HOLY FUCK.
STEVE 'I THROW CHAIRS' BALLMER WILL BECOME KNOWN THROUGH THE AGES AS THE SAVIOR OF DEMOCRACY. DON'T BELIEVE ME?
WATCH THE GOD HIMSELF DELIVER:
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HOW ARE YOU FUCKING AUTISTS NOT ALL OVER THIS
THIS IS THE MOTHER OF ALL WEAPONIZED AUTISM OPPORTUNITIES.
C'MON Sup Forums, IT'S TIME TO START SOME DIGGIN'
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I BET YOU THIS USES POWER BI AS THE BACKEND AND I BET BALLMER IS LYING AND ALREADY STARTED WORKING ON THIS BACK WHEN HE WAS AT MICROSOFT AFTER HE FIGURED OUT ALL HIS UNDERLINGS WERE LYING TO HIM ABOUT THE NUMBERS AND THAT HE WAS ON A COURSE TO GETTING FIRED BECAUSE OF IT
>implying
H1B, H1B, H1B
Linux is better
Windows:
>ads
>spyware
>cuckware
>SJWs
>NTFS
>No package management
>starts to get slow after you use it for a week
>cuckware
what the fuck are you yabbering on about lad
calm down and explain yourself or shut up
Just give us the quick rundown
This guy is kind of an asshole. Just sayin'.
wtf am i looking at
Stop sperging out and give a quick run down
Remember when it was constantly playing in the background on Sup Forums?
Is Bill Gates /ourguy/ though?
Anyway, , listen to me for a bit. It's related to the thread.
I went to the local neighborhood Yoshinoya. Yoshinoya.
The place was packed, so I couldn't sit down anywhere.
Then, I took a careful look at the banner hanging down and saw that it had "150 Yen Discount" written on it.
Are you all fools? Idiots?
Hey idiots, you aren't regulars of Yoshinoya, but you came because of a 150 yen discount. That's real foolish of you.
It's 150 yen. One hundred fifty yen.
There are even kids with their parents here. Family of four at Yoshinoya? That's just lovely.
"Alright! Papa's going order a tokumori!", the father said. I can't stand watching them anymore.
You fools, I'll give you 150 yen if you vacate your seats.
Yoshinoya should be a bloodier place.
It isn't a strange thing for me and the dude sitting across those U-type tables to get ready to start a fight.
Stab someone or be stabbed, this atmosphere is a good thing.
Women and children should leave.
Finally, when I was about to sit down, the dude next to me orders a tokumori tsuyudaku. I got angry again.
Idiot, tsuyudaku isn't popular anymore!
He ordered it with a boastful expression on his face.
Fool, let me ask you, do you really want to eat it with all that sauce? I want to interrogate him.
I want to interrogate him for a good hour.
You, did you just want to say just "tsuyudaku"?
Since I'm a regular of Yoshinoya, I'm in a position to tell you about the latest craze among regulars is omori negidaku. This is it. Omori negidaku.
This is the regular's way. An omori negidaku has a lot of onions in it.
You get more onions in place of less beef. This is how.
So get an omori negidaku with an egg. This is the best.
However, it comes with a price.
The next time you order it, there is a chance that the employees will mark you up for it.
It's a double-edged blade.
This is not recommended for amateurs.
Which means, , you should just get used to the beef and salmon teishoku.
>single handedly quadruple Africa's population
Totally /our/s
YOU WANT THE QUICK RUNDOWN? OKAY FINE.
HERE'S THE ARTICLE FROM LAST NOVEMBER.
TODAY, ON FUCKING TAX DAY, HE FINALLY FUCKING RELEASED IT.
>paying for our retirements goyim!
But i like counter strike
okay okay but what the fuck does this mean
So now we'll be able to know where the american government is wasting its money?
So what?
This thread is irrelevant
shittiest movie ive ever seen
>where the US government is wasting money
1) everywhere in Africa
2) everywhere in Eurasia
3) everywhere BLM goes
4) everywhere the DEA goes
5) everywhere the ATF goes
look i found it
Is the smack good in Austria?
Quick rundown dumbass.
What does Balmer want, and how did he do it recently.
I don't care about your caps, and noone else does.
newfag detected.
>babbys first realisation that governments waste a large portion of their taxpayers money on pointless and often damaging shit
think ive heard enough mate
Didn't he finance abortion centers in Africa?
I'll have you know I was realizing that before you were a twinkle in your mother's boyfriend's eye and if you put down the toast sandwich for ten seconds I'd kick your fucking ass.
besides quadrupling africa's population
>what microsoft did to tay.
fuck no nigger are you retarded?
Why do you think Ballmer himself isn't bullshitting with the numbers
>So now we'll be able to know where the american government is wasting its money?
YES. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY: WHERE IT'S LYING AND WHERE ALL THE FUCKING BLACK BUDGET SHIT GOES. AND WHERE PEOPLE ARE PUTTING MONEY IN THEIR POCKETS.
>So what?
SO WHAT YOU ASK?
ARE YOU STUPID?
EVERY SINGLE FUCKING POLITICAL ARGUMENT BOILS DOWN TO A BUDGET NUMBERS ARGUMENT.
NAME ONE WHERE YOU THINK IT DOESN'T AND I'LL SHOW YOU HOW IT DOES.
WHY DO YOU THINK I THINK HE AIN'T
THE MELON BURSTS
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>runs on linux
It's guh-new plus lainucks. Vote for Bernie.
Democracy is the worst most degenerate pleb tier and blue pilled peasant system you could ever support.
How do we decide who the Ablest man is?