>Alleged Facebook killer Steve Stephens stopped at a McDonald’s to order McNuggets and fries moments before blowing himself away, according to media reports.
>A worker recognized the killer as he sat in his Ford Fusion to pay for his meal. By the time he pulled up to the pickup window, employees were on the phone with state police.
>The fast-thinking fast-food manager tried to stall by telling the hungry fugitive that his fries weren’t ready yet.
>But Stephens was not lovin’ it.
>“I can’t wait!” Stephens reportedly snapped. “I need my McNuggets!”
>He then stepped on the gas and sped off — but troopers caught up with him about 3 miles away. He then turned his gun on himself.
>a man denied his nuggets No wonder he went postal
Carson Morales
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Nolan Richardson
Damn, looks like he was /ourguy/ after all
Easton Kelly
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Justin Ross
>not shooting whoever kept your nuggies away from you And here I was thinking he was /ourguy/
Michael Hall
I dunno but fucken love em
Joshua Moore
This operation was a very well done viral McDonalds ad.
Nathan Taylor
YOU ABSOLUTE FAGS, I ASKED 10 TIMES YESTERDAY IF ANYBODY CHECKED THE KFCs IN THE AREA AND NOW YOU ARE TELLING ME THIS ?
Smh, he could've been caught yesterday
William Lewis
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John Robinson
This sounds like fake news to paint him as a dumb nigger.
What if recent anons have been right in saying Stephenson stumbled onto a child trafficking ring related to Child Protection Services and the company he worked for and he was out for blood for sick pedos? What if there is a smear campaign happening right now to make this guy look crazy as fuck just to discredit what he was on to and make people not want to dig into this story?
Really makes my lanes joyous.
Xavier Anderson
Why didn't he shoot the employees?
Wtf?
They ratted on him AND didn't give him his McNuggets, why didn't he kill them?
Jacob Foster
Stevie "McNigger" Stephens
Colton Harris
He asked for only a Pepsi
Nolan Thompson
I would've killed myself too if I were to be denied my nuggets.
Andrew Turner
>denied his nuggies
We need a new pepe where the cashier at the window is the Pepe. I'd be interested in seeing a drawfag do this.
Hunter Barnes
STOP DISTRACTING US FROM THE IMPORTANT QUESTION
>>what sauce did he order with the tendies?
Camden Anderson
>This happened in PA too
Not surprised tbqh.
Austin Mitchell
What's his name?
Jason Watson
>I believe I can fly >I got shot by the FBI >All I wanted was a chicken wing >And some fries from Burger King
David Rodriguez
if you dont buy a 20 piece McNugget™ MEAL today you are literally worse than hitler
Jaxon Sanchez
This. They had to 1up Pepsi somehow.
Hunter Hernandez
Shooting that old nigger was pretty bad desu but nobody deserves to be deprived of their precious tendies.
Isaac Young
Fuck off bong you and your racist rhetoric can leave anytime
Andrew King
McNigger
Chase Collins
Steve "Kids Meal" Stevens
David Rivera
Grossly underrated
Gabriel Peterson
Gonna need more sauce on that theory m8. Can't just say that with no links or screen shots.
Matthew Ross
Chicken McNigger
Chase Gonzalez
He had to take out all the competition that might stand in the way of him and his nuggets.
The old should fear the young.
Elijah Rodriguez
He's a big guy, bet he was starving
Easton Ross
Mc Nugges are tasty af.
Brayden Hill
Steve 'a nugget in your nigger noggin' Stephens.
Chase Cook
With szechuan sauce?
Jonathan Nelson
old nigger molested his gf as a child, joins CPS to hunt him down, stumbles upon huge cp ring while helping kids and loses his god damn mind
>>go back to /x/
Asher Hernandez
why didn't he just shave his beard and wear a hat
Alexander Young
Most black thing he could say.
