shot with lime
>think that sounds good and order one for yourself
>your date gets arrested

>man now knows what lime means
>go on genuine date with self important bitch
>pulls the "with lime" thing
>actually get violent because you know what that means

Well, certainly waiting for that

My gf loves masturbating in my bed and I like it because I get to fuck her ass after if I feel like it

How peculiar

>Wasn't rape
>Mexico
what did you behead her afterwards or shove her down a well?

>wuh?
oy! user, you must be so virgin neet, that it hurts!

>uber or lyft
what happened to regular taxis
do they not have those anymore in burgerica?

Who the fuck brings their date to Hooters.

>"lets make a code word for girls to tell bartenders when they're not feeling safe"
>tells everyone about it with posters in bars
>now everyone including guys know what the code words mean
If you use the code word, the dude will probably hear it and know exactly what it means, so why not just tell the bartender that you don't feel safe without the need for some stupid code words.
But lets say that the guy can't hear the code words being said, why doesn't the girl just ask to be escorted out or ask the bartender for a cab without the code words?
When you think about it, the reason why nobody came up with this sooner is because it makes no sense.

If you want to date trash or have a fling with trash that is up to you, but don't expect to ever be taken seriously on the topic of trash

oh no! Silicon Valley has simply made Everything new! shiny and new!

Or you could just tell your date its not working out and youre leaving, get into your car or call a taxi yourself and leave. You know, like a sane person would?

But neo-womyn absolutely have to be a passive-agressive cunt about everything

Those are remnant of the patriarchy and not hip enough.

whats the point of calling the police just because the whale had a false image of herself on tinder?

>huge tots
yes, they're all single moms

I approve. It is aimed at the guys I hope.

High test alphas

>go to bar
>Sell angel shots for fifty euro
>Profit
Wew lads?

He said it wasn't rape. So obviously not "afterwards".

the bartenders and cooks are always old mexican dudes

No man would ever bring a woman to Hooters.. This is beyond retarded.

Even better

>taking women out to dinner
>paying for their meal and drinks

>will call the police

The fuck? For what?

KEK

Because women have some mental block that prevents them from just saying what they want to say. There always needs to be at least one layer of obfuscation on top of it.

Can you order these if you're a guy?

oh man. woke dog

>Hooters
>Tinder
>dating whatsoever

Obviously because her date spilled the beans on his plans to rape her after they eat wings, he just couldnt help it. The situation was so dire that she felt like he may very well rape her in the middle of Hooters so she had to get the cops involved.

They're supposed to be pinned up in the women's bathroom.

I assume this special service is only available to women.

How would the bar order a car for you? Doesn't the app user have to pay? Why can't the woman order one themselves while in the restroom?

best post.

Some women think the police is there to deal with all of their personal problems and they'll call them for the tiniest shit.

I think my favorite (obviously ironically) thing is women repeatedly calling the police over domestic violence rather than just leaving the guy.

...

Taxis suck ass. Same ride in an uber generally arrives in a fifth of the time for half of the price.

>take titlet to Hooters
>stare lasciviously at waitress
>give huge tip
>girl feels self-conscious and hates herself a little
>lets you do the weird fetish thing you wanted to try out
It's foolproof.

So basically Hooters is telling people that they can stand up, order a drink and walk out on their date instead of just standing up and walking out on their date?

To be fair, if you take women to hooters you are probably not very stable

>Go into Hooters alone
>Order all three
>Drive away before Uber and the Cops show up

>go to hooters
>walk up to bar
>order an angel shot with lime
>point at a girl or guy sitting alone
>go out window or sneak out
>laughingwhores.jpg

lel this

Been to the US earlier this year. Uber is simply

>faster, both in terms of picking you up and getting to the destination
>friendlier
>cheaper
>cleaner

The whole politics shit they are surrounding themselves with is cancer, but their service is simply better than hat of taxis.

lol why would you take a chick to hooters that doesn't even make sense

No hes right. any girl you meet on tinder doesnt have the right to complain about hooters

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE STOP RUINING OUR JOBS. I HATE BEING BARTENDER

>go to Hooters
>order vegetable tray and bottles of wine
>read large old book while wearing whiten gloves
>start crying
>start chanting Latin phrases loudly

Leave Panama City out of this.

