BRIT/POL/: ELECTION BOOGALOO

MAY: SNAP ELECTION IS THE ONLY WAY TO GUARANTEE SECURITY FOR THE YEARS AHEAD
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39629603
archive.is/82iz0
>She accused Britain's other political parties of "game playing"

CURRENT PARTY BREAKDOWN
parliament.uk/mps-lords-and-offices/mps/current-state-of-the-parties/

MAY AVOIDS TV DEBATES
thesun.co.uk/news/3357498/theresa-may-set-to-avoid-tv-election-debates-despite-goading-from-jeremy-corbyn-and-calls-by-tim-farron-for-bbc-to-empty-chair-her/
archive.is/PMsCl
>CORBYN: "she should not be dodging head-to-head TV debates"

HITCHCOCK DIRECTED BREXIT: TUSK
news.sky.com/story/election-call-likened-to-hitchcock-film-by-eus-donald-tusk-10842357
archive.is/cI0RB

MET CHIEF PROMISES TASERS AND CYBER CRACKDOWN
theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/apr/18/met-chief-prioritises-giving-officers-tasers-and-fighting-cybercrime
archive.is/H4n8B
>...to use data analytics to identify suspects “in a way we can’t quite do at the moment”

MUMSNET THREAD
htt_ps://www.mum snet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2906378-Who-to-vote-for-in-General-Election
>"Agree vote whoever is not tory."

CORPORATIONS RELISH ELECTION CHAOS
telegraph.co.uk/business/2017/04/18/business-leaders-welcome-snap-election-brexit-boost-set-deliver/
archive.is/DqLKK
>"It’s clearly a last-minute thing."

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archive.is/PMsCl
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4421694/Voter-reacts-fury-news-early-general-election.html#comments
youtube.com/watch?v=7b2T8K2D-ps
pirateparty.org.uk/
gov.uk/register-to-vote
youtube.com/watch?v=ATWnH-yb6-o
youtube.com/watch?v=a1o6iFuHwhU
strawpoll.me/12772247
youtube.com/watch?v=hGnHX6TOc7s
twitter.com/AnonBabble

THIS THREAD WAS MADE FIRST

DEATH TO KIKE SPLITTERS

A VOTE FOR THE "CONSERVATIVES" IS A VOTE FOR
>mass immigration
>feminist legislation
>sodomite rights
>destruction of the church
>war with Assad
>sniffing Amerisharts sharts
>globalisation on steroids
>ridiculously expensive green "energy" initiatives
>purposely sloppy brexit where we keep most of the EU
>more islamisation of daily life
>increased surveillance and limited liberties
>more false-flag terrorist attacks conducted by MI5
>more devolution
>more cuts to our armed forces
>more left wing QUANGO's writing up government policies
>more taxpayer funding for the Islamic State and Al Nusra Front
>more Chinese "investment"
>complete destruction of what remains of our manufacturing industry

Support ancient British leylines.

Good edition

Fuck off with your Hitler meme, we defeated him in the war.

Fash get out

Better edition than the hitler shite, but what is up with your link formatting?
4/10 mate

Sadly the Nazis were such great propagandists that we're still fighting them on that front.

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S-should I say g-good evening to Anglo-senpais on this board then. . .?

Lads I don't like the kraut thread either but stop splitting the threads

strawpoll.me/12772247/
THE OFFICIAL POLL WITH 500+ VOTES

Who /surreymasterrace/ here?

Reminder that:


They Election Council or whatever the name is is conducting a big investigation into the Conservative Party for overspending during the last election.

They now have to finish that investigation before the next one

What a good time line

>A vote for ukip is a vote for literally nothing
>A vote for labour is a vote for ignorance
>A vote for SNP is a vote for the end of the union
>A vote for Greens is a vote for a big black cock up your arse
>A vote for lib dems is a vote for EU cock up your arse
>A vote for tories is a vote for the same familiar upperclass BRITISH cock up your arse.

Take your pick

>le based Tories

If you vote Tory you need to go back to plebbit.

Labour + SNP

A VOTE FOR THE "CONSERVATIVES" IS A VOTE FOR

>mass immigration
>feminist legislation
>sodomite rights
>destruction of the church
>war with Assad
>sniffing Amerisharts sharts
>globalisation on steroids
>ridiculously expensive green "energy" initiatives
>purposely sloppy brexit where we keep most of the EU
>more islamisation of daily life
>increased surveillance and limited liberties
>more false-flag terrorist attacks conducted by MI5
>more devolution
>more cuts to our armed forces
>more left wing QUANGO's writing up government policies
>more taxpayer funding for the Islamic State and Al Nusra Front
>more Chinese "investment"
>complete destruction of what remains of our manufacturing industry

VOTE UKIP OR DUP, OTHERWISE NECK YOURSELF

IF YOU'RE A JOCKSHIT THEN YOU MAY AS WELL VOTE "CONSERVATIVE" SINCE THERE'S NO ALTERNATIVE, THEN DIP YOUR FACE IN A DEEP FAT FRYER

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> Tories
At least the cock is British and the voice in my ear will be familiar.

