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> Theresa May to seek general election on 8 June
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39629603
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-eu-may-idUKKBN17K0UY

>Theresa May reveals she decided to call a snap election for June 8 during a Easter walking holiday in Wales with her husband - and how she trusts the British people to back her to deliver Brexit
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4420886/Theresa-calls-General-Election-June-8.html

>This is no general election, it’s a coup – MPs have a duty to stop Theresa May
theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/apr/18/general-election-coup-mps-theresa-may

>KATIE HOPKINS: The day Theresa gave Britain the chance to crush the Remoaners, Labour, the Libs AND the Nats once and for all and why I believe we WILL (despite the BBC's best efforts)
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4421774/KATIE-HOPKINS-Theresa-help-Britain-crush-Remoaners.html

>IMF Revises Up U.K. Growth Estimates as Brexit Impact Postponed
bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-04-18/imf-revises-up-u-k-growth-estimates-as-brexit-impact-postponed

>Tim Farron vows to fight 'hard Brexit'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39632001

>Jeremy Corbyn welcomes early general election
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39630899

>REVEALED: Theresa May called snap general election to 'DESTROY' Nicola Sturgeon
express.co.uk/news/politics/793263/general-election-2017-theresa-may-destroy-nicola-sturgeon-snp-scottish-independence

>Sturgeon: May election move 'huge miscalculation'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-39630699
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/18/nicola-sturgeon-surprise-general-election-political-miscalculation/

>Theresa May will campaign as being tough on Brexit, but soft on society
blogs.spectator.co.uk/2017/04/general-election-brexit-will-finally-mean-brexit/

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MUMMY MAY

IS IT HIS TIME!?!

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btit/pol/ is BACK lads

No surrender

How is London going to be voting?

>Trouble alert: JCorbyn will ask NEC to order reselection 'trigger ballots' for all Lab MPs for #GE17, sources claim

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You see this one lads?

Anti-pedo vigilante group catches an Asian groomer trying to meet up with a 14 year old at Bluewater.

Random passerby loses his shit and decides to try and bash the pedo.

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Skip to 14 minutes in.

>Post yfw LIB DEM SURGE

Queers out

Vote Lib Dem for a true Christian party!

L-lovely new thread, eh Anglo-senpais. . .

>General election 2017
>UKIP fails to pick up a single seat yet again, officially dies - they definitely won't have a say in Brexit negotiations
>Liblairal Blairocrats take 20+ seats, cementing their place as the 3rd party and having a central role in Brexit negotiations
>Labour gets decimated; Corbyn resigns; the Blairites retake control of Labour
>SNP probably loses a couple of seats but still maintains absolute control over Scuckistan, strengthening their case for a new referendum

Theresa May has doomed us all. This snap election is going to go down as a colossal mistake. Not just for Britain in general, but also for the Conservatives in the long run. We're going to be plunged head first into the cancerous neoliberal politics that we thought we escaped once again.
But hey, at least Sharia May might win a handful of extra seats that she doesn't even really need.

There's also the outside (but very real) chance that the Tories actually lose enough seats to lose their majority in the Commons, and allowing a LD/Labour/SNP coalition to take over instead. How do you think the Brexit negotiations will go then?

>tfw made thread too late
stay in here lads I fucked up bigly

I wish :(

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Eighteenth for Tory voting blackmail.

NIGE IS ON AND HE MIGHT ANNOUNCE SOMETHING CHEEKY AT THE END OF HIS SHOW

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>even though the SNP have spent the last 6 months complaining that Theresa May does not have a mandate to foist Brexit upon us, they will still complain about this General Election

First for Gibraltar Español

He should just stand again, then form a guerrilla movement if he loses.

OCP failed and China has issues of malnourishment, food shortages and hunger, Britard. Losers with inferior genes almost always opt to live in a little science-denying reality of their own

Communism first. Death to Blairites

Go to the schools in any of the 'Conservative' boroughs, note the lack of white kids and recognise the fate of that city.

>tfw mummy may stops bluffing :'/

ETERNAL CHAIRMAN

Found the cuck in general in my hometown today. Really wanted to shout shit at him

Oh it's gone, yes.

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>30 TORY PEDOS FOUND OUT
Uh oh what will they do now lads

No.

