Greatest Allies/Enemies

Who is your countries greatest and/or longest ally?
What country would you defend with your life if attacked?
What country do you hate?
>Ally
France

>Defend
U.K, France, Australia

>Hate
Germany, Sweden

Keep English/Portugal arguments to a minimum please

>Russia is our Greatest ally
>I'll die to defend Russia.
>I hate Pakistan and China equally.

Ally: France
Defend: France
Hate: France

You're my best friend and ill die for you, mangy frog fucker!

>Ally
Denmark, Norway, Finland

>Defend
Denmark, Norway, Finland

>Hate
Somalia, Afghanistan, Iraq, Morocco, Algeria, Turkey and Pakistan.

yea ok

Pretty ironic isn't it

>Ally
No one

>Defend
Fucking all of Europe apparently because NATO

>Hate
Russia apparently

First ones historically speaking. rest are personal choices

>Ally
Noone

>Defend
Noone

>Fucked completely over
Europe

>Ally
Norway, Sweden, Finland, Denmark
>Defend
Norway, Iceland
>Enemies
The continents of North & South America, Poland, Ukraine, Albania

Our first legit legit ally was Morocco believe it or not

>ally
Probably Scandinavian countries

>Hate
Turkey

Fuck you too i guess

sounds about right.

They never did anything for us though

You can be Icelands mentally disabled cousin but we can't drive you to your doctor's appointments

None of them usually do my friend

Ally: Norway, Sweden and Germany

Defend: Almost all of Europe except Bulgaria, Albania, Romania, Bosnia, Kosovo, Moldova and Turkey

Hate: Every single Middle eastern country and northern African country

Ally - Thailand, USA, Taiwan, Germany, France
Defend - South Korea, Thailand, USA, Philippines, Taiwan, NZ, Germany, France
Hate - North Korea, China, Russia, UK

Morroco is actually are longest ally mate.

I think you are forgetting something ;_;

>Ally
Austria, Germany, Japan

>Defend
Italy

>Hate
Italy

>Betray
Austria, Germany, Japan

They're the reason you have a Marine, check your history

>Greatest and/or Longest

Ally/defend: France, Anglosphere, maybe Japan.
Hate: Probably North Korea, at the moment. Maybe Syria. But the most serious country we don't like is definitely China, at the moment.

Ally : U-K and USA
Hate : U-K and USA

its fuck,marry,kill of Sup Forums
>ally
Hungary
>defend
almost every slavic Country except Ukraine
>hate
Russia Germany Sweden Pakistan Iran any African Country

You forgot Don Fillon Sama.

The next "Shogun" of France.

We pretty much have reasons to hate almost every Country

Fuck you Poland

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>Ally
France
They helped us with the American Revolutionary War.
We were there for both World Wars.
They were there for our shitty Middle Eastern conflicts.
>Defend
Eurosphere. Mostly the Western European countries. Tell Turkey kebab does not belong in Western Civilization
>Hate
Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Pakistan, Iran

Fuck Germany. Fuck EU

what u want mate ?
we dindu nuffin ?

>Jews worlds biggest problem
>America Israels biggest ally

>Ally

Europe, North Korea, Russia, China, Middle East

>Hate

America, Israel

Greatest Ally:
> United States

Greatest Enemy;
> Ourselves

Ally: Japan and South Korea

Defend: Waifu Japan, South Korea, NATO sometimes

Hate: Depends

Please all illegal go to Canada, they need you, "diversity is their strength"

>DA JOOOOZSHH
>mawm, moar tendiesss

I hate jews so i hate all anglo countries.

>Ally
New Zealand

>Defend
U.K, New Zealand

>Hate
New Zealand

Is that why you invited in all those muslims?

France and Britain

It's an Arab.

Arabs have an easy time blending in on here, all they need is a foreign flag and they can talk all the shit about America they want so long as they include jews, and no one will suspect a thing.

>ally
portugal
>defend
usa
>hate
germany

Hello friend

:')

>Hate
>Germany

a good choice indeed

Jews are much worse than Arabs you dumb american. Go watch (((CNN))).