>>A vote for ukip is a vote for the one party that has pushed the Overton window to the right
>>A vote for labour is a vote for mass migration
>>A vote for SNP is a vote for the end of the union
>>A vote for Greens is a vote for mass migration
>>A vote for lib dems is a vote for EU cock up your arse
>>A vote for tories is a vote for mass migration

ftfy

/ourguys/

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this

but ukip have no chance of winning with nuttal so it's tory for me boyo
if am going to take a cock up my ass am taking the british one tories it is

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Remember when this was relevant?

>thesun.co.uk/news/3357498/theresa-may-set-to-avoid-tv-election-debates-despite-goading-from-jeremy-corbyn-and-calls-by-tim-farron-for-bbc-to-empty-chair-her/
>archive.is/PMsCl

BRAVE THERESA RAN AWAY

BRAVELY RAN AWAY AWAY

WHEN DEBATES REARED THEIR UGLY HEAD

SHE BRAVELY TURNED HER TAIL AND FLED

YES BRAVE THERESA TURNED ABOUT

AND GALLANTLY SHE CHICKENED OUT

BRAVELY TAKING TO HER FEET

SHE BEAT A VERY BRAVE RETREAT

BRAVEST OF THE BRAVE

THERESA

>if am going to take a cock up my ass am taking the british one tories it is

>jews
>british

> most of this is simply wrong
> implying Cuckswell is any better

Stop reposting this selective rubbish. I can do the opposite.

Mummy May makes leftists cry so she's good for me.

>tories
>mass immigration
You've not been listening to out of date tripfags pretending to understand british politics have y....oh never mind.

Please tell me this is satire and not the actual front page. She's just some silly bint the BBC are pushing to delegitimise may

All the remain voters are gonna vote labour. Serious dent on the Tories.

I'm A member of UKIP but am probably going to vote Tories is this the right decision?

its real

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4421694/Voter-reacts-fury-news-early-general-election.html#comments

The consensus seems to be that Labour are not going to do anything about credit so mostly will go to the lib dems.

No they're not. Only the whinging ones will. Most remain voters just want to get on with life. Only those who keep telling you they voted remain care.

Yes. Don't listen to the naysayers. May is the best hope for delivering a Brexit.

We need to vote smart.

shut up u muppet being this much of a stupid cuck the DUP sucks and swallows jewish cum way more than the tories also arron banks the guy who funds ukip is a banking jew

HAHAHAHAHAHA MONTY PYTHON REFERENCE WITH BARELY ANY OF THE WORDS CHANGED
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEhehehehehehEHWEHHEHEHEHEHhe

Fuck off, here's how the debate will go
>Be SNP
>Muh people of scotland, muh mandate, muh out of eu against the people of scotlands will

>Be Lib dems
>Tories tories tories tories hard brexit tories tories tories, EU good, tories bad

>Be Labour
>tories, tories tories tories tories tories tories, migrants, tories, working migrants, NHS, tories, tories tories

>Be Conservatives
>out of EU, brexit means brexit, no turning back, people's will, labour's weak, SNP out of union bad, lib dems against the people, UNELECTED HOUSE OF LORDS

There I just saved everyone hours or non-banter filled ((((((debate)))))) probably hosted by that Islam guy from sky news.

THERESA THE GEEZER
WHO GAVE EBENEEZER
A GOOD NAME IN COMPARISON

THERESA THE TORY
WHO THROUGH BREXIT STALLING
MADE THE UK AN EMBARRASSMENT

THERESA WITH MALICE
INHERITED THE CHALICE
THEN HELD A POLL WITHOUT WARNING

YET THE BRITISH WOKE UP
AND TWO FINGERS THEY STUCK UP
AT THE DICTATOR ON ELECTION MORNING

Bight the bullet and put country before party on this occasion, lad. The Tories are the only ones capable of delivering Brexit at this point. There would be no point ever having one the referendum if any of the Leftist parties get in and ruin/water down/cancel it.

Have any of you ever gotten super paranoid about your internet activity?

I'm suddenly convinced I'm going to get vanned for watching one too many Bowden videos on Youtube or something.

youtube.com/watch?v=7b2T8K2D-ps
EBENEEZER

>UNELECTED HOUSE OF LORDS
laffing out loud at the Conservatives change of heart from AAAAAAAA THE LORDS ARE IMPORTANT back from the Coalition's attempts at reforms to REEEEEEEE DELET LORDS NOW

>pirateparty.org.uk/
?

