/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - RETAIL THEFT AT WHOLE FOODS EDITION/

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/


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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings ScoreboardS:
heyjackass.com
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays


TONIGHT:
>retail theft at Whole Foods...


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>5 to 6 fired at a vehicle
>1 person shot in the arm
>2 male blacks fled northbound

bumparino

>stolen Subaru

>stolen vehicle with a child in the car

That doesn't sound good.

>male black hit caller in the head

Good evening, fellas!

Good evenin'

bump

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>14 year old son hit her in the face

Hello friend

>all night long gambling

bumpin

Made a few Archer themed pics.

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can you /crimestoppers/ help raise awareness to charge this terrorist who killed 4 people in a shooting today with terror/hate crimes

i enjoy crime

>gang members chasing elderly male

Things are heating up a bit. I've heard a guy in a car driving around school looking at children, several suicidal females and a brother hitting his sister in the face. She is videotaping his acts.

>I've heard a guy in a car driving around school looking at children

>dozen drunks fighting behind walgreens
>stole beer from the store

Slow Thread, I'm gonna post all my OC from last week.

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You guys needs to keep listening through the morning. At about 9am yesterday I heard a double murder drive by go down live. It was nuts.

For better or worse, some of us work full-time in the CST timezone. As much as I love the sunrise hijinks of male black, I can't responsibly be up that late on work nights.

Fair enough. It was crazy, though. Suspect fled in a white Dodge Charge or white Ford Mustang. Witnesses were confused about that.

I like to listen during the day at work sometimes, the happenings are less frequent but no less bugfuck insane.

>guy pushed a car onto the sidewalk and ran off
>white prius stolen

lets go boys

and a new one for tonight with two shades

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>drag racing
>woman refuses to pay cab fare

Nice, dude.

Also nice, dude.

REAL ROBERT HOURS

hell yeah lad
anyone got a quick rundown of what's happened earlier today?

>fighting in the ER

>Wait, two males that we're shot
>Fighting in the ER
I guess they were "stable"

I'm in Chicago for a few days. Seems relatively safe and white downtown, but the niggers I do see are especially fuckin scary tho

Welcome to the city. Stay downtown, you'll be safer.

>2 males argueing in the alley
>shots fired
>unkown injuries

Listen for less than five minutes. Hear shots fired and girl getting beaten by dad...

typical night in Chicago

Welcome to Chiraq!

Still love this city. Just wish we could control the nignogs

>last name OF
Anyone else hear that inflection?

Send 'em all to Detroit.

Then nuke Detroit.

Bully in the alley

Its interesting how you are constantly connected with hundreds, if not thousands of people on the Internet and yet still feel so alone..

>bipolar granny went off her meds
>acting violent

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Have a bump these threads are comfy as fuck.

This shit is so comfy, bro. Listening to it in the background while I study rn (The ambient stream is best for this).

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>woman calling crying uncontrollably saying her husband is being...oh, lord, "mentally and verbally abusive"
I love it when dispatch gives zero fucks about frivolous callers. These dudes are redpilled as fuck.

Thats beautiful

Ambient stream is the way to go

I enjoy the music but it makes it very hard for me to hear Robert and Squad.

>5 shell casings and blood

is based 911 seattlebro here again? would be nice to get an update as I ain't heard shit on my end lol

That a Mosin?

I'd rather just build a wall and let them do their nigging on their side of it.

Thats fair. It really depends on the song.

Evening Robert! How are you fine gentlemen doing tonight?

>couple wearing all black fucking at the bus stop
sexy

>having sex at the bus stop

>Grey hoodie is the leader

sounds like an antifa rape party going on at that bus stop

Good evening, Robert! Weather is warmer in Chiraq tonight so I'm expecting serious coonery here in another hour or two.

Perhaps. Although we didn't hear reports of flaming garbage bins.

911 Seattlebro checking in

I haven't heard anything from SPD either, I took my test about 3 weeks after you did, so I'm probably not going to hear back for a while.

You arent alone bro. Just cozy up with the ambient stream and joim us listening to the adventures of robert and squad.

sheeeit man they take forever. getting a little antsy. wanna get in on the action already.

good to hear you're still here. this is fucking amazing training

>DOA

You can adjust the level of the music by pressing the "sound" button on the top right and then moving the slider for the music part that pops up.

Was that a call about a wrong way driver? What is this Phoenix?

>youarelistening.to/chicago

Love the post art and links man

Here's a cop car to help with the dullness

Good evening Robert, east coast Robert reporting for duty. What's the body count so far?

>one DOA
>couple shootings
>2 gunshot victims got into a fight in the ER

is this a slow RRH?

Well, heard 15 9mm shots thins morning. Drive by, two victims one female black, wounded, one male black, DOA, headshot. As for the rest, no clue, just remembered to pop in.

>CAPS
What's that mean?

amateurs! for SUPERIOR ambience try youtube.com/watch?v=nue9EXetzpM im off to bed soon but i keep Real Robert Hours and have this playing in the background as i drift off.

also been experimenting with using nicotine patches and weed as MASSIVE dream enhancers. i dream of gunfire, rain and the Chicago police scanner. i sleep knowing Roberts keeps me safe.

No, it should be solid. Things usually pick up after midnight Chicago time so another hour or so. Plus, the weather is to be warmer tonight. It has the makings of a good night of coonery.

I feel the opposite because there is no alternative this time of night, so suck it up and feel it

>also been experimenting with using nicotine patches and weed as MASSIVE dream enhancers. i dream of gunfire, rain and the Chicago police scanner. i sleep knowing Roberts keeps me safe.
Sounds /comfy/.

got 3 deaths already today.

undertaker gonna be busy

>not sure if male or female

I heard a double murder live this morning around 9am. It was fucking crazy. One male and one female victim. Male died before the police arrived but the female was responsive however she kicked it soon after.

Nice... Did the female black at least have undergarments and pants tonight?

Don't the nic patches just keep you up?

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yup. caught that on Chicago sun-times. updates pretty frequently. lots of weird ass shootings and bodies being found in lakes today.

Cemetery business must be booming in chimpcago.

/comfy/ indeed.

Oh, you heard the drive by, too? That was fucking crazy. The female police officer that showed up was nervous AF on the radio. The female victim later died.