Brit/pol/ - Nourishing, Hat-Eating Predictions Edition

>Get your predictions in early

> Theresa May to seek general election on 8 June
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39629603
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-eu-may-idUKKBN17K0UY

>Theresa May reveals she decided to call a snap election for June 8 during a Easter walking holiday in Wales with her husband - and how she trusts the British people to back her to deliver Brexit
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4420886/Theresa-calls-General-Election-June-8.html

>This is no general election, it’s a coup – MPs have a duty to stop Theresa May
theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/apr/18/general-election-coup-mps-theresa-may

>KATIE HOPKINS: The day Theresa gave Britain the chance to crush the Remoaners, Labour, the Libs AND the Nats once and for all and why I believe we WILL (despite the BBC's best efforts)
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4421774/KATIE-HOPKINS-Theresa-help-Britain-crush-Remoaners.html

>IMF Revises Up U.K. Growth Estimates as Brexit Impact Postponed
bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-04-18/imf-revises-up-u-k-growth-estimates-as-brexit-impact-postponed

>Tim Farron vows to fight 'hard Brexit'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39632001

>Jeremy Corbyn welcomes early general election
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39630899

>REVEALED: Theresa May called snap general election to 'DESTROY' Nicola Sturgeon
express.co.uk/news/politics/793263/general-election-2017-theresa-may-destroy-nicola-sturgeon-snp-scottish-independence

>Sturgeon: May election move 'huge miscalculation'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-39630699
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/18/nicola-sturgeon-surprise-general-election-political-miscalculation/

>Theresa May will campaign as being tough on Brexit, but soft on society
blogs.spectator.co.uk/2017/04/general-election-brexit-will-finally-mean-brexit/

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serious question: why don't you like labour or corbyn?

YOU COULD HAVE STOPPED THIS

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MILKMAN 2017

Post top-tier films

If Leicester qualify for the Champions League semi-final tonight, Nigel Farage will RETURN.

Don't ask me how. Just trust me.

Fresh OC, hope no one's beat me to it

CORBYN 2017. THE REVOLUTION IS NOW

Labour are the only pro-small business / anti-corporation party

nth for surge

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>if Sup Forums was a character

Be honest, can ANYTHING be done to remove the SNP MPs in this election?

Even if it was a few (especially the high-profile names like Salmond), it would be damaging to Nicola Sturgeon's constant demands for independence (aka selling out to the EU).

>tfw probably gonna have to vote for Labour even though I fucking hate Corbyn - it's the only way to deny the SNP zombies a vote

>I have just met with her majesty and she has asked me to form a government.

Prediction post:

Tory overall majority of 387

Labour down to 173

Tory gain a few seats in Scotland

Jeremy tries to stay on as leader, but after a few days resigns.

Capping and posting on the night

I would like him if he wasn't a supporter of mass immigration and didn't surround himself with white hating wankers like Fat Abbott.

I like that he is the only politician who stands up against Israel and Saudi Arabia.

Isn't Corbyn and his party leftist/socialist?

If so, your answer is pretty obvious.

Character assassination of Nicola, through quality memes.

Corbyn 2017. I hope to see him win the election.

EMILY THORNBERRY ON BBC PARLIAMENT REEEEEEEEEEEE

if more scottish seats turn blue then she's gonna be in trouble

How do they hack them?

then why do you hate lefists/socialists?

sorry im a #JeremyMarrow now

AN UNHOLY ALLIANCE

Jeremy will resign the next day. He has already said he won't stand again as leader.

Seeing some liberals already getting salty about Comrade Corbyn. Just wondering would you Sup Forums lads prefer him or some Blairite kinda guy?

SNP will get 47 seats. Lib Dems and Tories will take the ones they lose.

Which unlucky Labour MP is going to have their name pulled out of the hat by Diane Abbott to be the sacrificial sympathy votes goat?

Tabloids and other things just need to point out the SNP has done nothing productive as MPs and that a number of them got done for fraud already.

He said the IRA were the good guys and he wants to give the Falklands to Argentina

Both Labour and Conservatives are essentially centrist these days. Corbyn is a great man.

I dont know who any of these people are

Is that a (((train seat)))?

10 MILLION DEAD MONGS

>this is the picture you'll see when he addresses the crowd in front of the royal gallows at the Banqueting House moments before Britain becomes a republic.

>2014 - Scottish Independence Referendum
>2015 - General Election
>2016 - EU Referendum
>2017 - General Election
>2018 - Prime Minister Tim Farron calls another EU referendum
>2019 - Scottish Independence Referendum

make it stop

>emily thornberry

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>literally_who.txt

>doesn't know Carol Kirkwood

The helicopter is waiting for you, comrade.

Right chaps, this is the final push, listen up.

We get one last democratic chance to fuck up marxists and tory shills in Westminster. We'll probably need a map for tactical voting. We should probably draw up a list of Best Voting to cover all sorts of fucked up wards.

Basically, we need to minimize Remainers in the Tory Party as best we can, and royally fuck over Labour as much as possible. The latter shouldn't be too difficult as their turnout is going to suck: not even socialists like marxists.

June 8th is the final battle, lads. After that, any leverage UKrip might have still had is gone, and Westminster goes back to ignoring us.

