Femanon here I just wanted to say this pic is very accurate

Femanon here I just wanted to say this pic is very accurate.

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>have 5.5 incher
>tell girlfriend Im 7"
>she cant even tell and brags to her friends

Saged

Brazil user here, I just want to say that I fuck bitches and none seem to be overlypreoccupied with this.

>addresses women to tell them what their sexual preferences are

Guess how I know this was made by a man?

Whore

That's waaay too small

6.2 Here and bitches always come back for more

>Femanon here
Yeah, sure...

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Would my size satisfy you?

see:

weak bait

There is no such thing as an ideal penis size only an ideal vagina size and it's different for every man.

i do actually believe you're a woman because only a woman could be so fucking stupid to think this has anything to do with politics. hope you get banned.

it all makes sense, now. feminists are stupid angry all the time because they can't find large cocks to fill their cavernous vaginas.

GTFO

Little under 7.5.

It actually kind of sucks cause my gf can't take it all very easily so I can't pound her unless she's insanely horny/wet and even then she's sore after

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too bad you will never get that 9inch or an alpha, cos you are a cuntblasted whore

Youve been lied to.

Do you fuck niggers? If so, why do you hate your dad?

You're from Brazil? Thanks for pointing that out I couldn't tell

Why are you all mad and saging?

Any inconvenient truth?

so true
t. another femanon

>tfw no chad bf and i'm surrounded by subhuman manlets, dicklets beta faggots

By my calculations you have a large cunt, female user.

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So, "Femanon", you are saying fingers are usually longer than 13 cms. No? You can pleasure a woman with any dicksize on that list. It's about knowing what you're doing.

She brags because she wants to make you feel better, because she likes you and because you'd break up with her if she told the truth.

I don't even care that I'm not my gf's first man, I just don't want her to be a slut and if I ever found out she had more men inside her than she has fingers, I'd break up with her on the spot.

wow this sure is cringy
>ANNYMOOSE DO NOT FORGIVE XDDD

>hey guise, check this image created by troll lesbians that never had cock in their life made for the soul reason of making men feel inferior for normal sized cocks.

go back to sucking hairy fupa grease

Stop making excuses dicklet

>9 inches perfect

Please. Anything under 12 inches is just pathetic

POLITICS

I'm almost a 7 incher and it's a pain in the ass, women can't take it easily, leaves girls sore, complete pain in the ass to get it started since they need to be really wet, etc.
Can't imagine people with bigger dicks, must be a terrible experience unless you're with the most used up girls around

Don't fall for the porn industry jew, the girls that take it easily or look for dick sizes are the cock carousel riders.
If you guys are actually taking this bait thread, count your blessings.

So you're saying that you like the way a large penis massages your prostate?

>implying all vaginas are the same size.

Obvious virgin is obvious.

You will never have a Chad with a 9 inch penis. Might as well kill yourself, whore

>Close to 8.
>Have had professionals get annoyed at my size.

One had a perfect analogy:
>You have to be an enthusiast to race a ferrari every day.
>Most girls just want an average car that gets them to point B.

Don't listen to this horeshit anons. Study after study shows best male lovers are
>1. Great & PATIENT with foreplay
>2. Establish intimacy

If your dick size was that essential, we'd all be packing foot long monsters.

Aw, I'm barely okay? Okay I'll take my six-figure income and fit body elsewhere I guess... maybe someone will love me :'(

so what you're saying is the man should just grease up his fist and punch your womb like it owes him money?

its well old but there are no girls on the internet

>i'm an insecure dicklet who feels the need to argue with girls about what girls like
cringe, just stop

>he's also a turkroach
I've had sex with a turkish exchange student, cute face, but he lasted

Please Anything under 19 Inches is just pathetic
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ahh, good stuff

maybe, but it's better to be alone than with a mediocre """"man""""

Oh look its this post again
sage

scrotum doesn't count Pablo

Literal child. I'd love to see you when you hit 30+ and no one gives a shit about you anymore.

Adding on to my previous comments Basically only fags REALLY care about dick size (if you have a large dick, and make your girl cum with it, she will care about dick size also. If you have a small dick, and make her cum, she will not care about it).

So you all need to get out of the closet. You're not "trolling," you want to suck a cock. Hire a tranny, faggots, bc pic related does nothing for you.

Am I good enough, femanon?

>shitdick

Might as well get yourself a bunch of cats right now, you're going to be alone forever. Killing yourself is still an option though

>spic bragging about barely being over 6 inches

maybe they'd be satisfied if they were squatty 5 fat mountain trolls

...oh wait

I just desribed all mexican women

Slanteyed people have trouble to see length mr Xing ping.

>22.86 cm

That's retardedly specific.

In my experience the only women who /really/ care about penis size are the ones who gobble a lot of penises.