Kevin Williams
>What if recent anons have been right in saying Stephenson stumbled onto a child trafficking ring related to Child Protection Services and the company he worked for and he was out for blood for sick pedos? What if there is a smear campaign happening right now to make this guy look crazy as fuck just to discredit what he was on to and make people not want to dig into this story?
either way could be true, don't think it really matters either way
Chase Adams
nigger
Oliver Cruz
F.
Christopher Young
Reverse Eggman Mcnigger Shrek
Ian Collins
gettin' schwifty
Parker Flores
Steve "mugged nugget" Stevens
Landon Powell
Pussy nigga died like a bitch.
Bentley Myers
Leave
Oliver Fisher
hehe...
Michael Butler
>McDonalds
Are they absolutely certain he wasn't shot by someone else?
Josiah Edwards
probably ketchup
dude was a moron
Landon Gonzalez
>this entire funny story How stereotypical. Screaming for his fried chicken after shooting himself in the watermelon.
Jackson Long
they're lovin'it
William Hughes
nigger
John Gutierrez
People still gonna believe this was real? There probably some dude right now getting congratulated for coming up with the tendies joke.
Parker Campbell
>there's a good chance his last words are "I can't wait! i need my McNuggets!" This is too comical to be true
Wyatt Torres
Fucking this. Hitler commands it
Colton Sullivan
>Sup Forums couldn't find Steve Steph-
Levi Fisher
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Isaiah Brooks
Freedom.
Ryan Lee
or dress as a transwoman
troll the trial and accuse the state of deadnaming her
Daniel Sanchez
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Cooper White
>yfw theres a joy lane next to walnut crescent and burg st in granvile OH. and theres a pizza place.
Jeremiah Williams
killing yourself over mcnuggets? fuck that
>>bring back muh mighty wings you kikes
Jacob Lopez
>requesting mcnuggies before shooting himself
Truly he was one of us.
Joshua Evans
Obviously. Why else would he kill himself.
Liam Carter
Shut the hell up. He was a cold blooded murderer that killed an elderly man for no reason. He didn't know him or anything.
Brody Gomez
Faggot
Luke Rivera
The memes ARE real. They've been breaching the portal to this universe since the mid-2000's, but they succeeded in entering our plane of existence when flight 4U crashed in Les Baines with no survivors.
Jackson Bell
gonna need some bbq sauce on that.
Aaron Wood
Shut the hell up. He was a cold blooded murderer that killed an elderly man for no reason. He didn't know him or anything. The grandfather that was murdered wasn't a child molester you dumb faggot.
Elijah Richardson
>steven "streaming while fiendin" stevens >steven "no tendies me headdies" stevens >steven "oldman walking no more talking" stevens >steven "she made me do it on the highway joylane" stevens >steven "all i wanted is a haircut now you get your grave cut" stevens.
Every story will talk about McDonalds and the nuggets because that's what they paid for. I'm impressed by whoever set this marketing campaign up.
Ian Williams
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Camden Green
Garbage crop
Noah Powell
>Nigger obviously wanted the cop to shoot him by pretending to reach for a gun >AYYY MAN ALL DEEZ RACIST ASS COPS SHOOTING BLACK PEOPLE FOR HAVING FINGERS N SHIT
Parker Flores
Snitches wind up in ditches.
Who da nigger who turned in my nigga?
Daniel Hughes
>>>/reddit/
Grayson Perry
everyone knows wendies has the best tendies
Cooper Russell
friendly reminder anons: le'edgy plebbitors are on spring break
Andrew Ward
That's why I have this one too
Caleb Watson
>an outcast denied his tendies
He should be in the next metal gear
Benjamin Howard
>The biggest they come in is a 10 pack here Top kek, this country is poverty.
Henry Gomez
Steve "Off by Chicken (Ten)der" Steven
Brody Long
>its real i cant stop laughing
Grayson Sullivan
Tendies fo life
Gabriel Collins
Not chicken.
Cooper Mitchell
Hello dutchman
Dylan Price
>point your fingers at a cops while pretending to draw a gun at 90000000 miles per hour >expect a cop to hesitate just in case the .0000006 percent chance the niggers just jokin'