France without a doubt is our longest and greatest ally. We make fun of them a lot, but deep down inside we just want France to get their balls back and go Napoleon again.

>nobody would die defending us but brits
>only friends

Exactly what I thought, Hungary is the shit. Most other slavs are okay, but Ukrs are like the Mexicans of eastern Europe - those who come legally are okay, but most of them are here illegally and are retards

I'd help you out if you needed to. I doubt it would be effective though, as one MEU is as strong as half of our military.

Ally: Italy

Defend: France, Portugal

Hate: Morocco

Its the thought that counts

wtf i love islam now

Ally: UK, US
Defend: US, UK, Italy, Switzerland
Hate: Germany

>Jews are worse than Arabs
>were gonna kill Asians and leave Both alone
why trump

>Ally
Historically we rarely gave a shit, but I guess Spain is the most similar to us
>Defend
Greece, Spain
>Hate
Big word. I hate globalists regardless of their nation, and love nationalists regardless of their nation

>Allies
USA, Poland

>Defend
France, USA, Poland, and probably any eastern europe country if attacked by turkey

>Hate
UK, Germany, Israel, Saudi Arabia, Turkey

When they did go Napoleon, we abandoned him to the Coalition. We don't deserve such a great ally.

I thought Scandis had love/hate relationship with each other, so I was expecting >Denmark, Norgay, and Finland to be straight down the list.

they're both bad you cuck, let the jews and arabs kill each other we have zero to gain by being involved

I'm flattered, frogbro.

>no netherlands

You disrespectful idiots.

It's

>Ally
France UK Netherlands

>Defend
Israel, of course

>Hate
Israel, of course

>Greatest Ally:
>> United States
Wrong.

France over the UK?

>Ally: Odin

>Defend: Aryans

>Hate: Hate towards lesser beings is weakness

Absofuckinglutely

Also Portugal is our longest and best ally.

I'm ethically Russian and don't give a shit about Canada lol

>Ally
Serbia, Greece, India, Armenia
>Defend
Serbia
>Hate
Canada, USA, China, entire Middle East,

Why tho

Something something Revolutionary war something Boston harbor something tea
Also, Fucked up English.

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You kidding me???

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T-thanks ameribro. We love you too

Every Bong ive ever met hated the US. Would die defending it because of reletives

>hated the US.
It's "banter"

Allies
>Scotland, Poland, Spain, USA, UK
Defend
>see above
Hate
>Germany, Luxemburg, Algeria, China, Mexico

>Greatest ally
USA
>Defend
USA. NZ and UK even though poms are cunts and fucked us over in WW1 and 2
>Hate
Indonesia, NZ

Then leave our country you faggot.

Truest of true posts

I am soon faggot. Fuck you Anglo cucks and your refugees take in a couple million more sandniggers when I leave lmao your house will be a mosque one day

just following muh ancestors m8

How does one become an ethical russian?

>Greatest ally
Argentina
>Defend
Argentina, Uruguay
>Hate
Venezuela, Colombia

Best ally

Ally: USA, UK, South Korea, Japan, Pakistan, Azerbaijan

Defend: Azerbaijan, Albania, Turks in Europe

Enemy: Iran, Syria, Germany, Holland, France, Norway, Sweden, Denmark, Belgium, Italy, Russia and rest of EU..

I truly want a real revival of this centuries-old love-hate relationship with you, those were the days...

Ally America, Portugal, Canada, AU, France and NZ
Defend: All of the above
Hate: Kraut.

Refuse Lenin's teachings?

It seems we're sharing everything military wise, anyway.

Then vote 4 that guy who wants to rewrite your constitution and create a 5th Republic, that sounds like some pretty shady shit. Once he's in power, enlist in the military and pray you actually voted in a nutjob.

Dont let us down Frog

You should already enlist, unless you've got Hillary Clinton tier leader.

ally:
>Germans and Danes.

Defend:
>the Netherlands
lmao

Hate: everything not eu exept based US states.

FUCK BELGIAMMM!!!!

yeah nah m8
those petty squabbles are a thing of the past.
we should join forces and remove islam from europe.

Not going to the Middle East 4 Trump. I'll wait till we can take the war to the Koreans or Chinese.