I wonder why

Truth. I'm a little under 6" and my GF complains if I bury it to the hilt. Nothing more unsatisfying than short-stroking for her benefit!

Don't have the same issue with getting it started, but any girl who wants more than 7 is a total hoebag.

Underrated

I am not bragging, I am just confirming my threshold is good enough to get the job done

6,7" length
5,5" circumference

This puts me in the top 20% in both categories and makes me even average for the (((self reported))) "measurements" of Congo, which always is the country with he biggest dicks in your cuck charts and maps.
Somehow this thread still triggers and offends me.
Halp.

I'v got maybe a 7-8" cock, proportionate girth. My banjo string is torn all the way down and with virtually every girl I have been with its a fucking pain in the arse (literally) as it barely fits and does damage. Only thing girls have ever said is "you would not want it any bigger".

Seems like yet more subversion to make white men feel weak.

¿Hue?

>Femanon
You know the rules. Whip 'em out and time stamp 'em, sweetums.

Hot chicks cheat on their bfs with me, and i am only 5.9, they want more and fall in love. I laugh in your face OP

Post tits.

>8 inch dick
>too ugly for any girl to actually see it
JUST

I seriously can't wait for polygamy to be accepted by society so women don't have to settle for genetic trash like you

>Basically only fags REALLY care about dick size
Bullshit. Big symmetrical dick is aesthetic as fuck, the feel maybe too much at the beginning but a small dick is just pathetic, all dicklets are also insecure as fuck about it which makes the matter even more laughable, so unless you have great facial aesthetics you can forget about being sexually attractive with your 5 incher

This isn't r9k

Ditto. About 7.5 here and i have never felt a loose pussy in my life. Also very rare that a girl can deepthroat it. Body count is about 80+ women so decent sample size.

Women have no concept of size, anyways.

You will never have a man like in your pic. Just accept it

Open bragging about what a whore she is. Might as well buy a horse-cock dildo.

>tfw 17.5cm

Well that's nice and all, women being inferior to men is also pretty accurate.

>muh polyamory

It already is accepted by society you stupid gaping whore.

Fuck who am I kidding you're just some basement dweller with a micropenis playing crabs in a bucket

More like she'll never have a man.

Go back to 2ch.hk and never return.

Poor girl, I kinda feel bad for her. Craving chads 9 incher but only being able to land shrimp-dick betas. It's sad

How does it feel knowing that your gf is just settling down for you and a fucking erotic novel would make her more excited than you?

>It already is accepted by society
No it's not reatard, only virgins on chinese image boards think that

And with a proxy as well'


I am still waiting for those time stamped tits

I'm 6.25" and shit-tier sluts almost always say I'm big.

Girls are retards who don't know shit about cocks. Also OP is not a girl.

Having fun Vasya? kek

Oh look, it's a non-autistic good Russian. Why are there so few of you?

Oh look it's a "my cock is 9 inches and I make $200k in IT" thread.

Because, unfortunately, not may people here actually bother to get educated about things.

Tits or GTFO scum

I love the bitchiness of this pic:
>Fuck men for lying about their dick size.
>If your dick is not an inch bigger than average, you have a tiny dick and no woman would ever want you.

I have a little dick at about 4.5 inches (5in girth) and my boyfriend loves it. :)

6.5" here, I could be 4" and there wouldn't be a difference because I honestly don't give a fuck if the female enjoyed it or not. Women(and ladyboys if you are into that shit) here are treated like property, rightfully so.

Anyone going to make a "This is how tight a vagina should be" for this buckethound

you all know what to do to break the curse of the vagina jew, people.

it's all in your h̶a̶n̶d̶s̶ pants... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>ITT reasons to date asian women

>tfw decent

My dicks literally shrinking, balls too. I was a content 6 inch worked it well. Im lucky to get 4 inches now.

I have gotten fatter like a lot. so that might explain the size shrink but muh balls. I miss my saggy nuts, wtf happened? Help.

Is it because porn?

I don't know, my husband's is at least 9'' and sex used to be nothing pain and discomfort for the first year, now it's better but still hurts when we try to do anything really fun. It's nice and I'm grateful but I doubt it would be such a horrible thing for it to be smaller.

It's obviously a troll pic

Nothing new, Olga
Most women who make demands are shit tier anyway, Ill Just go for a qt who deserves muhdick instead of makes demands of it

Are you a Virgin? Fingers and dicks are not comparable cause fingers have a lot more options then in and out

When's the last time you had sex?

No it's because you're fat. The penis is connected to your pelvis and is pretty much at a set length, now that your fat your fat tissue is covering the area around your once bigger dick making your dick smaller. LOSE WEIGHT TUBBY DO IT NOW!

Your testosterone has crashed. Lift heavy things, eat clean with fats and salts and sort your posture out. Your dick will come back and you will vote right.

never. :( permavirgin. :(

The average vagina is only 4-5 inches deep.

BARELY OKAY