Don't forget the 2014 EU elections.

Hmm
If Jeremy supported leave would Brit/pol/ vote for him?
Not sure on that one

Link pls

>give the Falklands to Argentina
traitorous af tbqh pham

Will the next general election still be 2020, or will it have now moved to 2022?

You best go buy some lube, lad.

Theresa May would probably win re-election easily.
The Conservative party are gambling on the fact Labour are seemingly very divided right now, UKIP have very little reason to exist and the Liberal Democrats are still in decline from cuddling up to their Tory boys.
It's a smart move for the Tories to win over a larger majority when their enemies are at their weakest. It's not the competence of the Conservatives but the weakness and triviality of the other parties that have lead to this. The Conservatives are in power because there is no one else effectively in touch with the working class, civic and ethnic nationalists, and the younger generation.
I really hope this creates some new political parties in the UK who have a mind for the challenges ahead with demographic changes without slicing off British heritage and culture to compensate for that. It would be nice to see British politics talking about more than just the economy and 'social justice'.

UKIP Backer returns to take on KEKSWELL
Maybe Nige too?

theguardian.com/politics/2017/apr/18/arron-banks-rejoining-ukip-douglas-carswell-general-election-clacton

I wonder if Ed would be amused we are still memeing about him

Problem is to get people outside of brit/pol/ to care. You will need to get a celeb behind the idea.

Summer 2022

I think the paras would have something to say about that

so how many tripfags are gone now?

>YKTD
Driven out

>Preusse
Driven out for a while

>Designated Leftist
Disappeared/rarely posts

>WN
Disappeared/rarely posts

>Rightly so
Driven to suicide

what a glorious day. who's left and who's next?

There are news cameras in my city, should I go down and give Sup Forums a shoutout?

THERE ARE NO RHETORICAL BRAKES ON THE NEGOTIATING TRAIN

Guys, what's stopping the Tories from running on a pro free movement ticket? That would leave us absolutely fucked.

>We have a mandate for mass immigration to continue

Also was this election just to diminish the leverage hard brexiteers had over May? Is this 4D chess by the likes of Ken Clarke and Blair?

[spoiler]penis[/spoiler]

>Just called up my local Tory party
>seat is >400 to Labour
Gonna see if i can worm my way to the top lads

Not bad

Rimmer

They could be all the same person.

fukken do it

KEKY CARSWELL OUT

BANKS BACK NIGE BACK

NORTHERN REVIVAL VIA NUTTALL

U K I P I S B A C K
K
I
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>who's left

Only desolated faggots like you care.

>who's next?

Only desolated faggots like you know who these cunts are in the first place. They are probably all you aren't they cunt.

Preusse was here early morning

amazing film, good choice

FCMD and rimmer. The war is nearly over anons.

>implying any of these cunts are truly gone
>implying they're not still on here daily so they can read fuckwits like you bleat on about them

Got bummed whilst out jogging and has not been seen since

Reminder that a vote for the Tories is a vote for white genocide.

SIEG HEIL
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We'll approach that like we did Brexit, m8: in conversations with people we know. It worked for a much more contentious vote, so planting the idea this is the final push shouldn't be that difficult.

Persuading people not to vote UKrip in non-Remainer Tory knife edge wards shouldn't be difficult at all. It's persuading folks to risk a Labour win in Remainer Tory seats that may be more tricky.

:(

tripfags come and go like farts in the wind
>look at me I'm a newfag
t. every tripfag ever

>not joining and infiltrating
You think too small

World citizen bullshittery

pic related is your celeb don't fuck this up bongs

REMINDER WE COULD BE SEEING THE BACK OF HER ALREADY

I don't know how he hasn't been perma banned for evading. Has he ever actually posted about politics?

Rimmer can stay, he's a good lad

What a fucking joke. Just shows how much fucking confidence May has in her plans. Jesus fuck, have some balls

Too bad The Sun doesn't endorse the Tories up there.

this
entryism is the only available path

Raphi is worst girl

Jezza is a good lad, but a retarded politian

Someone make one of these for the political parties

explain pls is this general election a good thing or not, I am not a brit and I dont understand your outdated goverment structure/elections

TRIPFAG GENOCIDE

>Ian Paisley will never be Prime Minister

You guys do realise we could see the largest c
Conservative govt ever to exist?

Lads, what if Labour win?

the absolute state of those teeth
did her dad fuck a rabbit or something?

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m8, in 4 years every shitskin has to be earning £35k or their visa is nuked.

That was a Tory invention. I think you might be underestimating them.

I don't really want to get into that, again. There's a hundred breads every day.

/bias
I don't really believe in the centrist meme. Anything that calls itself centrist these days is clearly left that wants to lure voters from the other pol. spectrums as well by appearing ''moderate'' or whatever.
/end bias

practicing Christians:
>Tim Farron
>Jeremy Corbyn
>Jonathon Bartley

Aren't actually christians themselves but think everyone else should be one:
>Theresa May
>Paul Nuttall

"""""spiritual"""""
>Caroline Lucas

Couldn't find anything:
>Nicola Sturgeon

Atheist:
>Leanne Wood

t. Sheffield lad

What about Hull/fag/?