Hi, om going to Kiasma museum on friday to chat with Shia LaBeouf, taking requests what to say or do to him

Hi, om going to Kiasma museum on friday to chat with Shia LaBeouf, taking requests what to say or do to him.

>taking requests what to say or do to him.

"Where's the flag?"

Ask him why he fucked up the Indiana Jones movies.

"Hi, I'm user. Pepe sent me."

Throw shit in his face.

Just scream memes at him until he punches you with the force of a thousand wet tissue papers

Tell him his shit tier flag wouldn't even be safe on the moon. Then dance around him humming while foaming from the mouth untill you get dragged away by the cops.

"third episode of "Capture the Flag" when?"

Thank him for the countless hours of enjoyment and entertainment he's given the world. As well as keeping legitimate autists busy, and giving their lives purpose.

It's a fucking webcam of him or someshit you fags.

He's not physically there dumbasses. Where the fuck were you guys last week?

To clarify, he is not in the museum, there is a livestream of him in a cabin, and he can only respond via text.

god damnit you are boring

I knew Shia from 2005 - 2011. We used to hang out a lot and smoke weed in LA. Ask him if he is still a fan of Cage and would direct another one of his music videos.

Not attending your autistic circlejerk. I had more important things to do, like work.

Ask him if he's having fun yet

If he is a flat earther or Holocaust denier or both?

>post autistic reply
>on Sup Forums
>i'm not autistic u guis I have a lyf
pls go

Just scream "you're a faggot" really loudly until you're forcibly removed

>look at me im a wageslave im important
hoho

True. Those French fries won't serve themselves. Yet. Hope you're looking for other work

enjoy your circlejerk

Mention about his movie only grossing £7 in the opening weekend in the uk

>he's still replying even though he just said he had work
Stop embarassing yourself user

Got my own business.

This isn't murica faggot. enjoy your 52%

Why did he think making two pretentious fools and Finns his only company was a good idea?

>tfw genuinely like shia and feel bad that he's clearyl mentally ill

Look after yourself shia

>sk him why he fucked up the Indiana Jones movies.
Ask him if he knows the 14 words. Then proceed to tell him. Pls record his sobbing for us all to enjoy.

Not an argument

What kinda business do you "own" user

Ask him to play poopoopeepee games with you then throw poopoopeepee in his face

he has a plumbing company I would know I work there

Ask him why he didn't get his french fries

Dear Shia,

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. Don't you know that you are pathetic? You worthless bag of filth.

As they say in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

You are a canker. A sore that won't go away.

I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you. You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum and I wish you would go away.

You're a putrescence mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating fool, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?

If you aren't an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating one. Try to edit your writing of unnecessary material before attempting to impress me with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

1/5

Lean in and whisper in as sultry a voice as you can muster, "hitler did nothing wrong"

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.

You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.

And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with me? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.

On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.

2/5

Just do what any real finn would do. Tell him that we are coming for him, further clarification not necessary. This is Finland afterall and that cunt will feel our reign.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a jest. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Ugh.

3/5

>my own business
>i dedicate my whole life to making money so i can feel important in my social circle
hoho

The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of disingenuous flattery among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your letter. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

4/5

Meh. These faggots will never find him.
>shia 1
>Sup Forums 3

>implying I'm not part of the 52%
Kek. Isn't it time for your Muslim unification classes at your local mosque?

...

Please, never show your face again.

Yours sincerely,

(Insert Name Here).

P.S. You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, Byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, abrasive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.

5/5

take a folding chair and read him the art of the deal cover to cover.

"Who are you? were you once famous or something?"

Fuck off Jerseycunt. Our clay, our ways. If you want to bore Shia to death with that rant of yours then please, travel here and do so, otherwise stfu.

Too much words, more action.

Tell him you want him to fuck your wife.

ask him if there will be a cam next time HWNDU starts when they're done with this one and ask if it will be ground level so ((we)) can chant the mantra!

user, what was accomplished was actually through co-op of weelchairchan, Sup Forums an (for fuck sakes) blöbbitors.

Have they found his cabin yet?

where the fuck are u ?

Ask if he likes spicy pizza

Take a shit on the floor of the cabin. Maintain eye contact.

If he is "there" via webcam, dab nail polish on the lens (or use spray paint, whatever).

Print out his plagerized anti Sup Forums rant from the original furry twitter and show it to him on camera. Ask him why he plagiarized it.

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ask him what the fuck that whole crotch framing was about.

jewish balls mate, he's over cmpensating.

Muh dick

I know, squeeze, don't jerk the trigger. Also make sure you melt the snow around the end of your barrel, so you don't give away your position with a puff of snow when you fire. Otherwise, good luck Finn bro, you really are doing God's work.