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>went to hooters with friends recently for my birthday
>had done a little LSD 2 hours before
>they tell me to order and angel shot with lime
>like lime so i order it
>they actually call the fucking police
>point them to my table
>know i will go to jail if i fuck up
>friends freak out, pretty sure i'm going to jail
>split second decision making
>pretend to be retarded
>LSD is now in full effect and colors are acting weird
>stand up and meet the police half-way with a big smile and hug one of them
>start speaking gibberish
>cop almost tases me but my friend manages to say "he's mentally challenged i'm sorry"
>hooters whores insanely confused
>waitress who called has to talk to the cops
>get to bury my face in tits while out of my mind for the next hour and a half while i shove wings into my face

Hooters is a solid restaurant.

I dropped 2 tabs 22 mins ago

Fucking hell how desperate are tinder/dating app people? Going to a bar/club on the weekend is and will always be the best way to find a "date". Are people really that spineless that they can't have a dance with a random stranger and see where it goes?

I remember seeing this dumb shit months ago... like the cops are gonna give a flying fuck when you call saying that 300lb Susie Q. feels "a bit weird".
This is nothing more than virtue signaling to infantile Millennials who are apparently incapable of calling a cab, dialing 9-1-1 or simply walking out on their date themselves.

it's fun if you don't leave your house, it honestly isn't worth it to do so. If it's nice out go chill in your back yard for a bit but if you leave your house alone you are most likely going to jail.

Do you have a chaperone?

My friend almost killed like 5 cats while he was on LSD because they looked like tiny aliens and he probably would have done it if we weren't there. Get a chaperone now if you do not have one.

This is why Tinder and that kind of shit shouldn't exist. Part of the reason, at least.

Haha no I don't, I've done acid plenty of times -- I'm good.

oh then have fun.

:^)

Have a good trip user

>call an Uber
>call

Y-you t-too. . .

There's nothing better than taking a nice walk with a friend while tripping, even being at a concert or show is fantastic.

Never have I appreciated nature more than during and after an acid trip.

It's always been a safe, and fun experience, even out in public

>On a date at Hooters
>Girl is telling me how she hasn't had a long term relationship because the last several guys she dated "raped" her
>Worried I'll be the next false rape accused
>Go to bar to order Angel Shot
>Bartender tells me to fuck off and to "be a man"
>Girl now does the same to me
>Go to jail for rape

Such is life in modern America.

Have a great trip!

Can some give me the run down at what Hooters is?

hahahahahahahahah

just wear sunglasses , so people dont know youre tripping balls. having a dog is useful, if you just kinda wonder into the woods no one will question it if you're walking a dog.

I love how this thread assumes it's for the woman.
When usually it would be the woman misrepresenting herself and ending up being a 500lb cow.

thanks

As white trash, this made me audibly chuckle

Here ya go my Irish friend. This is hooters

I used an Uber ride earlier this year and I literally thought we weren't going to get there in one piece. This guy arrived in a small, shitty car with bad brakes and drove like shit. I was like 99.9% sure that we were either going to get in a wreck and possibly die before reaching my destination.

I know Paki taxi drivers are usually the shits too but next time I'll take my chances with a taxi.

>Go with your friends
>Everyone orders an Angel Shot with lime
>Whole police department swarms the place

>encouraging drunk girls to call the police just because a date isn't going well

How could this possibly backfire, hurr...

I'll only go out at night if I do that, nothing better than a nice summer night with the Stars out to go take a walk!

Good luck you mad cunt

Ya these are really strong dosed tabs, 150ug each (not underdosed) and I can feel it kicking in real fast

I've never been to a hooters where even a quarter of the waitresses look like any of those roasties

You got a quick rundown how acid is in a crowded bar or club? Haven't done it yet so I wanna know if it's not gonna kill me.

What are your plans for your next 8-10 hours?

Chicks know about this.
Always want to go to Hooters on the first date.
Win.