Russians/Americans/Europeans. Would you be happy with a solution like this?

Russians/Americans/Europeans. Would you be happy with a solution like this?

>Border revised, US and EU recognize pictured parts of Crimea as Russian
>Sanctions against Russia are lifted
>Hostility in media is toned down
>Mutual reduction in amount of Nuclear weapons.
>Russia recognizes Ukrainian sovereignty over Eastern Ukraine, which becomes an autonomous region with more self-governance.
>No more military exercises closer than 200 km to the Russian border. This applies both to NATO and Russian forces.
>Joint Ukrainan investement fund that will help rebuild both countries.
>Joint decleration against Terrorism and ISIS.

Would this leave everybody somewhat happy?

No one gives a shit about Crimea. It's full of Russians and if they want to be part of Russia, let them.

are you retarded or what

Russia has so much land
Why hurt people for more.
There's your port, where's the beef?

>Wants to be taken seriously as a country
>Can only view the world as a zero-sum game

No wonder you got yourself in this shit ass situation, Vladmir.

>Russia recognizes Ukrainian sovereignty over Eastern Ukraine, which becomes an autonomous region with more self-governance.
Just like they did in 1992/1993 right?

Moral of the story is don't trust Russians.

How about lets all overthrow our respective governments through semi unified revolution cells and jumpstart the war against the nwo and the global banking, oil-natural resource, military-industrial, pharmaceutical, and media elite. After an intense but brief war, we'll allow crimea to have its russian independence.

Breakup up Russia into Novgorod, moscovy and Golden Horde in south.

shut the hell up, this is none of your business.
How about you give up half of texas to mexicans?

>>Border revised, US and EU recognize pictured parts of Crimea as Russian
that would be just literally
>Sanctions against Russia are lifted
>Hostility in media is toned down
as if this ever gonna happen
>Mutual reduction in amount of Nuclear weapons.
how about no
>Russia recognizes Ukrainian sovereignty over Eastern Ukraine
we already did
>which becomes an autonomous region with more self-governance.
For this you gonna have to talk with kikes in Kiev.
>No more military exercises closer than 200 km to the Russian border. This applies both to NATO and Russian forces.
Another literally
>Joint Ukrainan investement fund that will help rebuild both countries.
oh you, Mikola

Russia is literally a state constructed by force and imperialism, to return to a natural pre imperialism state Russia would need to be seperated into the parts that were done voluntially, Novgorod, Moscow etc..

Historical Golden Horde, Novgorod and far eastern republics need a referendum for independence.

Sounds like us, except we're far worse than the Russians

Us states bolunterially joined union.

You sound butthurt you young cheeky lad

>Russians actually think they're in a position of demanding shit as their country is basicly collapsing economically.

Why do you even care about Crimea? Would you rather be poor and have Crimea or do you wanna be rich without it?

What's wrong?
Crimea gets referendum for independence so to should Novgorod, chechens, and eastern republics.

how come we demand Crimea, if we already have it?

So did Russian oblasts and republics

No they didn't.

Yes, they did

The people in them had to be conquered first, like America did with every state past the first 13