>1992 was 25 years ago

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Honestly, you may feel that way, but they don't give a fuck. Don't get paranoid. I'm more scared about my friends or parents seeing.

Useful idiots

Is this roughly accurate?

We were supposed to get letters about illegal torrents and I use public torrent sites on a daily basis and never got a single letter.

If police don't have resources to do anything about pedos I think you'll be alright.

I wonder if that bloke's ever seen a real life vagina before

I've been shilling the plan on my page, seeing as all the lefties on reddit and social media are promoting similar plans but with the opposite effect (anti tory pact) that means its even more important

Remember to register to vote lads.

>gov.uk/register-to-vote

>gov.uk/register-to-vote

>gov.uk/register-to-vote

>gov.uk/register-to-vote

sadly
youtube.com/watch?v=ATWnH-yb6-o

Looks like Sky news is scared of the outcome.
"Are we tired of voting" No i would not be tired of using my rights.
This means they fear the outcome.

anti-tory pact?

sounds great to me

MAY >>>/OUT/

>voted no thanks
>voted leave
I fucking hate being Scottish these days, luckily I stole an English Rose from Southampton as my knobgobbler so if it all goes south she can take me across the border

Kek has blessed you, Paddy. You're always welcome here in Liverpool

are you actually retarded?

Kek bless.

No, you need to change the Clacton bit.

Threadlike reminder that since May is virtually guaranteed to win a large majority a way, there is literally no reason not to vote ukip

to?

Red pill me on the snap election.
What sort of fresh Jewry is this?

watch this

youtube.com/watch?v=a1o6iFuHwhU

and refute any one argument

>protip: you can't

(from 2013 but still true today)

You may not like them but they're right.

Political opportunism by the blue blairites

Are these daft cunts honestly decrying an increase in democratic choice?
>2015 GE
>2016 EU Referendum
>2017 GE again
When was the last time we had this many shots at the ballot box? Honestly we should go to the Joseph Chamberlain triennial parliament idea.

May's grand scheme to increase the Tory majority in Parliament, thereby ensuring they will be able to get on with the Brexit negotiations the way in which they want to without any disruption from the opposition parties.

That would encourage even more political short termism senpai

The whole focus of the election will almost entirely on Brexit.

The ((Conservatives)) will increase their majority and nothing will change for another 5 year until the next general election.

During this time, we'll see the same sort of immigration we've been seeing for the last few years as they continue to import people from the third world regardless of us being out of the EU.

The genocide against white native Brits continues and the neo-cons win.

refute it then you pillock, and you seem to be forgetting that Cuckswell jumped ship and will probably return to the Cuckservatives in the coming days.

>over a three year period migration has rise to 50,000 more than is average for the period 10 years prior
This is somehow I bad thing? I sure would like to see other EU countries migration before I say the tories are fucking us, without cherry picking countries like Hungary and Poland

T-thank you Anglo-senpais. . .

>trusting Theresa reMayne
I'm still not convinced she isn't a globalist plant.

>Joe Chamberlain

top lad

wew

strawpoll.me/12772247

You implied the tories were not enabling mass immigration and I proved you wrong.

what video games does brit/pol/ like?

She may well be, but she appears to be getting the message on Brexit and immigration and she's the only chance we've got at the moment.

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REMAIN
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>all these fucking tory shills are making me wish for YKTD to come back

Will probably vote Green or Labour desu.

gas yourself my man

We're pretty much exactly the same as the polls but with UKIP and Labour switched. Pretty cool desu. Ignoring Scotfags that is.

No you didn't you showed me a graph showing that the migration has increased back to a slightly above average in the last three years, but staying close to the average during the tories 7 years in power.

What you're not mentioning is that during the tories early years (they came into power in 2010, after which there was a drop of 100,000 over the next 3-4 years

Pro Evolution Soccer 4

Are Edith would want you to vote Tory. How dare you! Remember what the Hun did to her.

Good times lad. Then Davey fucked up.

I don't understand this British parlimentary stuff.
Someone help a burger out; what does this mean? Is she crossing the Rubicon?

Fuck off, nobody wants that jewish sympathiser, NEET paki fuckwad back
He is about as redpilled as he is a conservative, since he hasn't had a job before and spends his free time watching anime and red dwarf

youtube.com/watch?v=hGnHX6TOc7s

>right on

ideal party would be green environmental policies labour economic policies and ukip immigration/social policies desu (to be honest)

She has a really lovely mountain in Canada named after her, and I climbed halfway up it once and had a splendid time. You may have just convinced me desu.

Actually agree with that completely desu, are you also a radical environmental-libertarian-national-socialist?

UNHOLY