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/ourgal/ on C4 atm

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This fag nigger bitch on ch4

IT'S TIME FOR CORBYN TO RE-TAKE SCOTLAND AND SMASH THE SNP

>Britian

FFS

You should've done the old middle-finger at the slippery cunt

I cannot wait.

> Theresa May to seek general election on 8 June

But did she ask for permission from her Pakistani master?

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What is her plan?

L-lovely new thread with you Anglo-senpai. . .

>Theresa May is scared of Brexit
>Muh NHS
The actual state of Corbyn supporters

>this delusional momentum caller
kek

How many seats do you think SNP will lose?

Why would you offer a best case scenario?

Holy shit please take Andalusia. You'll feel the taste again of the 3rd world countries you colonised.

I like Galicia though. Perhaps we can trade Extremadura for that.

>May is feeling weak, so that's why she called a snap election to get out

These people...

Predictions?

I say Tories take a majority of 110 or thereabouts. Lib Dems get around 30. Labour finishes around the 170 mark. SNP get 59.

I will be voting LibDem as my seat is Labour with LibDems only 2 points behind- Labour backing Brexit (in a heavily Remain area) should swing it easily, meaning my illiberal credentials shan't be dented as I am still helping to deprive Labour of a seat.

Have you seen Kez recently?
>FUCKING JOKE

Conservatives?
>RAPE BABY

Lib Dems
>Who?

UKIP
>REMAIN

WHAT DO THEY HAVE ON 30 TORIES REEE

>with all de respect it's not Paul Nuttall who's prime minister

Kek

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I hate watching call in shows because I always feel compelled to call in.

bash the pakis and end the EU

What a joke. This entire election will be about Brexit.

What is should be about is immigration. We're fucked.

Based Corbychev is going to stuff the globalist pigs

sir nigel farage would be a good start, he has no chance but could represent a risk they could easily take care of.

Not many, maybe like 5 or 6

th-thanks. daisuki potato-kun

>I suspect Nigel Farage will stand

They will gain

>thinking the shitbral democrats are getting more than 15 seats

It's not happening, they'll just split the labour vote

Soon Comrades.

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>I will be voting LibDem as my seat is Labour with LibDems only 2 points behind- Labour backing Brexit (in a heavily Remain area) should swing it easily, meaning my illiberal credentials shan't be dented as I am still helping to deprive Labour of a seat.

If only YKTD was here to see this.

>Spain starts shit over Gibraltar, again
>Corbyn inevitably says they have a valid point and we should seek a renegotiation of sovereignty or some such bullshit
Do it faggot, Labour will be dead for a century.

LADS

Not many, 3-5 maybe

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Please happen

Hope that slipery cunt McKinley gets the boot

he will most likely win south thanet too, seeing as the tories arent scared of UKIP anymore

I'd stay your prediction is pretty on the mark.

at least 10 seats

for bostonia and skeggness ?

Paddy power have Conservatives as evens to have over 345 seats - I predict this to be roughly 380 instead.

>UKLIP

Implying this isn't why the 'snap election' was called.

>UKLIP
This chap is a mess

>11th time's the charm

>Snap election called hours after news of the death of the last London-based Bogdanov is made public:
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-west-wales-39627209
Coincidence?

>UKLIP
>Liberal Democrat

What a nutter.

break it down for me

>meaning my illiberal credentials shan't be dented as I am still helping to deprive Labour of a seat.

Why fucking bother?

Wonder if this played into May's reasoning tbqh

The charges would be pending, and them having to fight 30 by-elections would be a fucking shitshow, so best to just call a general

>you clip

Is he autistic?

Who here voting for /uklip/ lads

NIGEL IS STANDING

Are we for Nationalisation of energy and train companies or not?

>LBC caller - "I-I'm gonna vote UKLIP or the Liberal Denograts"

>uklip
Is this retard doing it on purpose? He does seem to have a very poor grasp of tactical voting, so he might be just thick

This. Very important.

order-order.com/2017/04/18/tory-election-fraud-issue-dead/

Nige suggested this was why she did it

ARE CORBS

What happened?

Anyone watching Choo Choo man play lacrosse right now?

>voting lib dem

Fucking disgusting lad.

Labour > Lib Dem

>Channel 4 shilling for the tories

lmao

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